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Rate these Vegas related texts from one of my pornstar clients (CSLG)

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
Titillating alcoholic skinny woman
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
Titillating alcoholic skinny woman
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
ocher box office digit ratio
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
Azure corn cake
  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
Motley Stage
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
Infuriating School Cafeteria
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
swashbuckling startled crackhouse friendly grandma
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
galvanic round eye base
  09/05/22
...
Doobsian therapy goal in life
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
Exhilarant gunner parlour
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
Sapphire Toilet Seat
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
Sapphire Toilet Seat
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/05/22
III Forks?
Sapphire Toilet Seat
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/05/22
End of an era
Sapphire Toilet Seat
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
Sapphire Toilet Seat
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
Citrine Halford
  09/06/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/06/22
...
Titillating alcoholic skinny woman
  09/06/22
...
stirring meetinghouse
  09/06/22
...
Azure corn cake
  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
galvanic round eye base
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
Big-titted flushed point
  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
Big-titted flushed point
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/05/22
I love men
violent cruise ship queen of the night
  09/06/22
ran here
Big-titted flushed point
  09/06/22
...
peach idea he suggested corner
  09/06/22
...
sooty sanctuary police squad
  09/06/22
...
Laughsome Ebony Garrison Fortuitous Meteor
  09/06/22
...
chrome whorehouse kitty cat
  09/07/22
...
Heady translucent pistol
  09/07/22
...
Opaque chapel love of her life
  09/07/22
That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a ...
galvanic round eye base
  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
peach idea he suggested corner
  09/06/22
Same.
Laughsome Ebony Garrison Fortuitous Meteor
  09/06/22
I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 b...
chrome whorehouse kitty cat
  09/07/22
...
peach idea he suggested corner
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
Laughsome Ebony Garrison Fortuitous Meteor
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
pearl voyeur
  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
Charismatic Jew University
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
galvanic round eye base
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
Walnut Bateful Space Weed Whacker
  09/06/22
My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/06/22
To be fair, "'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you...
Charismatic Jew University
  09/06/22
I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawye...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/06/22
"I have no anger towards anyone." That'd be te...
demanding trip mood
  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/05/25
This is pathetic.
demanding trip mood
  09/06/22
...
Charismatic Jew University
  09/06/22
Slay, qween. Slay.
Glittery unholy state
  09/06/22
TY, brother.
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/06/22
What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any s...
Fluffy Stock Car Coldplay Fan
  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
house-broken iridescent nursing home preventive strike
  09/06/22
They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in Californ...
Citrine Halford
  09/06/22
Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "...
coiffed cheese-eating native deer antler
  09/06/22
I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thoug...
pink gas station
  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
Supple wild spot
  09/06/22
Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.
jade cruel-hearted plaza
  09/07/22
Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want ...
Opaque chapel love of her life
  09/06/22
This is all very sinful, brother.
Out-of-control Multi-colored Hominid
  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
carnelian floppy feces
  09/06/22
i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars....
Canary national
  09/06/22
You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put ...
vermilion rehab
  09/06/22
I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/06/22
You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you exclud...
Infuriating School Cafeteria
  09/06/22
wwop
pearl voyeur
  09/06/22
your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross
Coral mind-boggling scourge upon the earth pozpig
  09/06/22
i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or de...
Apoplectic locale cuckoldry
  09/06/22
u sound jelly
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/06/22
he's right tho
Blue soul-stirring brunch
  09/07/22
he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his...
sooty sanctuary police squad
  09/06/22
Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fa...
concupiscible crimson french chef home
  09/06/22
he didn't really need to explain himself at all ....may...
Appetizing black menage
  09/06/22
Let's get this to 100 folks!
comical burgundy public bath bbw
  09/07/22
Let's do it, brothers!
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/07/22
We did it!
comical burgundy public bath bbw
  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
excitant lavender pisswyrm
  09/07/22
They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped ...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
Opaque chapel love of her life
  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/07/22
Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insu...
Opaque chapel love of her life
  09/07/22
πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ
Slate Racy Trust Fund
  09/07/22
I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can ...
beady-eyed psychic library
  09/07/22
Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a f...
galvanic round eye base
  09/07/22
Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him
race surrealism
  12/05/25
Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao
Adolf Hitler Uunona
  12/05/25
discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one in...
Kenneth Play
  12/05/25
She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me...
golden retriever
  12/05/25
...
goy orbison
  12/05/25
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Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong
  12/05/25
...
Johnny 99
  12/05/25


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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Titillating alcoholic skinny woman

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: Titillating alcoholic skinny woman

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: ocher box office digit ratio

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Azure corn cake

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Motley Stage

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Infuriating School Cafeteria

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling startled crackhouse friendly grandma

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: galvanic round eye base

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Doobsian therapy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant gunner parlour

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Sapphire Toilet Seat

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Toilet Seat

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Sapphire Toilet Seat

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Sapphire Toilet Seat

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Sapphire Toilet Seat

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: Citrine Halford

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: Titillating alcoholic skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: stirring meetinghouse



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Azure corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: galvanic round eye base

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Big-titted flushed point

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: Big-titted flushed point

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: violent cruise ship queen of the night

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Big-titted flushed point

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: peach idea he suggested corner



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: sooty sanctuary police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45126601)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Laughsome Ebony Garrison Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: chrome whorehouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131569)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Heady translucent pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131581)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: Opaque chapel love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131623)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: galvanic round eye base

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: peach idea he suggested corner

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Laughsome Ebony Garrison Fortuitous Meteor

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45127918)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: chrome whorehouse kitty cat

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131571)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: peach idea he suggested corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131610)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Laughsome Ebony Garrison Fortuitous Meteor

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45132277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: pearl voyeur

pics of girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45124844)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: Charismatic Jew University

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: galvanic round eye base

I just wish I had some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125153)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Walnut Bateful Space Weed Whacker

im going to the brazzers house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125158)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: Charismatic Jew University

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: demanding trip mood

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)

credit where it is due, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#49486221)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: demanding trip mood

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: Charismatic Jew University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125171)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: Glittery unholy state

Slay, qween.

Slay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125181)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

TY, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125184)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: Fluffy Stock Car Coldplay Fan

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: house-broken iridescent nursing home preventive strike

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: Citrine Halford

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125283)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: coiffed cheese-eating native deer antler

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: pink gas station

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Supple wild spot

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125480)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: jade cruel-hearted plaza

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131637)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: Opaque chapel love of her life

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125385)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: Out-of-control Multi-colored Hominid

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: carnelian floppy feces

"I need to go read to my kids"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125489)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Canary national

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: vermilion rehab

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Infuriating School Cafeteria

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45126562)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: pearl voyeur

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45126111)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Coral mind-boggling scourge upon the earth pozpig

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45126596)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic locale cuckoldry

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45126728)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

u sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45127127)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Blue soul-stirring brunch

he's right tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131619)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: sooty sanctuary police squad

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45127129)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: concupiscible crimson french chef home

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45127134)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: Appetizing black menage

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45127162)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: comical burgundy public bath bbw

Let's get this to 100 folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131615)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

Let's do it, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131890)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: comical burgundy public bath bbw

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: excitant lavender pisswyrm

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: Opaque chapel love of her life

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

those don't have huge insurance policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45132126)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: Opaque chapel love of her life

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45132144)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Slate Racy Trust Fund

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic library

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45132221)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: galvanic round eye base

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#45132233)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: race surrealism

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#49485905)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#49485938)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#49486209)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: golden retriever

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#49485952)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#49486217)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#49486387)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Johnny 99



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Firm#49486195)