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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
green school
  11/17/13
wow great point man
appetizing area
  11/17/13
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180 lemon dog poop chapel
  02/09/14
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green school
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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Crimson shitlib queen of the night
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
exciting insanely creepy bawdyhouse national security agency
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
pink high-end indirect expression
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
Heady mustard address legal warrant
  11/18/13
tp
At-the-ready parlor
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
talented private investor
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Crimson shitlib queen of the night
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
green school
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
razzle candlestick maker plaza
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Haunting site international law enforcement agency
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
coral cruise ship
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
green school
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Comical wrinkle
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
green school
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Garnet underhanded whorehouse
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
flushed filthy stage
  04/07/16
...
beady-eyed quadroon
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Pungent ceo dysfunction
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
aphrodisiac point
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
French adventurous gas station bbw
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
curious brunch
  11/17/13
?
Flesh Flickering Mediation Lay
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
obsidian up-to-no-good telephone pervert
  11/18/13
Well?
drab son of senegal
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Bearded Contagious Field
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Galvanic Pea-brained Menage
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Crimson shitlib queen of the night
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
irradiated dopamine cuckold
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Soul-stirring scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Galvanic Pea-brained Menage
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
green school
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Galvanic Pea-brained Menage
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Soul-stirring scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
green school
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Galvanic Pea-brained Menage
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
green school
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
You're done here
nubile hairy legs
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
...
bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
charcoal arousing rigor
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
green school
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
coral cruise ship
  11/17/13
...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
greedy church
  11/17/13
only?
charcoal arousing rigor
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
green school
  11/17/13
...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
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slippery stage
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
medicated useless brakes
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
green school
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Soul-stirring scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Razzle-dazzle set foreskin
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler
  11/17/13
lol
Razzle-dazzle set foreskin
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
medicated useless brakes
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
charcoal arousing rigor
  11/17/13
lmao.
Heady mustard address legal warrant
  11/18/13
cq
pale provocative ticket booth
  03/03/24
...
At-the-ready parlor
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
Brindle Heaven
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
Heady mustard address legal warrant
  11/18/13
Underrated
excitant pocket flask
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
twinkling big background story
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
chestnut faggot firefighter preventive strike
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
territorial hairless kitchen psychic
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
yellow histrionic theater stage
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
yellow histrionic theater stage
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
medicated useless brakes
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
hairraiser library idea he suggested
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Brindle Heaven
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
yellow histrionic theater stage
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Brindle Heaven
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
yellow histrionic theater stage
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Supple mischievous party of the first part doctorate
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
yellow histrionic theater stage
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
yellow histrionic theater stage
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Supple mischievous party of the first part doctorate
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Supple mischievous party of the first part doctorate
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Supple mischievous party of the first part doctorate
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Brindle Heaven
  11/17/13
LOL
Motley scarlet church building giraffe
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
yellow histrionic theater stage
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Brindle Heaven
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
yellow histrionic theater stage
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Brindle Heaven
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
floppy black faggotry
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
irradiated dopamine cuckold
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
maize house-broken antidepressant drug
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Bistre mildly autistic stag film community account
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
green school
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
yellow histrionic theater stage
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Brindle Heaven
  11/17/13
http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg
excitant pocket flask
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
charcoal arousing rigor
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
green school
  11/17/13
well executed flame
khaki mad-dog skullcap
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
rose garrison boiling water
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
talking duck-like dragon native
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
Unhinged Toilet Seat Dilemma
  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
Brindle Heaven
  11/17/13
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Copper hilarious jewess
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
Aquamarine Vigorous Messiness Pistol
  11/18/13
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Copper hilarious jewess
  11/18/13
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pontificating amethyst roast beef
  11/18/13
the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
Primrose Lettuce Cuck
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
green school
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
Primrose Lettuce Cuck
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
green school
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
mind-boggling location
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
slate range ratface
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
mind-boggling location
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
spectacular university
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
green school
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
spectacular university
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
mind-boggling location
  11/18/13
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blue godawful national genital piercing
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
henna keepsake machete lodge
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
green school
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
mind-boggling location
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Aquamarine Vigorous Messiness Pistol
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
obsidian up-to-no-good telephone pervert
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
dashing fat ankles
  11/18/13
ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
Out-of-control Odious Forum
  11/18/13
(Jeff Bridges)
Glittery abusive theatre
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slippery stage
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Opaque titillating crackhouse wagecucks
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Marvelous pit
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
green school
  11/19/13
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green school
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
rose garrison boiling water
  12/17/13
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Fear-inspiring hell
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wild patrolman legend
  12/17/13
awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
Deranged buff temple
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
rose garrison boiling water
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
shimmering apoplectic generalized bond house
  12/17/13
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Buck-toothed Amber Station
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
green school
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
vivacious gay wizard
  03/08/14
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green school
  12/22/14
if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
chestnut faggot firefighter preventive strike
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Domesticated cream space love of her life
  12/22/14
and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
fragrant stain
  12/22/14
Uh they do
Slimy french chef
  12/22/14
...
green school
  01/13/15
(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
chestnut faggot firefighter preventive strike
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Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in t...
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fishy cracking idiot base
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green school
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flushed filthy stage
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I cant believe ive never seen this thread before. Ty for ...
Abnormal Fuchsia Old Irish Cottage
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Pungent ceo dysfunction
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: green school

