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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
charismatic bat-shit-crazy hell
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Razzle-dazzle factory reset button
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Razzle-dazzle factory reset button
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important thread
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Insecure half-breed
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
shimmering theater stage circlehead
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
charismatic bat-shit-crazy hell
  09/28/23
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Razzle-dazzle factory reset button
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Razzle-dazzle factory reset button
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Classical music
dark jet-lagged shitlib immigrant
  09/28/23
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
Tantric step-uncle's house dysfunction
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
Balding Milk
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
Electric smoky orchestra pit stain
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Hateful violent twinkling uncleanness
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It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
Puce Irradiated Abode Hairy Legs
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Aggressive Gunner
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
Talented boistinker lodge
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
charismatic bat-shit-crazy hell
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Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for ...
Hateful violent twinkling uncleanness
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charismatic bat-shit-crazy hell
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Lascivious blue cuckoldry piazza
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diverse box office
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy hell

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Insecure half-breed



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: shimmering theater stage circlehead

Water would be his kryptonite

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy hell

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: dark jet-lagged shitlib immigrant

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Tantric step-uncle's house dysfunction

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Balding Milk

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Electric smoky orchestra pit stain

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Hateful violent twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Puce Irradiated Abode Hairy Legs

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Aggressive Gunner



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Talented boistinker lodge

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy hell

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Hateful violent twinkling uncleanness

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: charismatic bat-shit-crazy hell



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Lascivious blue cuckoldry piazza



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: diverse box office



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...id.#49803466)