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The Internet of Things Is A Disaster

Your dryer won't dry clothes because it hasn't gotten a firm...
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  01/22/26
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/22/26
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/22/26
Last week my ceiling fan became disconnected from its wall s...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/22/26
Lmao
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/22/26
I don't understand how a washer and dryer being on the inter...
ban spaceporn
  01/22/26
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/22/26
They sell it as features "Oh it has ultra load balancin...
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Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/22/26
THE LOAD MUST BE BALANCED
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  01/22/26
I get text messages from my dryer and have no idea how to ch...
evan39
  01/22/26
prole tell, having any of your appliances connected to the i...
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My refrigerator just called me a fag.... again. 4th time thi...
Trust If Aryan
  01/22/26
180, same
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/22/26
I can't disable these stupid appliance notifications from my...
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  01/22/26
i am regularly berated by my fridge. its created a spread sh...
[deleted by poaster]
  01/22/26
This is making me want to rewatch that Pierce Brosnan voice ...
Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower
  01/22/26
last line was shout-out to R.J. MacReady as he becomes incre...
[deleted by poaster]
  01/23/26
im on the 1950s pill when it comes to new devices. just got ...
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/23/26
More like the Internet of Gay Things.
Ass Sunstein
  01/23/26


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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


Your dryer won't dry clothes because it hasn't gotten a firmware update and is stuck on cool mode

Your sprinklers haven't worked for two weeks because they're too old to be compatible with your new router security features

You can't turn up the thermostat because the app won't load on your phone anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610187)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Last week my ceiling fan became disconnected from its wall switches and in order to turn its light off so that I could go to bed I had to go and kill the circuit at the breaker box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610211)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610249)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:32 PM
Author: ban spaceporn

I don't understand how a washer and dryer being on the internet can help in any sort of way

The sprinkler I do understand, it's nice if that shit can adjust itself to the weather. There's an open source project for that, OpenSprinkler. Probably will last longer than commercial stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610255)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610264)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


They sell it as features "Oh it has ultra load balancing etc." - but then your washer just yells at you because its mad you put a towel in the wash with a t-shirt.

Just fill up with soapy water and spin around and stfu. Who asked for a sensor to see it the load was balanced?

It's like people looked at the ease of use and reliablity of printers (i can't connect to the computer that a cable is running too derp derp derp) and thought - what if we applied this to everything?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610285)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610287)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


THE LOAD MUST BE BALANCED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610453)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: evan39

I get text messages from my dryer and have no idea how to change the settings on my new refrigerator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610452)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


prole tell, having any of your appliances connected to the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610501)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

My refrigerator just called me a fag.... again. 4th time this month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610512)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

180, same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610519)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

I can't disable these stupid appliance notifications from my Samsung "The Frame"

Why would I want dishwasher updates on my picture frame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610518)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: [deleted by poaster] ( - - )

i am regularly berated by my fridge. its created a spread sheet of percieved slights and it, and the freezer, are now plotting against me. the dishwasher is in on it too, and pretty sure the microwave will be next to join their Triad of Evil. im only eating out now but i cant help but notice my car engine light has come on even thought I've just changed the oil and topped up the coolant fluid. Nobody... trusts anybody anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610536)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

This is making me want to rewatch that Pierce Brosnan voice rogue AI Simpsons episode, tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49610613)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: [deleted by poaster] ( - - )

last line was shout-out to R.J. MacReady as he becomes increasingly aware of the danger he's in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49612012)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

im on the 1950s pill when it comes to new devices. just got a motherfucking SPEEDQUEEN and its 180 af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49612033)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

More like the Internet of Gay Things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825251&forum_id=2Firm#49612060)