1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him t...	Appetizing philosopher-king	06/27/26
2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't p...	saffron comical address place of business	06/27/26
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3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit po...	house-broken sandwich	06/27/26
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4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited t...	Ocher Circlehead Set	06/27/26
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5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's&qu...	saffron comical address place of business	06/27/26
6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on...	house-broken sandwich	06/27/26
7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty ...	Clear Coffee Pot Prole	06/27/26
8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thu...	saffron comical address place of business	06/27/26
9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients ...	Appetizing philosopher-king	06/27/26
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10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purcha...	holy shit lmao 180	07/08/26
...	Consuela	07/10/26

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: Appetizing philosopher-king 1. ADMIT that you “squanched him once, squanched him twice, squanched him thrice in the land of rice.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965718)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: saffron comical address place of business 2. ADMIT that you claimed on June 12, 2021 that you didn't penetrate him because "he can't feel it." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965721)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Appetizing philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965757)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: house-broken sandwich 3. ADMIT that you are the author of the 3/16/23 Autoadmit post titled "Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965735)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: pearl tanning salon double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965739)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: saffron comical address place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965740)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Appetizing philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965758)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49986659)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:44 PM Author: Ocher Circlehead Set 4. ADMIT that you have used terms such as, but not limited to, "boihole" and "kimchi chute" to refer to your alleged minor son's anus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965742)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Appetizing philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965759)

Date: June 28th, 2026 5:36 PM Author: house-broken sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49967478)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: saffron comical address place of business 5. ADMIT that you compared your penis to your "son's" and afterward smacked him about the face, chest, neck, back and head with a ruler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965767)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: house-broken sandwich 6. ADMIT that a restaurant waitress called the cops based on questionable behavior you exhibited to your minor adopted child. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965775)

Date: June 27th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Clear Coffee Pot Prole 7. ADMIT that you wrote positively about the Rick and Morty television show conception of "squanching" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49965781)

Date: June 27th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: saffron comical address place of business 8. ADMIT that you masturbate using your index finger and thumb and a magnifying glass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49966284)

Date: June 27th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: Appetizing philosopher-king 9. ADMIT that you have called your African American clients "niggers" on the internet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49966374)

Date: July 10th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49991280)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: ''''''"'''"" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49986656)

Date: July 8th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: holy shit lmao 180 (✅🍑) 10. ADMIT that you have taken that poor asian boy you purchased to multiple pedo hangouts including Comet Pingpong Pizza and Great Wolf Lodge and then taunted us and bragged about it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49986662)

Date: July 10th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: Consuela (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877815&forum_id=2Firm#49991139)