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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
translucent supple theater stage jewess
  12/08/25
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translucent supple theater stage jewess
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
big-titted onyx brethren station
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Irradiated Sickened Cuck Space
  12/12/25
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spectacular resort love of her life
  12/17/25
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claret aromatic ladyboy
  12/17/25
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Jet-lagged Effete Forum
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
salmon stubborn tank kitchen
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
translucent supple theater stage jewess
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
salmon stubborn tank kitchen
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
translucent supple theater stage jewess
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Peach boltzmann
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
translucent supple theater stage jewess
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
transparent frum trailer park goal in life
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
translucent supple theater stage jewess
  12/18/25
lol
Excitant French Chef State
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
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translucent supple theater stage jewess
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
spectacular resort love of her life
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
contagious parlour
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Excitant French Chef State
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
spectacular resort love of her life
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
contagious parlour
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
spectacular resort love of her life
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
stimulating smoky university
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
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  12/17/25
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mind-boggling travel guidebook
  12/17/25
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Medicated Persian
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
cracking mischievous party of the first part den
  12/17/25
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Deep trip church
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
translucent supple theater stage jewess
  12/17/25
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magical stirring brunch
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
balding sanctuary hissy fit
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Buck-toothed Round Eye
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
stimulating smoky university
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Buck-toothed Round Eye
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
stimulating smoky university
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Buck-toothed Round Eye
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
vivacious garnet fortuitous meteor stag film
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
contagious parlour
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
balding sanctuary hissy fit
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
contagious parlour
  12/17/25
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vivacious garnet fortuitous meteor stag film
  12/17/25
I am not!
balding sanctuary hissy fit
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
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  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: translucent supple theater stage jewess

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: translucent supple theater stage jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: big-titted onyx brethren station

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Irradiated Sickened Cuck Space

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: spectacular resort love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: claret aromatic ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Effete Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: salmon stubborn tank kitchen

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: translucent supple theater stage jewess

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: salmon stubborn tank kitchen

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: translucent supple theater stage jewess

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Peach boltzmann

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: translucent supple theater stage jewess

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: transparent frum trailer park goal in life

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: translucent supple theater stage jewess

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Excitant French Chef State

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: transparent frum trailer park goal in life

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: translucent supple theater stage jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: spectacular resort love of her life

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: contagious parlour

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Excitant French Chef State

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: spectacular resort love of her life

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: contagious parlour

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: spectacular resort love of her life

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: stimulating smoky university

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Unholy sepia sweet tailpipe center

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Medicated Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: cracking mischievous party of the first part den

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Deep trip church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: translucent supple theater stage jewess

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: magical stirring brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: balding sanctuary hissy fit

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Round Eye

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: stimulating smoky university

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Round Eye

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: stimulating smoky university

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Round Eye

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: vivacious garnet fortuitous meteor stag film

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: contagious parlour

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: balding sanctuary hissy fit

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: contagious parlour

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: vivacious garnet fortuitous meteor stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: balding sanctuary hissy fit

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Vigorous alcoholic hall tattoo

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2Firm#49518198)