\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

BAM! Ever Active Xo Poaster is Transported to Athens circa 300BC

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;...
Stimulating hell
  01/31/14
I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone
Heady home wagecucks
  01/31/14
...
Internet-worthy ebony brethren
  05/06/14
I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact t...
Clear buck-toothed pistol wrinkle
  10/07/14
...
Stimulating hell
  10/10/14
...
Sepia kitchen
  03/31/15
Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give t...
Magical crotch trailer park
  11/05/14
The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys...
Federal jap parlour
  01/31/14
Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude ...
Dark Effete Pervert
  01/31/14
lol
Mildly autistic drab antidepressant drug
  01/31/14
lol, ty
maize prole codepig
  01/31/14
loling in my office
Orchid diverse clown stead
  02/26/14
...
Sepia kitchen
  03/31/15
...
demanding church building
  03/31/15
lmao.
irradiated theater water buffalo
  01/31/14
...
Stimulating hell
  05/17/14
There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some...
blathering roast beef ticket booth
  01/31/14
LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm ...
frisky dysfunction
  01/31/14
"lawyers are great communicators" LOLOLOLOLLLLLLL...
irradiated theater water buffalo
  01/31/14
180, but at you
twisted site
  02/26/14
"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you&quo...
180 center place of business
  10/07/14
lol ty
Chartreuse Location
  11/05/14
Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of techn...
Puce adventurous skinny woman
  01/31/14
Would they have enough science to do anything with our smart...
Wild useless brakes
  01/31/14
they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you o...
Chocolate Mood
  01/31/14
I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowled...
Crimson university
  01/31/14
How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?
honey-headed azn
  01/31/14
My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parm...
Crimson university
  01/31/14
...
Stimulating hell
  03/31/15
We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbea...
Chocolate Mood
  01/31/14
they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beiji...
Erotic black woman resort
  01/31/14
I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease
massive arousing whorehouse cuckoldry
  01/31/14
More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at t...
bisexual point
  02/06/14
this would be 180 lets do this
Snowy senate roommate
  01/31/14
The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and ...
massive arousing whorehouse cuckoldry
  01/31/14
lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have...
excitant business firm national security agency
  10/17/14
I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 3...
Mildly autistic drab antidepressant drug
  01/31/14
ty
Snowy senate roommate
  01/31/14
...
Comical nowag
  01/31/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  02/26/14
...
Stimulating hell
  05/06/14
...
saffron apoplectic principal's office
  10/07/14
...
Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant
  03/31/15
...
Sepia kitchen
  03/31/15
...
titillating grizzly dopamine
  02/03/16
*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle* All righ...
peach bawdyhouse really tough guy
  01/31/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  01/31/14
...
peach bawdyhouse really tough guy
  01/31/14
Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails &...
peach bawdyhouse really tough guy
  01/31/14
history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiq...
irradiated theater water buffalo
  01/31/14
"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.
peach bawdyhouse really tough guy
  01/31/14
lol
Snowy senate roommate
  01/31/14
...
Dark Effete Pervert
  01/31/14
...
spectacular canary death wish indian lodge
  01/31/14
"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and...
irradiated theater water buffalo
  01/31/14
lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.
Multi-colored weed whacker
  01/31/14
don't fight the hypo
irradiated theater water buffalo
  01/31/14
hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators
Multi-colored weed whacker
  01/31/14
(xo poast...
Crawly Temple
  06/13/14
greeks watched on ESPN
excitant business firm national security agency
  10/17/14
"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothin...
Bespoke Doobsian Twinkling Uncleanness
  02/26/14
...
peach bawdyhouse really tough guy
  05/06/14
...
peach bawdyhouse really tough guy
  10/07/14
...
Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account
  03/31/15
"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the ci...
Shivering menage headpube
  03/31/15
CRIMINALLY underrated.
Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account
  03/31/15
even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence t...
Laughsome Field
  01/31/14
lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gu...
Multi-colored weed whacker
  01/31/14
lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get th...
Laughsome Field
  01/31/14
Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local...
Crimson university
  01/31/14
...
irradiated theater water buffalo
  01/31/14
...
Free-loading Mental Disorder
  01/31/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  01/31/14
...
Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant
  01/31/14
...
Laughsome Field
  01/31/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  02/05/14
...
Mind-boggling meetinghouse patrolman