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: appetizing area

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: 180 lemon dog poop chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: green school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49764393)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Crimson shitlib queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: exciting insanely creepy bawdyhouse national security agency

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: pink high-end indirect expression

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: Heady mustard address legal warrant

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready parlor

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: talented private investor

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Crimson shitlib queen of the night

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: green school

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: razzle candlestick maker plaza

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Haunting site international law enforcement agency

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: coral cruise ship

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: green school

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Comical wrinkle

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: green school

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Garnet underhanded whorehouse

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: flushed filthy stage

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Pungent ceo dysfunction

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac point

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: French adventurous gas station bbw

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: curious brunch

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Flesh Flickering Mediation Lay

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: obsidian up-to-no-good telephone pervert

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: drab son of senegal

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Bearded Contagious Field

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Galvanic Pea-brained Menage

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Crimson shitlib queen of the night

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: irradiated dopamine cuckold

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scourge upon the earth

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Galvanic Pea-brained Menage

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: green school

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Pea-brained Menage

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scourge upon the earth

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: green school

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Galvanic Pea-brained Menage

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: green school

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: nubile hairy legs

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: charcoal arousing rigor

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: green school

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: coral cruise ship

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: greedy church

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: charcoal arousing rigor

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: green school

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: slippery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: medicated useless brakes

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: green school

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring scourge upon the earth

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle set foreskin

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle set foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: medicated useless brakes

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: charcoal arousing rigor

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Heady mustard address legal warrant

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: pale provocative ticket booth

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Brindle Heaven

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: Heady mustard address legal warrant

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: twinkling big background story

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: chestnut faggot firefighter preventive strike

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: territorial hairless kitchen psychic

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: yellow histrionic theater stage

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: yellow histrionic theater stage

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: medicated useless brakes

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: hairraiser library idea he suggested

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Brindle Heaven

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: yellow histrionic theater stage

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Brindle Heaven

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hospital deer antler

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: yellow histrionic theater stage

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Supple mischievous party of the first part doctorate

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: yellow histrionic theater stage

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: yellow histrionic theater stage

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Supple mischievous party of the first part doctorate

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Supple mischievous party of the first part doctorate

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Supple mischievous party of the first part doctorate

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Brindle Heaven

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Motley scarlet church building giraffe

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: yellow histrionic theater stage

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Brindle Heaven

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: yellow histrionic theater stage

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Brindle Heaven

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: floppy black faggotry

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: irradiated dopamine cuckold

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: maize house-broken antidepressant drug

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Bistre mildly autistic stag film community account

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: green school

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: yellow histrionic theater stage

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Brindle Heaven

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: charcoal arousing rigor

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: green school

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: khaki mad-dog skullcap

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: rose garrison boiling water

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: talking duck-like dragon native

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Unhinged Toilet Seat Dilemma

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Brindle Heaven

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Copper hilarious jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Messiness Pistol

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Mewling public bath sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Copper hilarious jewess



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: pontificating amethyst roast beef



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Primrose Lettuce Cuck

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: green school

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: Primrose Lettuce Cuck

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: green school

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling location

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: slate range ratface

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling location

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: spectacular university

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: green school

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: spectacular university

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling location

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: blue godawful national genital piercing



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: henna keepsake machete lodge

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: green school

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling location

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Aquamarine Vigorous Messiness Pistol

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: obsidian up-to-no-good telephone pervert

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: dashing fat ankles

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control Odious Forum

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Glittery abusive theatre

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: slippery stage



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Opaque titillating crackhouse wagecucks

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Marvelous pit

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: green school

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: green school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: rose garrison boiling water

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring hell



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: wild patrolman legend



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Deranged buff temple

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: rose garrison boiling water

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: shimmering apoplectic generalized bond house

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Amber Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: green school

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: vivacious gay wizard

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: green school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: chestnut faggot firefighter preventive strike

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Domesticated cream space love of her life

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: fragrant stain

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Slimy french chef

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: green school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: chestnut faggot firefighter preventive strike

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored pisswyrm hall

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: fishy cracking idiot base



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: green school



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: green school



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: flushed filthy stage



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Abnormal Fuchsia Old Irish Cottage

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Bateful alpha

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Boyish orchestra pit



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: flushed filthy stage

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30464144)



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Author: frisky main people masturbator



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready parlor

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: alcoholic hissy fit



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