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Applebee's burger literally comes in a skillet of melted cheese

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josh allen
  01/18/26
I live in a major U.S. metro. The closest Applebee’s i...
black abyss
  01/18/26
Is every poast of yours a lie? There’s one 15 mins awa...
Paralegal Reza Pahlavi
  01/18/26
There used to be one at the back of the Woodlands at 2978/14...
black abyss
  01/18/26
What about 2952 Interstate 45 N, Conroe, TX 77303?
Paralegal Reza Pahlavi
  01/18/26
That’s like an hour away and $5.75 in tolls.
black abyss
  01/18/26
Google says it’s 14 minutes from the Woodlands
Paralegal Reza Pahlavi
  01/18/26
Google is wrong. You have no idea what it’s like to be...
black abyss
  01/18/26
It’s 14 miles straight up the interstate. Are you coun...
Paralegal Reza Pahlavi
  01/18/26
Nobody has driven from The Woodlands to Conroe for dinner si...
black abyss
  01/18/26
But there’s an Applebees 14 minutes away
Paralegal Reza Pahlavi
  01/18/26
Brother, you don’t know what you’re talking abou...
black abyss
  01/18/26
What’s that have to do with anything? You said it was ...
Paralegal Reza Pahlavi
  01/18/26
At 8pm on Sunday night with no traffic it’s 31 minutes...
black abyss
  01/18/26
Is this your rationale for cooking even more unhealthy food ...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  01/18/26
when i order that i always tell the waitress "...oh, an...
norwood ultra
  01/18/26
Hopefully this is done in the style of Steve Urkel.
black abyss
  01/18/26
I support this dish as a lifelong Applebee's hater
the cathedral of light
  01/19/26
their new grilled cheese burger w/ tomato soup dip is very g...
stupid fucking nigger
  01/19/26
Proles want "cheese" with everything. Cheese on th...
evan39
  01/19/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: josh allen

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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I live in a major U.S. metro. The closest Applebee’s is 45 mins to an hour away and probably costs $10 in tolls to get to.

Isn’t their whole schtick that they are a “neighborhood” casual dining option? This chain has fallen so far so fast it’s unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599734)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi

Is every poast of yours a lie? There’s one 15 mins away in Conroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599737)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

There used to be one at the back of the Woodlands at 2978/1488. What happened to that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599742)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi

What about 2952 Interstate 45 N, Conroe, TX 77303?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599756)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

That’s like an hour away and $5.75 in tolls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599758)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi

Google says it’s 14 minutes from the Woodlands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599761)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Google is wrong. You have no idea what it’s like to be a Woodlandsmo. Stay in your lane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599762)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi

It’s 14 miles straight up the interstate. Are you counting time rolling over into your belly and out of bed into your travel time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599772)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Nobody has driven from The Woodlands to Conroe for dinner since the High School opened on Research Forest, bro. Sorry. You’re wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599783)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi

But there’s an Applebees 14 minutes away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599786)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Brother, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

30 years ago Woodlands people may have made the trek to Conroe or down south to 1960 or even Rankin road. They haven’t done that in a generation though. Trust me. You’re out of your element.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599792)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Paralegal Reza Pahlavi

What’s that have to do with anything? You said it was an hour away and that was a lie. You’re probably lying about this too now. Everything you post is just weird lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599812)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

At 8pm on Sunday night with no traffic it’s 31 minutes. With traffic it’s over an hour. Easy. Nobody in The Woodlands is driving to Conroe for dinner. It’s not in the neighborhood.

https://imgur.com/a/X6JVlTz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599834)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Is this your rationale for cooking even more unhealthy food at home to shove in your fat face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599803)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: norwood ultra

when i order that i always tell the waitress "...oh, and can i get cheese with that?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599839)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Hopefully this is done in the style of Steve Urkel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49599850)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:26 AM
Author: the cathedral of light

I support this dish as a lifelong Applebee's hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49600322)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: stupid fucking nigger

their new grilled cheese burger w/ tomato soup dip is very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49600333)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: evan39

Proles want "cheese" with everything. Cheese on the burger, cheese fries, cheese on veggies, you name it. It's not surprising they're getting a slab of melted cheese to devour like animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823709&forum_id=2Firm#49600341)