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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Vigorous Abode
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
crusty lay
  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  08/01/16
lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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  08/02/16
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chartreuse comical garrison
  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
Provocative Hairy Legs
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
Vigorous Abode
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
Provocative Hairy Legs
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
Vigorous Abode
  07/31/16
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filthy temple old irish cottage
  09/12/16
why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
drunken azure point
  07/31/16
That poztartar
Harsh wonderful voyeur field
  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
Vigorous Abode
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
drunken azure point
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
Vigorous Abode
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
drunken azure point
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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chartreuse comical garrison
  08/02/16
LMAOOOOOOOOOO Let me tell you about my food service exper...
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  08/02/16
My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd. Se...
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  08/04/16
So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your o...
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  07/31/16
today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male barte...
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  07/31/16
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tan main people
  08/04/16
the people on this site are deranged
Jade Pea-brained Immigrant
  07/31/16
how so?
crusty lay
  07/31/16
youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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  07/31/16
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lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and ...
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  07/31/16
yea i was thinking this too.
drunken azure point
  07/31/16
is the op JJC? would explain a lot
Effete Famous Landscape Painting
  07/31/16
cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
Scarlet Mood
  07/31/16
lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
Vigorous Abode
  07/31/16
either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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  07/31/16
cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've b...
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LOL
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180 the gorgon
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lmao. Please link if you can
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ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Vigorous Abode

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: crusty lay

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Big sepia useless brakes trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Claret casino



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Bright turdskin

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Bright turdskin

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: chartreuse comical garrison



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Provocative Hairy Legs

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Vigorous Abode

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Provocative Hairy Legs

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Vigorous Abode

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: filthy temple old irish cottage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: drunken azure point

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Harsh wonderful voyeur field

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Vigorous Abode

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: drunken azure point

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Abode

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: drunken azure point

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: chartreuse comical garrison



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Supple Confused Foreskin

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: tan main people

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: haunting jewess stage

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: crusty lay

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: tan main people



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Jade Pea-brained Immigrant

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: crusty lay

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Vigorous Abode

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: cordovan tattoo



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant milk

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: diverse headpube

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: odious transparent senate ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: clear pungent shrine mad-dog skullcap

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: drunken azure point

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Vigorous Abode

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: clear pungent shrine mad-dog skullcap

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Abode

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: clear pungent shrine mad-dog skullcap

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: diverse headpube

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: clear pungent shrine mad-dog skullcap

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Coffee Pot

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: clear pungent shrine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: startling athletic conference jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: startling athletic conference jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: motley at-the-ready selfie death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: dead weed whacker

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Provocative Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: khaki shivering tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: twisted principal's office potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Disturbing violet giraffe friendly grandma

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: tan main people

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: clear pungent shrine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: magenta stirring whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Lascivious partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Thriller space place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Light marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Canary Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Black puppy faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Glittery Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Light marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: excitant brilliant station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: excitant brilliant station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: very tactful hospital

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: odious transparent senate ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: aquamarine vibrant internal respiration box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Appetizing gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Disturbing violet giraffe friendly grandma

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: razzle area legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: excitant brilliant station

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: laughsome topaz kitchen knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: boyish costumed really tough guy

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Effete Famous Landscape Painting

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: obsidian indian lodge

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: clear pungent shrine mad-dog skullcap

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Disturbing violet giraffe friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Hairraiser boistinker base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling address

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling lime site elastic band

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic Love Of Her Life

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: drunken azure point

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: olive cowardly patrolman

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sinister state

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: clear pungent shrine mad-dog skullcap

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Big sepia useless brakes trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: godawful sick lettuce corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: marvelous fat ankles mental disorder

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: massive set hominid

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: adventurous alpha office

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: drunken azure point

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: adventurous alpha office

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: marvelous fat ankles mental disorder

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Passionate spot coldplay fan

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: chartreuse comical garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: floppy arrogant water buffalo

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Disturbing violet giraffe friendly grandma

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Pearly painfully honest depressive native

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Know-it-all Nubile Meetinghouse Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: exciting keepsake machete

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: racy slate fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: rebellious orange half-breed locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Bright turdskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Titillating Thirsty Theater Stage Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: dead weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating Thirsty Theater Stage Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: dead weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Scarlet Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz white range

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: dead weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sinister state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Electric Narrow-minded Boltzmann National

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: startling athletic conference jew



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Trip corner

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Trip corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: multi-colored shimmering home circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Big sepia useless brakes trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: dead weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: bistre bat shit crazy volcanic crater house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: motley at-the-ready selfie death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Dashing overrated library karate

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Sticky Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Carnelian Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Dashing overrated library karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Dashing overrated library karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Fragrant bisexual stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Sticky Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Mewling nursing home

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Vigorous Abode

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Useless International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: talented bearded fortuitous meteor mediation

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: nighttime slippery menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: startling athletic conference jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: startling athletic conference jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: motley at-the-ready selfie death wish

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sinister state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: demanding pit messiness



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: underhanded histrionic parlour associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Infuriating gaming laptop masturbator

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: startling athletic conference jew

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: charismatic bbw

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: irate dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: dead weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: dead weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: irate dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: amber stimulating roast beef

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: hairless brindle sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: buff locale ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: bistre bat shit crazy volcanic crater house

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Frozen Hell

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: irate dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: dead weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: exciting keepsake machete

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: indecent location

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: low-t stain feces

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Light marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Arousing Halford Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: low-t stain feces

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Arousing Halford Public Bath

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: low-t stain feces

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: low-t stain feces

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: nighttime slippery menage



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Wine ticket booth blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: dead weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: vivacious high-end macaca property



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: self-centered abnormal pistol

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Canary Den

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: cream step-uncle's house prole



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: underhanded histrionic parlour associate



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Stubborn Soul-stirring Legal Warrant Cruise Ship

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Insanely creepy learning disabled codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Burgundy travel guidebook market

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Sticky Resort



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Mustard Aggressive School Cafeteria Doctorate

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: flickering institution

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Claret casino

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: underhanded histrionic parlour associate

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49363699)