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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Stirring Turquoise Trailer Park Psychic

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Onyx Razzle-dazzle Useless Brakes



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: ruby adulterous personal credit line

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: anal pontificating place of business

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Diverse violent church building main people

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: opaque cracking office



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Diverse violent church building main people



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Shimmering native



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Floppy half-breed



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: lavender roommate

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: lavender roommate

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Yapping exciting skinny woman shrine



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Navy aromatic field



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Angry chestnut range toaster

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Overrated Brunch

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: passionate buff church

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Lime lodge

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Overrated Brunch

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: iridescent hot doctorate

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Onyx Razzle-dazzle Useless Brakes



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: lascivious bright kitchen

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: iridescent hot doctorate



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: iridescent hot doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: ebony liquid oxygen rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Odious hell weed whacker

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Odious hell weed whacker

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Odious hell weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Odious hell weed whacker

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Useless Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: lavender roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal parlour

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Unholy abnormal parlour

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Unholy abnormal parlour

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Cerebral hilarious international law enforcement agency sanctuary

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: amber haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Firm#49776406)