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There’s a polymarket for whether Jesus returns this year

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Co...
big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut
  11/18/25
almost $2 million in volume this year
big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut
  11/18/25
can someone explain the thought process of a person who beli...
sadistic awkward corn cake
  11/18/25
people really believe this stuff man we’ve been try...
big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut
  11/18/25
Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians w...
disrespectful location jew
  11/18/25
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tan infuriating reading party doctorate
  11/18/25
https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46
big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut
  02/04/26
What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically dri...
Wonderful buff mother set
  02/04/26
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big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut
  02/04/26
“risk free” what if he returns though?
big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut
  02/04/26
I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eter...
Wonderful buff mother set
  02/04/26
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Wonderful buff mother set
  02/04/26
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fart nigger
  02/18/26
Not quite risk free because Polymarket is not FDIC insured. ...
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  02/18/26
All time high https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/202396...
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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut

This market will resolve to "Yes" if The Second Coming of Jesus Christ occurs by December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to "No".

The resolution source for this market will be a consensus of credible sources.

2025 market:

https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-in-2025?tid=1763503635796

2026 market:

https://polymarket.com/event/will-jesus-christ-return-before-2027

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49441597)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut

almost $2 million in volume this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49441598)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sadistic awkward corn cake

can someone explain the thought process of a person who believes in this enough to put real money on it BUT presumably expects to benefit from a correct wager? is it just jews hedging the market?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49441626)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut

people really believe this stuff man

we’ve been trying to tell you guys for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49441645)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: disrespectful location jew

Dispensationalists and Christian Zionists (the politicians who kiss the wall and take AIPAC money) who follow the Darby and Scofield Bible stuff about God still owing stuff to the modern state of Israel believe there’s going to be some kind of predicable occurrence in which Jesus comes back and Jews run the world. It’s insane heresy but this is what is in control of the USA right now. It’s why Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham chimp out about Nick Fuentes. A lot of people don’t understand what’s even going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49441670)



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Date: November 18th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: tan infuriating reading party doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49442607)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut

https://x.com/polymarket/status/2019041469643022444?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49645982)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Wonderful buff mother set

What’s crazy is that the price of Yes is basically driven by real interest rates, so it’s logical for it to be a positive number and not zero. A No contract is like a risk free bond.

Put another way, as the Fed lowers interest rates, the probability of Jesus’ return will increase. If the feds raise interest rates, the probability that Jesus will return goes down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49646005)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49646012)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: big-titted 180 candlestick maker juggernaut

“risk free”

what if he returns though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49646013)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Wonderful buff mother set

I said “like” risk free. The coupon is your eternal soul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49646017)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: Wonderful buff mother set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49646454)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: fart nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49678383)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Not quite risk free because Polymarket is not FDIC insured. But I had the same thought when I heard about this market. Has someone actually plotted the data and shown that it tracks changes to the Federal Funds Rate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49678995)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: "'''''"'''"""''''"

All time high

https://x.com/spencerhakimian/status/2023965594307940582?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5799676&forum_id=2Firm#49678360)