Date: February 17th, 2026 7:51 AM
Author: AZNgirl Swimming to Epstein Island
He’s got a spreadsheet smile,
And a chai-stained résumé,
Talks about crypto for a while,
Then says “Bro, long term is the way.”
Where did you get that swagger?
Where did you learn that grin?
Probably topped the IIT exam
Then explained it all on LinkedIn.
Pre-Chorus
Whoa-oh, sweet Jeet of mine…
Whoa-oh, sweet Jeet o’ mine…
Chorus
Sweet Jeet o’ mine!
Your coding skills shine!
Sweet Jeet o’ mine!
Deploy one more time!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835626&forum_id=2Firm#49675457)