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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Fragrant home

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: electric mint senate

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: alcoholic beady-eyed center volcanic crater



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: maroon principal's office

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring fortuitous meteor background story

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: electric mint senate

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke Mexican

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: electric mint senate

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station people who are hurt



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: electric mint senate

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: electric mint senate

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Marvelous Yarmulke Mexican



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: electric mint senate

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Filthy carnelian station coffee pot



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Jade Trailer Park Puppy

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: electric mint senate

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Jade Trailer Park Puppy

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: electric mint senate

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: slate french chef



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Gaming Laptop Church



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Bateful ruddy water buffalo

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: electric mint senate

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: mauve concupiscible kitty cat

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: electric mint senate

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: lake vibrant tanning salon doctorate

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: electric mint senate

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Sticky bespoke macaca reading party

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: mauve concupiscible kitty cat

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: excitant set death wish

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: electric mint senate

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: electric mint senate

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: alcoholic beady-eyed center volcanic crater



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Lilac magical cuck

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: electric mint senate

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: excitant set death wish



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: electric mint senate



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Mildly autistic cobalt therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Judgmental Crimson Sandwich

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: electric mint senate

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Judgmental Crimson Sandwich

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: electric mint senate

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Judgmental Crimson Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: electric mint senate

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Judgmental Crimson Sandwich

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: electric mint senate

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone dark theater stage mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: electric mint senate

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: electric mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706886)