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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary telephone

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: wine geriatric goyim garrison

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Floppy Irate Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: balding razzmatazz yarmulke



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: obsidian ratface wrinkle

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: obsidian ratface wrinkle

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Sadistic Lavender Hall Party Of The First Part

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary telephone

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Sadistic Lavender Hall Party Of The First Part

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary telephone

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: gold idiot



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: chartreuse house

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: confused cumskin nursing home

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary telephone

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: chartreuse house

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary telephone

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: chartreuse house

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Alcoholic giraffe



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Big-titted Stage

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse scourge upon the earth

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Lodge Voyeur

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: wine geriatric goyim garrison

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: exhilarant whorehouse scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: violent cracking gas station faggot firefighter

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: wine geriatric goyim garrison

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary telephone

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Puce Nighttime School Cafeteria



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Disrespectful canary pistol plaza

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: smoky halford

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: mind-boggling azure spot foreskin



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: scarlet codepig

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: chartreuse house

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: mewling international law enforcement agency haunted graveyard

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary telephone

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: scarlet codepig

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary telephone

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: scarlet codepig

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: smoky halford

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: scarlet codepig

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: mewling international law enforcement agency haunted graveyard

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Sienna Chapel

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: scarlet codepig



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094151)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Stirring bat shit crazy abode



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Purple Ungodly Nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Sadistic Lavender Hall Party Of The First Part



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Aromatic Potus



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: glittery public bath

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: scarlet codepig



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Sienna Chapel



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Dull Hairless Toaster



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: glittery public bath

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fighting area mad cow disease

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine Rambunctious Parlour Affirmative Action



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: federal range hominid

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: mewling international law enforcement agency haunted graveyard

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: cordovan adventurous newt

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: talented insecure sneaky criminal gaping

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: scarlet codepig

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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Sienna Chapel



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: glittery public bath



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: carnelian keepsake machete



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: amethyst roommate rigpig

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: lascivious volcanic crater masturbator

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Awkward organic girlfriend

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: chartreuse house

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Bespoke vivacious genital piercing principal's office

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: scarlet codepig

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: mewling international law enforcement agency haunted graveyard



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Floppy Irate Senate



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: mewling international law enforcement agency haunted graveyard

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Jet Site Marketing Idea



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Arousing milk legal warrant

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Carmine Nubile Coldplay Fan

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: bipolar sooty son of senegal

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: chartreuse house

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: bipolar sooty son of senegal

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: mewling international law enforcement agency haunted graveyard

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Arousing milk legal warrant

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: hairraiser fluffy ape

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: glittery public bath

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Glassy Overrated Orchestra Pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Translucent Sickened Home

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Purple Ungodly Nibblets



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Bespoke vivacious genital piercing principal's office



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: black hospital hairy legs

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Stirring bat shit crazy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Walnut Boyish Sex Offender

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Walnut Boyish Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Vermilion Library Electric Furnace



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Floppy Irate Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Purple Ungodly Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Contagious slimy mental disorder church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: submissive institution knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: exciting chrome hell faggotry

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: domesticated blue station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: tripping kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: exciting chrome hell faggotry



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: exciting chrome hell faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Copper market selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: domesticated blue station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Ruddy Vigorous New Version Sandwich

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: fantasy-prone sanctuary telephone

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Orange Kitty Cat Address



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: wonderful nudist preventive strike jap

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: out-of-control dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Stirring bat shit crazy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Stirring bat shit crazy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: submissive institution knife

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Bespoke vivacious genital piercing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: bossy bistre space double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: ocher parlor lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: chest-beating locus love of her life

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Stirring bat shit crazy abode

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: vengeful immigrant

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: up-to-no-good marvelous base degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Purple Ungodly Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Purple Ungodly Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: up-to-no-good marvelous base degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Indecent office stain

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: lilac hyperventilating dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Stimulating indian lodge partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Provocative Rebellious Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Contagious slimy mental disorder church

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: cyan brunch

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: up-to-no-good marvelous base degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: red windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Purple Ungodly Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: red windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Diverse tantric school

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed magical meetinghouse pisswyrm

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: frozen buff main people

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Underhanded splenetic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: electric theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: frozen buff main people

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: electric theatre

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: frozen buff main people

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: frozen buff main people

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: out-of-control dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Frum chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Purple Ungodly Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: elite pit cuckold



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Sinister locale shitlib

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: bronze point karate

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: ocher parlor lettuce



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: deep multi-billionaire shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: vibrant hunting ground

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: domesticated blue station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: concupiscible casino

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Garnet odious crotch cruise ship

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: balding razzmatazz yarmulke

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: ocher parlor lettuce

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: heady regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49735840)