  02/05/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  02/05/14
there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro
pink medicated pit
  02/05/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  02/05/14
...
saffron apoplectic principal's office
  02/08/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  02/08/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  02/08/14
jfc we're all done here.
Odious shaky den hissy fit
  02/26/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  02/26/14
180
Mildly autistic drab antidepressant drug
  05/06/14
...
saffron apoplectic principal's office
  06/13/14
...
saffron apoplectic principal's office
  10/07/14
moderately overrated.
180 center place of business
  10/07/14
...
Impertinent set
  10/07/14
...
insane onyx plaza
  10/17/14
...
saffron apoplectic principal's office
  11/05/14
*Swipes right*
Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant
  03/31/15
...
Stimulating hell
  09/11/15
...
insane onyx plaza
  02/03/16
...
.,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,
  02/24/26
The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young b...
Deep Stirring Sound Barrier
  01/31/14
...
spectacular canary death wish indian lodge
  01/31/14
...
Crawly Temple
  06/13/14
Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless ...
Sickened Coffee Pot Base
  01/31/14
One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a go...
Deep Stirring Sound Barrier
  01/31/14
BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESC...
Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant
  01/31/14
I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.
Deep Stirring Sound Barrier
  01/31/14
They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd ...
Crimson university
  01/31/14
...
irradiated theater water buffalo
  01/31/14
...but after he sneezed they would murder him
Histrionic lodge
  11/04/15
We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it ...
Puce adventurous skinny woman
  01/31/14
Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significanc...
passionate space
  01/31/14
lol
Puce adventurous skinny woman
  01/31/14
...
Snowy senate roommate
  01/31/14
...
Stimulating hell
  02/26/14
...
Hairraiser crackhouse
  02/05/14
...
cerebral psychic trust fund
  02/06/14
180
filthy vigorous boistinker shrine
  02/06/14
...
fragrant french chef theater stage
  11/05/14
...
peach bawdyhouse really tough guy
  02/17/14
best thread I've read in awhile
Orchid diverse clown stead
  02/26/14
it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past...
Glassy Brunch Macaca
  05/06/14
(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school
Internet-worthy ebony brethren
  05/06/14
proving all of "modern" math would be the hard par...
Racy deer antler kitty cat
  05/06/14
Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amoun...
drunken unhinged multi-billionaire corner
  05/06/14
maths proof*
Internet-worthy ebony brethren
  03/31/15
math poofs*
mahogany digit ratio toilet seat
  03/31/15
In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of musc...
harsh house
  05/17/14
...
razzle-dazzle goyim
  05/17/14
Most would sit around all day and complain about random topi...
chrome godawful pocket flask bbw
  05/17/14
Count me in with the Delphic druggies then
cracking metal travel guidebook station
  05/17/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast.
Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account
  03/31/15
Semi-srs response: -A good number of us would die from va...
bipolar main people address
  05/17/14
Your last point would make it all worth it.
chrome godawful pocket flask bbw
  05/17/14
...
Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account
  03/31/15
Ty
180 center place of business
  05/17/14
180
cracking metal travel guidebook station
  05/17/14
...
saffron apoplectic principal's office
  06/13/14
ty for this much appreciated bump.
bipolar main people address
  06/13/14
...
excitant business firm national security agency
  10/17/14
...
saffron apoplectic principal's office
  10/17/14
...
claret big internal respiration fortuitous meteor
  10/17/14
lol
Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant
  03/31/15
180000000000000000
Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account
  03/31/15
A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to ...
dashing stag film partner
  10/07/14
I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.
Ivory Doctorate
  10/07/14
as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lo...
Wonderful people who are hurt
  10/07/14
...
insane onyx plaza
  10/17/14
...
bonkers lettuce
  11/05/14
...
Internet-worthy ebony brethren
  03/31/15
...
obsidian yapping mexican theatre
  11/06/15
...
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  02/24/26
Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a ...
Aqua orchestra pit
  10/17/14
No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.
mahogany digit ratio toilet seat
  09/11/15
:(
Aqua orchestra pit
  02/03/16
i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with ...
Razzle stage dingle berry
  10/17/14
We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the ti...
Galvanic Native
  03/31/15
lol
titillating grizzly dopamine
  02/03/16
this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd ...
Slimy Contagious Haunted Graveyard Library
  03/31/15
...
Vengeful half-breed incel
  11/04/15
...
Ivory Doctorate
  11/04/15
We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which w...
obsidian yapping mexican theatre
  11/04/15
...
alcoholic police squad market
  07/22/21
...
.,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,
  02/24/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Stimulating hell

