In no particular order, here's my start. Will edit and update.

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Pensive

Askav

Rowan

Paulie Walnuts

MadCat

LawyerBird

Danny Dooberstein

Emily Valentine

Julia

Hizzla

Great Teacher Onizuka

Rachmiel

Moby Dick

Foggy Bottom Dreaming

C+C

aznaznaznazn

NYUUG

Twist

TBTP

TNSJTP

WhitePride

SonicYouth

Whokebe

Barzini

To Be Fair

Bel

Rasquatch

IAMAREFRIGERATOR

Stabby

Gross Old Man

JBD

:D

ChicagoAdChick

BlondieLaw

Sarc

AK47

Mr Steroid Small Balls

Solzy

Watchmen

Estrada

H. Ryder

Lisa Rowe

Fulano

Hazelrah

Mason27

Man o'war

Five Alive

Jewdood

Bboooooooooom (versions 1-3, 5-12)

BPM

433

Johnsmeyer

Ruskie

RSF

UVT

DungeonMasTTTer

Diesel

Slackfist Cumdumpster

Wrassler

MDH

Boor

Blue Smoke

Madame Cunt

Nico Blue

Merriweather Post Pavilion

Cow Goes Moo

Evan39

Earl

Hahaurfucked

Rina

Gibreel Farishta

Steez

FML

Gogol Ganguly

Perish

Le Tigre

Lonely Hunter

Moardongsplz

H.

guy.

mountain dood

Scott Walker

Carl Spackler

anon6356

ohnoes

lsacisawhore

Midnight Cowboy

Grace Kelly

Evan-2001

Mcbeef e cholow

Carbozo

Fratty

Fiver

Mariomaserati

Paulieporsche

Jimmy Pop

Bothered

Drunkard

hank_scorpio

hello_theo

severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer

in the harbor, pwning many men

fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless

mike yanagita

gay posse

Tobin Bell

Notorious Mittens

Titcream

mindthegap76

sugarywitch

BT

Renada Deshada

Prestige Whore

Joires

Boondocks

LarryJoeBird

.com

Sealclubber

RWA

J.

Rape101

Radek

Indubitably, Indubitably

Rudolph

Mafoofan

Guy with PhD in community research on rape culture

Zeke Morris

Jacoby Shaddix

Chilmata

Johnsmeyer

Sharklasers

Halford

Colt

Lawman8

David Ben Gurion

Boner Police

Damn Daddy

Concerned Dad

anon6356

peterman

scholarship

Neumann Morgenstern

Kyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24730710)

xboxdood/guy./etc.

tennisdood

mountain dood

swanus

slapjohnson

scott walker

edgar allen pwn

carl spackler

random_sequence_of_punctuation_marks

justifyformula

anon6356

there's a wocket in my pocket

lonestar

the beak

you can find it here

he's the scat man

non-jew wearing a yarmulke to hide baldspot

}:[]> or whatever that guy's face was

ohnoes

sabu

clevergirl

hand in unlovable hand

procrastinasian

crablegs

lsacisawhore

twentynine

midnight cowboy

swiss miss

grace kelly/on the run/etc.

whoroscope/guess this one/etc.

pedicabo vos

amory

evan-2001

mcbeef e cholow

johann whokebe

fuckin' a, man

the whokster

bruce

banjo

carbozo

sun64 (unknown consistently successful troll)

fratty

cbomo

solace and wallace

cool story bro

acp

hobostickbag

fatd00d

fucklaw

fiver

rk982

clearly

panagiotis

mariomaserati

paulieporsche

flyfisher

jane hoya

prestigefaggot

robodood trying to pass a turing test

boxing_champ

whatyoudreamof

jaggededge

beta765

ironmonkey

the dark knight

dijon ketchup

jimmy pop

SpEd

the senator

abbot saxtus

drunkard

polpotdood

chalmers

the strand

lifeat160

seafaring

it is 1999

hank_scorpio

wilhelm scream

gov. mike whokebe

hal incandenza

hirofromthefuture

arrow

hello_theo

severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer

in the harbor, pwning many men

fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless

mike yanagita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24733717)

tobin bell

ronald r j chen

legaltrilla

lordpsychlomort

prodsmock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24734126)

boor

evan

edgar

mme cunt

bosoxgirl

madcat

skeletor

Sforza

stabby

nico blue

thea

blue smoke

earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24730787)

I absolutely loved S'forza, but is he really part of the canon?

What's the case for the rest? I seriously considered Evan and Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24731276)

Evan belongs on the list for cool guys @ HLS alone. but that combined with the rest of his work absolutely deserves to be on the list.

how can you not include earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24731322)

I'll add Evan. Evan has produced significant scholarship and his hotdog blowjob this year was amazing. Earl is tougher, because I feel like his fame is due not to the intrinsic poasting strength, but due to antipathy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24731336)

lol, if you can't be good, be loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24731379)

Sewer skunk guy

Peter North

Man O War

White Pride

Sonic Youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24730871)

RSF

UVT

DungeonMasTTTer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24730994)

Author: Mason27

Subject: Congratulations!

Based on your reaction to getting the offer, this is probably the best thing that could have hever appened to you. I encourage you to enjoy the summer and take accept their offer as nothing in the world will cure you of your prestige obsession quicker than some time at S&C.

During orientation, they'll give you an S&C shoulderbag and you'll wear it with the S&C logo facing outward so any other commuters in the know can see it and you'll just know that they're either impressed or envious. And that will make you happy and proud. And then you'll try to figure out the best way to ensure that you're sworn in as soon as possible after receiving your bar results because then you'll get the box full of business cards that say "Sullivan & Cromwell LLP" with your actual name underneath. You'll be giddy at the thought of casually passing one (mid-conversation) to some acquaintance from undergrad you've lost touch with.

