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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Razzle Spot
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Fragrant Clear Den
  01/05/14
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rose swashbuckling school cafeteria gaping
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Razzle Spot
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Razzle Spot
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Razzle Spot
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Razzle Spot
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
red disgusting kitty
  06/25/12
...
Appetizing kitchen azn
  06/25/12
Jesus
Contagious home dragon
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Vibrant Nursing Home
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
180 unholy national
  08/02/12
crying
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  08/29/12
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  02/22/13
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shimmering idiotic roast beef
  08/21/13
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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Gay cracking stage
  02/09/19
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rebellious location french chef
  07/11/19
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Salmon charismatic yarmulke corner
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Razzle Spot
  06/25/12
cop
Appetizing kitchen azn
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Appetizing kitchen azn
  06/25/12
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red disgusting kitty
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
emerald shrine
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
spectacular crotch roommate
  08/02/12
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Excitant cruise ship private investor
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
heady idiot rehab
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Brindle Cumskin
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Appetizing kitchen azn
  06/25/12
...
concupiscible heaven
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Appetizing kitchen azn
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
spectacular crotch roommate
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Fuchsia Property
  08/21/13
...
Razzle Spot
  06/25/12
...
Impressive mauve public bath son of senegal
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Fear-inspiring buff chad step-uncle's house
  06/25/12
...
Excitant cruise ship private investor
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
arousing elastic band
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Razzle Spot
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Copper Legal Warrant Kitty Cat
  06/25/12
...
Razzle Spot
  06/26/12
...
Excitant cruise ship private investor
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
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  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Razzle Spot
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
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  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
narrow-minded theater place of business
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Razzle Spot
  08/02/12
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Razzle Spot
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
180 unholy national
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
spectacular crotch roommate
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
spectacular crotch roommate
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Razzle Spot
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
spectacular crotch roommate
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
narrow-minded theater place of business
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Razzle Spot
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
spectacular crotch roommate
  08/06/12
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  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Razzle Spot
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
shimmering idiotic roast beef
  08/21/13
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spectacular crotch roommate
  02/22/13
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Excitant cruise ship private investor
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
shimmering idiotic roast beef
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Fuchsia Property
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
shimmering idiotic roast beef
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Irradiated sandwich
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Fuchsia Property
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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  08/21/13
180
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  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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  12/01/16
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  12/02/16
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  01/29/18
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  01/29/18
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  08/27/22
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Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
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  06/26/26
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  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Clear Den

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: rose swashbuckling school cafeteria gaping



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: red disgusting kitty

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen azn



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Contagious home dragon

Jesus

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Vibrant Nursing Home

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: 180 unholy national

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: yapping bright faggot firefighter

crying

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: obsidian library international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: shimmering idiotic roast beef



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: trip ultramarine half-breed alpha

lost my shit

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Irradiated sandwich



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: french trust fund



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: curious sanctuary



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Gay cracking stage



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Gay cracking stage



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: rebellious location french chef



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Salmon charismatic yarmulke corner



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Dark supple regret idea he suggested

God I’m old.

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen azn

cop

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen azn

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: red disgusting kitty



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: emerald shrine

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: spectacular crotch roommate

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Excitant cruise ship private investor



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: heady idiot rehab

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Brindle Cumskin

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen azn

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: concupiscible heaven



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Appetizing kitchen azn

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: spectacular crotch roommate

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Fuchsia Property

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Razzle Spot



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Impressive mauve public bath son of senegal



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring buff chad step-uncle's house

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Excitant cruise ship private investor



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: arousing elastic band

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Copper Legal Warrant Kitty Cat

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Razzle Spot



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Excitant cruise ship private investor



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Anal mother gunner

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Firm#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone flickering area cuck

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded theater place of business

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Razzle Spot



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: 180 unholy national

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: spectacular crotch roommate

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: spectacular crotch roommate

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: lime tantric preventive strike



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: bateful cheese-eating stead



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: spectacular crotch roommate

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: narrow-minded theater place of business

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Razzle Spot

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: spectacular crotch roommate

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: twinkling indirect expression

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: spectacular crotch roommate



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: lime tantric preventive strike



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good slimy toilet seat

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: lime tantric preventive strike



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Razzle Spot

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: shimmering idiotic roast beef

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: spectacular crotch roommate



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Excitant cruise ship private investor



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: shimmering idiotic roast beef

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Fuchsia Property

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: shimmering idiotic roast beef

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Irradiated sandwich

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Fuchsia Property

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: electric pearl stag film wagecucks

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Excitant cruise ship private investor

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Excitant cruise ship private investor

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Excitant cruise ship private investor



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Excitant cruise ship private investor



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Topaz Balding Dingle Berry

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Irradiated sandwich



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: white casino personal credit line

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Lascivious yellow generalized bond

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: spectacular crotch roommate



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: violet thirsty psychic

180

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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Titillating Brass Native Milk

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: bistre soul-stirring theater stage

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

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