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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
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you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
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Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
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don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
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not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
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i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
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probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
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right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
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yeah exactly
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i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
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cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
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hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
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What if it is at night though bro?
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see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
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dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
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You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
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you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
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(physics n00b)
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almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
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Your done here lol
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just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
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you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
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jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
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Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
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(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
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It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
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even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
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right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
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i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
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something to do with airbags i think
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how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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only?
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because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
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Shitlawyer union won't let them
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lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
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couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
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LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
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"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
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"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
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I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
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LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
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"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
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am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
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LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
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? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
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i thought you had a ph.d
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you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
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this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
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LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
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Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
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The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: disturbing potus gunner

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: titillating property



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: ruby overrated blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: out-of-control senate

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Ebony Wagecucks Doctorate

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Unhinged Native

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: bearded heaven

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: ruby overrated blood rage

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: aggressive fear-inspiring toilet seat trust fund

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: thriller poppy church sound barrier

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Self-absorbed scarlet orchestra pit

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle locale

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: dashing private investor base

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Exciting laser beams

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: bright trip trump supporter



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: exhilarant mood

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac adulterous factory reset button

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Translucent point pocket flask

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Wine medicated indian lodge

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: nofapping racy lodge elastic band

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: big chartreuse spot mad-dog skullcap

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: grizzly stage

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Saffron soggy center mental disorder

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Cerebral pit kitty

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: ruby overrated blood rage

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: khaki talented business firm queen of the night

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Tantric Mexican Bawdyhouse

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Cerebral pit kitty

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Cerebral pit kitty

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Tantric Mexican Bawdyhouse

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Cerebral pit kitty

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Very tactful ticket booth

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: pungent lake piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: contagious dark casino ratface

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: pungent lake piazza

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed scarlet orchestra pit

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: pungent lake piazza

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Blue alcoholic idiot theatre

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: contagious dark casino ratface

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Autistic parlor alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone erotic dilemma french chef

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Tantric Mexican Bawdyhouse

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: cream forum rigpig

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: pungent lake piazza

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: cream forum rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: fantasy-prone erotic dilemma french chef

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: contagious dark casino ratface

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Unhinged Native

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: elite fragrant people who are hurt

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Unhinged Native

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy supple useless brakes

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Narrow-minded library

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Hairless parlour

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Wild ladyboy

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Floppy mustard sandwich

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Floppy mustard sandwich

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: fantasy-prone erotic dilemma french chef

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Olive police squad

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Floppy mustard sandwich

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: pungent lake piazza

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Floppy mustard sandwich

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Low-t knife

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Floppy mustard sandwich

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Floppy mustard sandwich

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Low-t knife

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Low-t knife

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Low-t knife

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: multi-colored submissive affirmative action

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Floppy mustard sandwich

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Floppy mustard sandwich

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: mauve tripping rehab

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: khaki talented business firm queen of the night

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Stubborn Lay Sneaky Criminal

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Crystalline Charismatic Address

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Floppy mustard sandwich

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Insanely creepy supple useless brakes

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: contagious dark casino ratface

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: violent pink shitlib

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: indigo friendly grandma step-uncle's house

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Dead jade stock car

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Costumed crawly dragon gas station

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz range

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: arousing red tanning salon lettuce



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Bateful Lilac Box Office Gaping

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Zippy Plum Wrinkle



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: arousing red tanning salon lettuce



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Appetizing Up-to-no-good Temple Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Boyish salmon station famous landscape painting

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Boyish salmon station famous landscape painting

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: black excitant antidepressant drug

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: crimson field

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: black excitant antidepressant drug

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: mind-boggling theater stage

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling theater stage

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: black excitant antidepressant drug

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: topaz set corn cake



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Irradiated faggotry

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: black excitant antidepressant drug

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Bateful Lilac Box Office Gaping

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: big chartreuse spot mad-dog skullcap

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: at-the-ready adventurous menage

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Lascivious pisswyrm

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: magenta galvanic school halford

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Autistic parlor alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: motley cumskin keepsake machete

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Blathering Stead

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: indigo friendly grandma step-uncle's house

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: godawful dull institution



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: burgundy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: gaped hall milk

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: indigo friendly grandma step-uncle's house

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: razzle irate electric furnace house

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: iridescent abode associate



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible whorehouse place of business

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Hairless parlour

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Bbw Degenerate

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: glittery school cafeteria juggernaut

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: confused pistol

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Hairless parlour

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: internet-worthy maniacal office regret

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Aqua partner



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Exciting laser beams



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Chrome Harsh Coffee Pot

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: histrionic alcoholic site

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: odious outnumbered market depressive



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Exciting laser beams

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Mischievous Comical Foreskin



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Chestnut underhanded multi-billionaire tattoo



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
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