You'll start working and you'll notice that there are an awful lot of "Farewell" emails and someone will tell you that the farewell emails can only contain 4 names at a time per firm policy because the partners decided sometime in 2004 that emails indicating 6 or 7 people were leaving the firm in a two week period might cause some unhelpful whispering. You'll talk to a midlevel associate who is super-psyched to work at S&C and you'll find out that he (not a lot of shes) lateralled from some firm that frankly you would never have considered working for (too TTT for you). When you get back to your office, this will trouble you a bit, you'll wonder if your own escutcheon is being blemished by the presence of this type of person (i.e., non-elite) at your S&C. But that feeling will pass as you'll find plenty of other like-minded first years who equally relish the prestige as you you head for a drink at Ulysses (shoulderbag logo facing outward).

Then you'll get staffed on your first big deal and you'll work late night after late night and then on the weekend and on to the next weekend and then on to the weekend when you had planned to go to a friend's wedding. And you won't go because the work has to get done and you have dues to pay (or so you'll be told). You'll get a little bit upset about this turn of events, but the arrival of those business cards will soften the blow.

You'll meet more and more laterals from firms that you would never work for (some you've never even heard of). You'll note in the farewell emails that some of the junior and midlevel associates leaving S&C are going to those very same firms. Survival of the fittest you'll say. But late at night, when the air conditioning clicks down from a barely perceptible hissing sound to complete silence, these things will bother you. But you'll tell yourself you're just tired and frustrated and anyway you have work to do.

You'll have lunch with Rodge and he'll tell you that business is good and that he's listening to associates' concerns about quality of life issues. You'll notice that some of the senior associates visibly roll their eyes at each other when this comes up, but you won't mind that much because, really, what other firm's managing partner regulalry has lunch with associates to hear their concerns (and takes notes!)

A few months will pass, a few marathon deals will happen, you'll have to re-schedule a vacation but you'll tell yourself that that is to be expected.

About a year in, a couple of your classmates will crack and start talking about how much the job sucks. They'll very likely have gone to Yale Law School. You'll joke that they couldn't hack it when they leave the firm for a clerkship, or an academic position or to go to a firm in another city.

Things will go on in this pattern and you'll notice the fact that you're working a lot harder than your friends who went to "peer" firms. At first you'll be proud of this and brag about it, but after a while you'll find yourself downplaying it. At least when you have the time to get out and socialize with your law school friends.

Something will happen: a partner will scream at you, a senior associate gunning for partner will blame you for her mistake, the partner will tell you that the trip to Europe your spouse meticulously planned just won't be able to happen (he'll be really sorry and will tell you a funny story about the exotic vacation he missed or cut short). Doesn't matter what, but you'll get really pissed and you'll start to take some of the 4 or 5 calls from headhunters that you'll receive every day at that point (vultures spell blood). They'll give you the names of firms that you laughed on in the days when you posted on the XOXO board, but you'll find yourself looking into them. The headhunter will encourage to just listen to their offer and you'll consider doing so. But you won't leave because then you'd have to give up your business cards. And stop wearing the shoulder bag. And the bonus is only x months away so you'll start thinking about it then.

Until one day you won't be able to take it any more and you'll find yourself arranging to meet with people from a lightly regarded firm for a position in their New York office. And you'll worry that the XOXO crowd will see you.

And you don't believe any of this will happen, but I suggest you print this out and keep it in the top desk of your drawer so late at night when you're feeling sorry for yourself, you can add to the list of reasons to be miserable this fact: someone told you this was going to happen and you thought that person was crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24734883)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=514098&forum_id=2#6872237

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24731100)

yes he definitely belongs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24731249)

Let me think on it. I'm slightly biased toward including him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24731240)

He's like a Tacitus or a Theocritus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24731354)

Moby is just a personal favorite whose brief run of Moby Dick brilliance was part of hooking me on this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24732503)

moby dick is a real stretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24732524)

no results.

120 list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24732598)

Also lonely hunter, bloodacre, le tigre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24732717)

Perish

MLC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24732698)

MLC. Explain.

TT, lol no, not canon at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24732873)

Poetic Dreamer

mann02

DC anole

NASC Jacket

Shomer

Kill

Edgar Martinez

(Shomer and NASC actually *still* live together...own a bulldog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24733463)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24734453)

NOTORIOUS M.I.T.T.E.N.S.

GatticusFinch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24733933)

mindthegap76

sugarywitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24733947)

for example, i don't think ICE or J. have been listed so far. or BT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24734092)

holy shit a LOT of people have posted on this fucking chatbort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24734113)

melungeon

howard stern

harrison randall pink

renada

shackelton

netequevaris

huesofblue2

mobiusnu

tropesniu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24734185)

ponky

mayor mccheese

petrodollar

joires

NavinRJohnson

bigpapapump

boondocks

george allen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24734271)

note that a lot of great material whether hilarious or dramatic would have to be left out as extraneous. for example, i would include the box, but only stuff from january 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24734983)

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Hizzla

WhitePride

Bel

Rasquatch

BlondieLaw

Mr Steroid Small Balls

BPM

Ruskie

RSF

UVT

Merriweather Post Pavilion

Cow Goes Moo

Rina

Perish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24735025)

...back to pumo retirement for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24735240)

alabamajdesq

RWA

burnt v. mothra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2454733&forum_id=2Firm#24735393)