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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Cracking black woman

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Naked metal jewess



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: concupiscible institution



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Heady degenerate

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Heady degenerate

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Olive Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready Demanding Public Bath Patrolman

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: At-the-ready Demanding Public Bath Patrolman

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Titillating fluffy location



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: racy house shitlib

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Peach contagious church building new version

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: racy house shitlib

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: racy house shitlib

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Olive Psychic



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: aquamarine well-lubricated cruise ship cuckold

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Brass faggotry

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: bronze big son of senegal love of her life

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Cracking black woman

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Brass faggotry



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: fragrant drab digit ratio milk

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Cracking black woman

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Unhinged queen of the night hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: house-broken trump supporter resort

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Stimulating ticket booth

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Tripping principal's office mood



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Erotic appetizing regret ceo

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: racy house shitlib

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: indigo telephone

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Erotic appetizing regret ceo

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Erotic appetizing regret ceo

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Stimulating ticket booth

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Erotic appetizing regret ceo

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: indigo telephone

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Hilarious scarlet liquid oxygen plaza

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Erotic appetizing regret ceo



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: puce yapping prole generalized bond



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: gay thriller yarmulke sanctuary



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: 180 laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready Demanding Public Bath Patrolman



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse aggressive center really tough guy



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Bonkers set friendly grandma



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: curious dysfunction

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Brass faggotry

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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Erotic appetizing regret ceo



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic piazza



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: sable know-it-all pervert



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: sable know-it-all pervert



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Crawly Meetinghouse

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Hilarious scarlet liquid oxygen plaza



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: curious dysfunction

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: sable know-it-all pervert

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: confused provocative hospital



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Emerald Talented Ratface

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: indigo telephone

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Mauve motley dilemma karate

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: dashing associate brethren

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Erotic appetizing regret ceo

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Hilarious scarlet liquid oxygen plaza



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: curious dysfunction



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Misunderstood Lime Point Pistol



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: buck-toothed rough-skinned filthpig wagecucks

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: cerebral free-loading crackhouse nibblets

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: mustard gaping bawdyhouse

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: racy house shitlib

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Shivering Hairless Lay

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Sepia library philosopher-king

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Erotic appetizing regret ceo

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: indigo telephone



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Naked metal jewess



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: indigo telephone

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Passionate french stag film



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Pungent fanboi locus

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy violent step-uncle's house

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: jet beta station codepig

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: racy house shitlib

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: jet beta station codepig

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: indigo telephone

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Pungent fanboi locus

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: high-end anal field

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: curious dysfunction

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Charismatic senate sandwich

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Electric Mental Disorder



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: indigo telephone

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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: indigo telephone



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: amber toilet seat

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: 180 laser beams



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Sepia library philosopher-king



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pearl Forum Incel

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: puce yapping prole generalized bond



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: offensive disgusting gas station

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: offensive disgusting gas station



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: aromatic pit



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Naked metal jewess



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: 180 laser beams



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser fat ankles



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: gay thriller yarmulke sanctuary



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Cyan Selfie Main People

what a thread

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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: vivacious greedy native



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Mischievous soul-stirring theater



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Cyan Selfie Main People



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Cyan Selfie Main People



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Carnelian infuriating university pozpig



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: vivacious greedy native



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Boyish clear cuckoldry windowlicker

lol faggot

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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Sinister ruby half-breed



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Trip up-to-no-good double fault

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: odious copper box office athletic conference



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: puce yapping prole generalized bond



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: puce yapping prole generalized bond



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: gay thriller yarmulke sanctuary

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Sepia library philosopher-king



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: obsidian casino



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling indirect expression kitty



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: tantric feces stain

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: puce yapping prole generalized bond

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: mint school cafeteria gaming laptop

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: floppy mildly autistic heaven



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: 180 laser beams



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: 180 laser beams



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: floppy mildly autistic heaven



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Exciting nudist persian

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: impertinent glassy rigor



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: diverse slap-happy locale



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Pink site



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: bat shit crazy flushed chapel sneaky criminal



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser fat ankles

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: adulterous chrome death wish abode

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: floppy mildly autistic heaven



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: drunken godawful lodge turdskin



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: 180 laser beams



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: drunken godawful lodge turdskin



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Excitant aqua hairy legs nowag

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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: cruel-hearted histrionic therapy

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Supple claret kitchen

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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic piazza



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: self-centered rehab personal credit line



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Supple claret kitchen

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: self-centered rehab personal credit line

Ok

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Supple claret kitchen

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Supple claret kitchen

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: odious copper box office athletic conference



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Bright National



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: 180 laser beams



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: gold hominid

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling space

"I always liked to read and to write."

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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling indirect expression kitty



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Stirring Blathering Goyim Idea He Suggested

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Adventurous stage toaster

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: vivacious greedy native



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Navy temple volcanic crater

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: ultramarine travel guidebook

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: concupiscible institution

this was jjc right?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling indirect expression kitty

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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Silver startling whorehouse



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: concupiscible institution



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

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