Date: February 22nd, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Delicious Bunny
He was like 5’11 and handsome. She was apparently engaged to another guy (6’5) three years ago and the bridesmaid went on and on about how tall the other guy was. Dumb things like “oh well at least you fit in the same frame as the photos because her last man was so Tall!!”
Then went on about how it would “take two of you to reach the shelves of her last fiancé!”
The other guy apparently cheated with a bunch of 19 and 20 year olds and was only caught when one got pregnant: but the bridesmaid was obsessed with him like it was a hallmark movie and he won (the Tallman).
Then she broke into song and sang “All I ever wanted was a Tall man like this!” To the tune of Kelly Clarkson the moment like this song.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837299&forum_id=2Firm#49687499)