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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Swashbuckling toilet seat
  11/17/13
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Adventurous tattoo faggotry
  02/09/14
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abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/24/26
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nyuug
  03/25/26
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  03/25/26
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claret bossy milk
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Vivacious lettuce codepig
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
bateful submissive brunch blood rage
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
sable supple chapel
  11/18/13
tp
Electric Citrine Round Eye
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
talented chartreuse trailer park striped hyena
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
claret bossy milk
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
beady-eyed sound barrier son of senegal
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Tantric red den
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
black casino
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Excitant Sanctuary Voyeur
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Hilarious Trip Feces Business Firm
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Sickened vigorous corner
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
smoky indirect expression
  04/07/16
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Floppy dilemma
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Heady theater stage organic girlfriend
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
mischievous alcoholic hairy legs native
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Comical stock car center
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
Copper forum
  11/17/13
?
Titillating set sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
angry sick public bath kitty
  11/18/13
Well?
lavender razzle potus
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Charismatic violent pisswyrm
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Grizzly disgusting piazza
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
claret bossy milk
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Ruby Boyish Quadroon
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
concupiscible outnumbered site
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Grizzly disgusting piazza
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Grizzly disgusting piazza
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
concupiscible outnumbered site
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Grizzly disgusting piazza
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
You're done here
Pea-brained Ceo Library
  11/19/13
(idiot)
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
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magenta cracking incel
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
balding wagecucks
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
magenta cracking incel
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Excitant Sanctuary Voyeur
  11/17/13
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Tantric red den
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
magenta cracking incel
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Frozen Godawful Tank State
  11/17/13
only?
balding wagecucks
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
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Tantric red den
  11/17/13
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Dashing offensive temple queen of the night
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
Shimmering Stage
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
concupiscible outnumbered site
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Lascivious hell
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
magenta cracking incel
  11/17/13
lol
Lascivious hell
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
Shimmering Stage
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
balding wagecucks
  11/17/13
lmao.
sable supple chapel
  11/18/13
cq
Thriller violet ratface plaza
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Electric Citrine Round Eye
  11/03/25
After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
startled mentally impaired orchestra pit
  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
sable supple chapel
  11/18/13
Underrated
Swollen crackhouse
  11/18/13
holy shit lol
Ultramarine Bawdyhouse
  12/22/14
tyft mental image
Racy know-it-all ticket booth black woman
  12/22/14
chortled, picturing road runner legs.
Aromatic azn
  12/22/14
Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Topaz high-end church gaping
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Topaz high-end church gaping
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
Shimmering Stage
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
Galvanic territorial affirmative action
  11/17/13
*legit retard*
startled mentally impaired orchestra pit
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Topaz high-end church gaping
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
startled mentally impaired orchestra pit
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
magenta cracking incel
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Topaz high-end church gaping
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Passionate Pearly Partner Nibblets
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Topaz high-end church gaping
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Topaz high-end church gaping
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Passionate Pearly Partner Nibblets
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Passionate Pearly Partner Nibblets
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Passionate Pearly Partner Nibblets
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
startled mentally impaired orchestra pit
  11/17/13
LOL
Tantric red den
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Topaz high-end church gaping
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
startled mentally impaired orchestra pit
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Topaz high-end church gaping
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
startled mentally impaired orchestra pit
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Puce Locale Knife
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
Ruby Boyish Quadroon
  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
maize hospital
  11/17/13
really embarassing
Stimulating Selfie Rehab
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Topaz high-end church gaping
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
startled mentally impaired orchestra pit
  11/17/13
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Swollen crackhouse
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
balding wagecucks
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/17/13
well executed flame
Metal mental disorder candlestick maker
  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
180 talking abode halford
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
Cobalt useless volcanic crater area
  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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  11/17/13
cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
startled mentally impaired orchestra pit
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Laughsome pit
  11/18/13
Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
provocative ruddy gas station
  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
provocative ruddy gas station
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
mind-boggling whorehouse
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
Stirring Windowlicker
  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
mind-boggling whorehouse
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Pale Massive Church Building
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
Pale Massive Church Building
  11/18/13
i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
mind-boggling whorehouse
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bonkers dingle berry
  11/18/13
If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
stubborn fear-inspiring hominid
  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
mind-boggling whorehouse
  11/18/13
dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
lilac razzmatazz sneaky criminal
  11/19/13
happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
angry sick public bath kitty
  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch...
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(Jeff Bridges)
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Dashing offensive temple queen of the night
  11/19/13
best thread i've read on XO in over a year
Unhinged faggot firefighter stage
  11/19/13
I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
Soggy exhilarant indian lodge jewess
  11/19/13
Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  11/19/13
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abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  12/09/13
ty, brother.
180 talking abode halford
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sticky mahogany parlor personal credit line
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
shivering stag film
  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
180 talking abode halford
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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Contagious slippery lodge place of business
  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
Racy know-it-all ticket booth black woman
  12/22/14
woah, it's you
Hairraiser Locus Giraffe
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and how come people don't fly right off the face of the eart...
irradiated crawly bbw
  12/22/14
Uh they do
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abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life
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(guy who has never seen a bird fly)
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling toilet seat

