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| Sadistic Market | 06/11/22 |
| Domesticated Friendly Grandma | 06/11/22 |
| Scarlet theatre | 06/11/22 |
| Sadistic Market | 06/11/22 |
| puce apoplectic ratface stag film | 06/11/22 |
| Scarlet theatre | 06/11/22 |
| Sadistic Market | 06/11/22 |
| Scarlet theatre | 06/11/22 |
| free-loading floppy kitchen regret | 06/11/22 |
| Scarlet theatre | 06/11/22 |
| Domesticated Friendly Grandma | 06/11/22 |
| Domesticated Friendly Grandma | 06/12/22 |
| goy orbison | 12/05/25 |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:47 PM Author: Sadistic Market Got a few workshopping at the moment: (these are not final)
🎶If you do a crashy crashy and you want a guy who's flashy Call *honk* *honk* (firm name) attorney at law 🎶
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This one is to the tune of "Call me maybe" but also is legally protected parody
🎶Hey I just crashed oops, my neck is painful Now I'm calling (firm name) law firm baby🎶 |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:57 PM Author: Domesticated Friendly Grandma Love the call me maybe parody brother. Maybe I can get Carly Rae Jepsen to actually do the commercial, I can afford it, I’m rich lol. Maybe pay her a bit extra for a MFF threesome with my wife. I have sex with my wife, a lot. My wife and I have sexual intercourse a lot. We have sex. Sometimes we invite other females lol. Threesomes. Sex. I will invite Carly Rae Jepsen for the threesome. Email me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#44667695) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:59 PM Author: Scarlet theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#44667706) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM Author: Sadistic Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#44667713) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:07 PM Author: puce apoplectic ratface stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#44667735) |
Date: June 11th, 2022 7:51 PM Author: Scarlet theatre Obviously it’s la cucaracha
His clientele is all obese Mexicans.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
The cockroach, the cockroach
ya no puede caminar
can’t walk anymore
porque le falta, porque no tiene
because it’s missing, because it doesn’t have
una pata para andar.
a leg to walk
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:53 PM Author: Sadistic Market Love it brother, will run these during Piolin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#44667674) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:55 PM Author: Scarlet theatre He can then hand out fake cockroaches to everyone he meets irl, and they will remember him even years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#44667687) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:58 PM Author: free-loading floppy kitchen regret anthropomorphized giant cockroach plushies with tiny little briefcases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#44667699) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM Author: Scarlet theatre https://www.amazon.com/waiforu-Cockroach-Lifelike-Halloween-Tricking/dp/B09337CYY6/
Put one into a potential clients hand or on their shoulder and act freaked out when you see it.
When tied into the la cucaracha jingle blasted on the airwaves it’ll be unforgettable |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 11:36 PM Author: Domesticated Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#44668494) |
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Date: June 12th, 2022 4:17 PM Author: Domesticated Friendly Grandma Just banged my wife. I am so 180 and have a lot of sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#44671033) |
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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:12 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2Firm#49486250) |