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The simulation jumped the shark: Byron Noem’s dominatrix was named Shy Sotomay
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: cannon https://archive.is/20260410150803/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15710733/kristi-noem-husband-bryon-audio-transition-bimbo.html
Astonishing audio of Kristi Noem being humiliated by husband Bryon: H… Kristi Noem's husband Bryon had an on-off secret online relationship with a left-wing dominatrix for more than nine years, the Daily Mail can exclusively reveal.
At times, the former Homeland Security Secretary's husband encouraged Shy Sotomayor as she repeatedly insulted his wife. Elsewhere, Bryon fantasized about 'leaving' Kristi for the woman he worshipped as his 'goddess' and discussed his desire to transition his gender through surgery and hormone therapy. Sotomayor – a 5ft sex worker known as Raelynn Riley with extra-large 2500cc breast implants – has shared dozens of phone recordings and online messages with the Daily Mail revealing her conversations with the now 56-year-old insurance company executive who used the alias Jason Jackson.
We have confirmed the telephone number used was Bryon's, who also paid for their conversations using an email under the pseudonym 'Chrystalballz666' and admitted he would like to be referred to by the name Crystal.
In the recordings, Bryon is heard professing his subservience to Sotomayor, who wasn't shy in dissing his wife, then-head of the DHS, and in particular criticizing her handling of aggressive ICE operations in Minneapolis.
In fact, Bryon was apparently so unfazed by Sotomayor ridiculing Kristi that he told the dominatrix she was 'so much better' than his wife and that he didn't 'think [his] family stands a chance compared to [her].'
In the end, Sotomayor said, Bryon's demands for her attention seemingly grew so desperate that, by late March, she started cutting back on their paid online and phone sessions.
'He needed to just talk and talk, and it felt more personal than I was comfortable with,' said the 30-year-old from Colorado Springs who says she made tens of thousands of dollars off the relationship. |
Date: April 10th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: may his bones be crushed Feels like all of these weirdos just never got female attention as a teenager
Why else would you waste so much time talking to these sluts and shit
They crave attention and validation
Has to be a mixture of being molested as a child and never getting teen pussy in hs |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Homie was finger-blasting Kristi since their junior year actually: https://x.com/KristiNoem/status/1661035817379274752 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855747&forum_id=2Firm#49809075) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: irl White person This is a good reminder of why you shouldn't judge and dismiss "cheaters" out of hand without knowing more details about their life
A lot of people criticized Noem for her years long affair with Cory Lewandowski but it's now clear that she never actually did anything wrong, and it was her "husband" who was really at fault. If anything she probably deserves some credit for staying with the marriage
Many such cases btw. I've known many myself |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. It was obvious her husband was some kind of weird creep. Why would you stay with someone cheating on you so brazenly otherwise? She should have just divorced him but my guess is they were both turned on by this arrangement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855747&forum_id=2Firm#49808743) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: irl White person No, they were probably close to totally estranged from each other. I'm sure there was an "understanding" between the two to lead these separate lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855747&forum_id=2Firm#49808751) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: peeface i can't imagine she understood he was THIS weird.
the craziest part is that the FBI seemingly didn't catch any of this on her background check.
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,. It's sad because this guy seems to have no other outlets or people to talk with IRL. He'd probably bust his nut in 5 minutes and then keep yapping to his freaky camwhore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855747&forum_id=2Firm#49808738) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Fyre festival founder Insane freak show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855747&forum_id=2Firm#49808744) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: peeface *force feeds Bryon Noem an XL NY Pepperoni, whips him with breadsticks*
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Date: April 10th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: which is what makes time travel possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855747&forum_id=2Firm#49809041) |
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Date: April 10th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future) My Sotomayor, 71, is shy about sexual matters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855747&forum_id=2Firm#49809062) |