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930901)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Heady home wagecucks

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931484)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy ebony brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25512167)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: Clear buck-toothed pistol wrinkle

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26474648)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26493563)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Sepia kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27588580)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: Magical crotch trailer park

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26658065)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Federal jap parlour

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930910)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: Dark Effete Pervert

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930914)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Mildly autistic drab antidepressant drug

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930918)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: maize prole codepig

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931204)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Orchid diverse clown stead

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25092349)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Sepia kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27588583)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: demanding church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27588950)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: irradiated theater water buffalo

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930979)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25579337)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: blathering roast beef ticket booth

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931002)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: frisky dysfunction

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931461)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: irradiated theater water buffalo

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931494)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: twisted site

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25092270)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: 180 center place of business

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26474438)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse Location

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26658063)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Puce adventurous skinny woman

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930943)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Wild useless brakes

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930975)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Chocolate Mood

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930986)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: Crimson university

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930995)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: honey-headed azn

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931498)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Crimson university

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931633)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27587602)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Chocolate Mood

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930982)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Erotic black woman resort

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931632)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: massive arousing whorehouse cuckoldry

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24930999)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: bisexual point

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24965155)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Snowy senate roommate

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931007)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: massive arousing whorehouse cuckoldry

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931010)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: excitant business firm national security agency

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26535943)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Mildly autistic drab antidepressant drug

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931011)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931209)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Comical nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24932215)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25092417)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25511987)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: saffron apoplectic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26474346)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27587622)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Sepia kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27588590)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: titillating grizzly dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#29746639)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse really tough guy

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931180)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931213)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931227)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse really tough guy

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931269)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: irradiated theater water buffalo

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931295)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse really tough guy

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931456)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931466)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Dark Effete Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931468)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: spectacular canary death wish indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931476)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: irradiated theater water buffalo

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931487)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored weed whacker

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931508)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: irradiated theater water buffalo

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931524)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored weed whacker

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931605)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Crawly Temple

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25743638)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: excitant business firm national security agency

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26535954)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Bespoke Doobsian Twinkling Uncleanness

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25092403)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25512211)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: peach bawdyhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26474621)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27589557)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Shivering menage headpube

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27587641)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27589466)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Field

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931491)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored weed whacker

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931518)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Field

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931522)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Crimson university

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931597)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: irradiated theater water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931609)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Free-loading Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931763)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931769)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931799)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931962)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24964849)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling meetinghouse patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24964863)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24964867)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: pink medicated pit

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24964883)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24965055)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: saffron apoplectic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24980787)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24980803)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24980825)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Odious shaky den hissy fit

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25092176)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25092410)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Mildly autistic drab antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25512299)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: saffron apoplectic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25743612)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: saffron apoplectic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26474330)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: 180 center place of business

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26474442)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: Impertinent set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26474616)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: insane onyx plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26535858)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: saffron apoplectic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26656645)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27587627)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: Stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#28734625)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: insane onyx plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#29746405)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#49693024)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Deep Stirring Sound Barrier

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931774)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: spectacular canary death wish indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931785)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Crawly Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25743643)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Sickened Coffee Pot Base

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931793)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Deep Stirring Sound Barrier

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931804)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931812)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Deep Stirring Sound Barrier

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931819)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Crimson university

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931818)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: irradiated theater water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24932124)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Histrionic lodge

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#29111772)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Puce adventurous skinny woman

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24931865)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: passionate space

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24932039)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Puce adventurous skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24932195)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: Snowy senate roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24932294)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Stimulating hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25092159)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: Hairraiser crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24965051)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: cerebral psychic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24965130)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: filthy vigorous boistinker shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#24965158)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: fragrant french chef theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26658096)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: peach bawdyhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25033828)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Orchid diverse clown stead

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25092356)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Glassy Brunch Macaca

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25512103)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy ebony brethren

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25512182)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Racy deer antler kitty cat

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25512258)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: drunken unhinged multi-billionaire corner

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25512293)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy ebony brethren

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27587639)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: mahogany digit ratio toilet seat

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27588866)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: harsh house

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25579475)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25579487)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: chrome godawful pocket flask bbw

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25579488)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: cracking metal travel guidebook station

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25580472)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27589485)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: bipolar main people address

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25579568)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: chrome godawful pocket flask bbw

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25579574)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27589496)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: 180 center place of business

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25579613)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: cracking metal travel guidebook station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25580663)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: saffron apoplectic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25743629)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: bipolar main people address

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#25743732)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: excitant business firm national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26535973)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: saffron apoplectic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26536031)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: claret big internal respiration fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26536127)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Pea-brained trump supporter immigrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27587632)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed know-it-all sandwich community account

180000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27589500)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: dashing stag film partner

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26474356)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Ivory Doctorate

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26474375)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: Wonderful people who are hurt

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26475240)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: insane onyx plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26535871)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: bonkers lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26658058)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Internet-worthy ebony brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27587651)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: obsidian yapping mexican theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#29121927)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#49693037)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Aqua orchestra pit

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26536084)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: mahogany digit ratio toilet seat

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#28734647)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Aqua orchestra pit

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#29746556)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Razzle stage dingle berry

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#26536089)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Galvanic Native

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27587612)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: titillating grizzly dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#29746735)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Slimy Contagious Haunted Graveyard Library

this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#27588596)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: Vengeful half-breed incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#29111696)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: Ivory Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#29113614)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: obsidian yapping mexican theatre

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#29113871)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: alcoholic police squad market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#42823365)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Firm#49693008)