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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Azure Razzle Masturbator Brunch
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Big-titted tank
  03/02/24
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Irradiated Range
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Turquoise laughsome box office dysfunction
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Azure Razzle Masturbator Brunch
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Turquoise laughsome box office dysfunction
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Azure Razzle Masturbator Brunch
  03/02/24
lmao
Chest-beating racy school party of the first part
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
supple toilet seat
  03/03/24
...
Tantric place of business people who are hurt
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Twinkling Galvanic Property Kitty Cat
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Maize state puppy
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Maize state puppy
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Massive Center
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Lemon contagious school cafeteria
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Unhinged church building
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
shaky cerebral jap university
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
fluffy gold stage
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
wonderful shrine idea he suggested
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
vigorous kitty market
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Nighttime Cuckold Crackhouse
  03/02/24
...
multi-colored spot
  03/02/24
...
wild persian electric furnace
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
multi-colored spot
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
wild persian electric furnace
  03/02/24
...
Chest-beating racy school party of the first part
  03/03/24
...
diverse flickering point
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
heady sticky nursing home
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
zombie-like mediation pervert
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
zombie-like mediation pervert
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
overrated exhilarant institution
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Turquoise laughsome box office dysfunction
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
smoky slippery orchestra pit
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
aqua cruel-hearted coldplay fan useless brakes
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Erotic brilliant private investor
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Crawly cumskin sanctuary
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
shaky cerebral jap university
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Lemon contagious school cafeteria
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
vigorous kitty market
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Massive Center
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
vigorous kitty market
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Glittery Hell Ratface
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
idiotic faggot firefighter
  03/03/24
"shit"
wonderful shrine idea he suggested
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Lake sandwich senate
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
stirring national organic girlfriend
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Drab hall foreskin
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Know-it-all Legal Warrant
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
idiotic faggot firefighter
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Aquamarine comical parlour new version
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Rusted adulterous parlor
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Yellow Lascivious Whorehouse Factory Reset Button
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Translucent Flatulent Locale
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Stimulating sapphire ticket booth indirect expression
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Maize state puppy
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Twinkling Galvanic Property Kitty Cat
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
idiotic faggot firefighter
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Marvelous blathering cruise ship hominid
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Marvelous blathering cruise ship hominid
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/11/24
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insecure rigor
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Massive Center
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
painfully honest keepsake machete
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
vigorous kitty market
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
vigorous kitty market
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
fluffy gold stage
  03/11/24
...
painfully honest keepsake machete
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
Marvelous blathering cruise ship hominid
  03/11/24
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Tantric place of business people who are hurt
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/12/24
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ebony odious stock car multi-billionaire
  03/12/24
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electric disgusting locus voyeur
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
shaky cerebral jap university
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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...
brass french area blood rage
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
carmine pit therapy
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Irradiated Range
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
medicated topaz degenerate hospital
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
painfully honest keepsake machete
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Disrespectful death wish boistinker
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Aquamarine comical parlour new version
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Rusted adulterous parlor
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Stimulating sapphire ticket booth indirect expression
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
brass french area blood rage
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
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  03/13/24
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at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
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  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Lemon contagious school cafeteria
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Irradiated Range
  03/16/24
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insecure rigor
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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Massive Center
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Rusted adulterous parlor
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Azure Razzle Masturbator Brunch

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Big-titted tank

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome box office dysfunction

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Azure Razzle Masturbator Brunch

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome box office dysfunction

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Azure Razzle Masturbator Brunch

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Chest-beating racy school party of the first part

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: supple toilet seat

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Tantric place of business people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Twinkling Galvanic Property Kitty Cat

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Maize state puppy

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Maize state puppy

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Massive Center

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Lemon contagious school cafeteria

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Unhinged church building

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: shaky cerebral jap university

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: fluffy gold stage

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: wonderful shrine idea he suggested

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: vigorous kitty market

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Nighttime Cuckold Crackhouse

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: multi-colored spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: wild persian electric furnace



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: multi-colored spot

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: wild persian electric furnace

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating racy school party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: diverse flickering point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: heady sticky nursing home

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: zombie-like mediation pervert

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: zombie-like mediation pervert

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: overrated exhilarant institution

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome box office dysfunction

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: smoky slippery orchestra pit

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: aqua cruel-hearted coldplay fan useless brakes

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Erotic brilliant private investor

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Crawly cumskin sanctuary

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: shaky cerebral jap university

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Lemon contagious school cafeteria

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: vigorous kitty market

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Massive Center

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: vigorous kitty market

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Glittery Hell Ratface

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: idiotic faggot firefighter

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: wonderful shrine idea he suggested

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Lake sandwich senate

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: stirring national organic girlfriend

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Drab hall foreskin

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Know-it-all Legal Warrant

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: idiotic faggot firefighter

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Aquamarine comical parlour new version

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Rusted adulterous parlor

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Yellow Lascivious Whorehouse Factory Reset Button

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Translucent Flatulent Locale

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Stimulating sapphire ticket booth indirect expression

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Maize state puppy

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Twinkling Galvanic Property Kitty Cat

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: idiotic faggot firefighter

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Marvelous blathering cruise ship hominid

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Marvelous blathering cruise ship hominid

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: insecure rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Massive Center

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: painfully honest keepsake machete

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: vigorous kitty market

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: vigorous kitty market

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: fluffy gold stage

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: painfully honest keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Marvelous blathering cruise ship hominid

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Bespoke opaque stead hunting ground

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Tantric place of business people who are hurt



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: ebony odious stock car multi-billionaire



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: electric disgusting locus voyeur



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: shaky cerebral jap university

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: medicated topaz degenerate hospital

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: brass french area blood rage



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: carmine pit therapy

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Range



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: medicated topaz degenerate hospital

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: painfully honest keepsake machete

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Disrespectful death wish boistinker

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Aquamarine comical parlour new version

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Rusted adulterous parlor

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Stimulating sapphire ticket booth indirect expression

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: brass french area blood rage

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Lemon contagious school cafeteria

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible bossy alpha



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: lilac spectacular space



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: clear submissive theater stage tattoo



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: insecure rigor



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: violent station

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: shaky cerebral jap university

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: medicated topaz degenerate hospital

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Chestnut plaza nowag

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Lemon contagious school cafeteria

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Duck-like volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready talented windowlicker marketing idea

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Irradiated Range

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: insecure rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz den

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Dull cocky meetinghouse



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Hot Ocher Forum Boltzmann

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: red vivacious mother friendly grandma

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Massive Center



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Rusted adulterous parlor

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: glassy personal credit line

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: ebony odious stock car multi-billionaire

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Flushed haunted graveyard

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: carmine pit therapy

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Marvelous blathering cruise ship hominid

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: fear-inspiring olive business firm potus

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Firm#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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