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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
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  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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crystalline school cafeteria cuckoldry
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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No. My dad did once.
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Maniacal cruise ship toaster

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Maniacal cruise ship toaster

k

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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Mustard laughsome useless brakes

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: chestnut hell police squad

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Offensive fantasy-prone incel organic girlfriend

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: chestnut hell police squad



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: hairraiser bearded dingle berry party of the first part



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: exciting messiness clown

Holy shit not flame?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: exhilarant filthy range

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: crystalline school cafeteria cuckoldry

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: crystalline school cafeteria cuckoldry

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: crystalline school cafeteria cuckoldry

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks

What did she say back?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks

EXPLAIN

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Diverse rough-skinned wagecucks

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Naked garrison mad-dog skullcap

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: umber supple chapel hominid

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Cocky cerise whorehouse

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: crystalline school cafeteria cuckoldry

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Violent preventive strike immigrant



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: chestnut hell police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: motley ocher location



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Dark beady-eyed associate

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Bearded Angry Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Comical Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Peach candlestick maker dragon

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: razzle deranged dog poop psychic

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: provocative sexy orchestra pit patrolman

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: provocative sexy orchestra pit patrolman

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring base mental disorder

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: razzle deranged dog poop psychic

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Maniacal cruise ship toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Cracking hilarious bawdyhouse

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Bearded Angry Address

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: crystalline school cafeteria cuckoldry

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: umber supple chapel hominid

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: chestnut hell police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: irradiated rigpig newt



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: irradiated rigpig newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: chestnut hell police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible stead

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: exhilarant filthy range



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: trip bright persian sanctuary



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: bateful locus

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: emerald stag film

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: emerald stag film

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: emerald stag film

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: emerald stag film

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Market Roommate

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: emerald stag film

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: emerald stag film

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: emerald stag film

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Market Roommate

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Jade up-to-no-good hospital

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Chocolate underhanded filthpig

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: emerald stag film

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: emerald stag film

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: emerald stag film

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon gaming laptop

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: pungent tanning salon gaming laptop

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: emerald stag film

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Claret space



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: vermilion titillating fat ankles pisswyrm

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: High-end house

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: pearl theatre trust fund



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: swashbuckling native



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Puce Sound Barrier

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Flirting son of senegal private investor

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: marvelous step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: galvanic telephone sweet tailpipe

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Naked garrison mad-dog skullcap



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: hyperactive karate heaven



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: pearl theatre trust fund



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: vigorous corner weed whacker



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: umber supple chapel hominid

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: wonderful fear-inspiring church coldplay fan



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Claret space



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Firm#50002879)