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Adventurous tattoo faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49766508)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49768855)



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Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49769159)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: claret bossy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Vivacious lettuce codepig

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: bateful submissive brunch blood rage

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: sable supple chapel

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Electric Citrine Round Eye

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: talented chartreuse trailer park striped hyena

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Tantric red den

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: claret bossy milk

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Tantric red den

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Tantric red den

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier son of senegal

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Tantric red den

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: black casino

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Excitant Sanctuary Voyeur

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Hilarious Trip Feces Business Firm

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Sickened vigorous corner

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: smoky indirect expression

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Floppy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Heady theater stage organic girlfriend

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: mischievous alcoholic hairy legs native

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Comical stock car center

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Copper forum

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Titillating set sweet tailpipe

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: angry sick public bath kitty

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: lavender razzle potus

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Charismatic violent pisswyrm

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Grizzly disgusting piazza

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: claret bossy milk

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Ruby Boyish Quadroon

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: concupiscible outnumbered site

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Grizzly disgusting piazza

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Grizzly disgusting piazza

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: concupiscible outnumbered site

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Tantric red den

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Grizzly disgusting piazza

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Tantric red den

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Pea-brained Ceo Library

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Tantric red den

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: magenta cracking incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: balding wagecucks

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: magenta cracking incel

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Excitant Sanctuary Voyeur

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Tantric red den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: magenta cracking incel

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Frozen Godawful Tank State

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: balding wagecucks

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Tantric red den

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Tantric red den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dashing offensive temple queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Shimmering Stage

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: concupiscible outnumbered site

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Lascivious hell

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: magenta cracking incel

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Lascivious hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: Shimmering Stage

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: balding wagecucks

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: sable supple chapel

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Thriller violet ratface plaza

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Electric Citrine Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: startled mentally impaired orchestra pit

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: sable supple chapel

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Swollen crackhouse

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Ultramarine Bawdyhouse

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Racy know-it-all ticket booth black woman

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Aromatic azn

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Topaz high-end church gaping

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Tantric red den

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Topaz high-end church gaping

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Tantric red den

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Shimmering Stage

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Tantric red den

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Galvanic territorial affirmative action

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: startled mentally impaired orchestra pit

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Topaz high-end church gaping

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: startled mentally impaired orchestra pit

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: magenta cracking incel

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Tantric red den

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Topaz high-end church gaping

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Passionate Pearly Partner Nibblets

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Tantric red den

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Tantric red den

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Topaz high-end church gaping

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Tantric red den

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Topaz high-end church gaping

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Tantric red den

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Passionate Pearly Partner Nibblets

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Tantric red den

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Passionate Pearly Partner Nibblets

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Passionate Pearly Partner Nibblets

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: startled mentally impaired orchestra pit

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Tantric red den

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Topaz high-end church gaping

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: startled mentally impaired orchestra pit

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Topaz high-end church gaping

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: startled mentally impaired orchestra pit

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Puce Locale Knife

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Ruby Boyish Quadroon

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: maize hospital

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Stimulating Selfie Rehab

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Topaz high-end church gaping

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: startled mentally impaired orchestra pit

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Swollen crackhouse

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: balding wagecucks

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Metal mental disorder candlestick maker

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: 180 talking abode halford

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Cobalt useless volcanic crater area

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: thirsty pearl doctorate location

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: startled mentally impaired orchestra pit

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Laughsome pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: lilac razzmatazz sneaky criminal

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Arousing amethyst resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Laughsome pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored Frisky School Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: provocative ruddy gas station

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: provocative ruddy gas station

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling whorehouse

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Stirring Windowlicker

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling whorehouse

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Pale Massive Church Building

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Pale Massive Church Building

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling whorehouse

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: bonkers dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: stubborn fear-inspiring hominid

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling whorehouse

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: lilac razzmatazz sneaky criminal

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: angry sick public bath kitty

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: histrionic charcoal liquid oxygen

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Big-titted zombie-like university

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Cyan Mexican Institution

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dashing offensive temple queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Unhinged faggot firefighter stage

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Soggy exhilarant indian lodge jewess

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: 180 talking abode halford

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: fantasy-prone curious coffee pot address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: sticky mahogany parlor personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: shivering stag film

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: 180 talking abode halford

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Purple greedy national security agency legend

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Contagious slippery lodge place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Bespoke mint pistol

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Racy know-it-all ticket booth black woman

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser Locus Giraffe

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: irradiated crawly bbw

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring disturbing jew base

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Racy know-it-all ticket booth black woman

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Abusive Awkward Office

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Orchid pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: smoky indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: vibrant brilliant double fault useless brakes

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Impressive pervert

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Irate box office travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: smoky indirect expression

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: flesh hateful property cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: exciting menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Learning disabled jade digit ratio garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Heady theater stage organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Electric Citrine Round Eye

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: blue rambunctious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: motley new version theater



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: abnormal cowardly fanboi love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Electric Citrine Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Firm#49397898)