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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Histrionic karate
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
Histrionic karate
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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  07/31/16
That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
Histrionic karate
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO Let me tell you about my food service exper...
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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lmao. Please link if you can
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Histrionic karate

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: alcoholic irradiated nibblets rigpig

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired glassy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Big amber forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Sticky Goal In Life Brethren

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Sticky Goal In Life Brethren

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Poppy gunner plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Violent Fat Ankles Den

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Histrionic karate

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Violent Fat Ankles Den

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Histrionic karate

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: glittery slippery reading party



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: fuchsia center halford

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Titillating demanding school cafeteria coldplay fan

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Histrionic karate

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: fuchsia center halford

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Histrionic karate

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: fuchsia center halford

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Poppy gunner plaza



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Scarlet newt

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: cerebral church building patrolman

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: submissive partner

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: alcoholic irradiated nibblets rigpig

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: cerebral church building patrolman



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Irate Theater Turdskin

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: alcoholic irradiated nibblets rigpig

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Histrionic karate

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Aromatic deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: buff mind-boggling bawdyhouse

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office weed whacker

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: light disturbing athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: gold stage messiness

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: fuchsia center halford

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Histrionic karate

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: gold stage messiness

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Histrionic karate

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: gold stage messiness

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office weed whacker

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: gold stage messiness

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Carmine Travel Guidebook

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: gold stage messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Heady cowardly knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Heady cowardly knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: milky native pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: provocative jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Violent Fat Ankles Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: talented spot filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: disgusting meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: spectacular yapping idiot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: cerebral church building patrolman

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: gold stage messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: cyan stimulating box office immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: fighting locale macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: 180 bespoke corner faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Razzle Salmon Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ticket booth internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Arousing brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: racy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Razzle Salmon Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: abusive chestnut dilemma queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: abusive chestnut dilemma queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: iridescent senate

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: light disturbing athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: cracking university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Carmine Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Laughsome background story cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: spectacular yapping idiot

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: cream faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: abusive chestnut dilemma queen of the night

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Flesh old irish cottage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Foreskin Hissy Fit

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: cocky windowlicker

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: federal point

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: gold stage messiness

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Carmine Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: spectacular yapping idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: bipolar area keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac new version

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Rebellious claret chapel

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: bearded double fault useless brakes

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: fuchsia center halford

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Hilarious legal warrant wrinkle

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: greedy razzmatazz friendly grandma

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: gold stage messiness

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Mentally impaired glassy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: olive skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: trip legend lay

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: at-the-ready smoky dingle berry pisswyrm

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Navy ratface base

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: fuchsia center halford

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Navy ratface base

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: trip legend lay

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: stirring bossy french chef really tough guy

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Poppy gunner plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Naked masturbator codepig

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: spectacular yapping idiot

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Hairless Sanctuary Goyim

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Silver Kitchen Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Talking Institution Rigor

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Rough-skinned topaz pistol hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: fishy unhinged private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Lascivious Sticky Goal In Life Brethren

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: dark dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: provocative jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: useless headpube hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: dark dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: provocative jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Bonkers cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling locus regret

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: provocative jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: greedy razzmatazz friendly grandma



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: passionate mexican abode

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Heady cowardly knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Ungodly Antidepressant Drug Stage

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Ungodly Antidepressant Drug Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Bateful jet-lagged doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Mentally impaired glassy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: provocative jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: marvelous range persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: milky native pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Clear Clown Parlour

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: mischievous theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: galvanic chad coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Clear Clown Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Clear Clown Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: pink thriller candlestick maker heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: mischievous theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Orchid Becky

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Histrionic karate

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered Boyish Blood Rage Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: exciting place of business love of her life

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Sick Rambunctious Business Firm Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Heady cowardly knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Heady cowardly knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: milky native pocket flask

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: greedy razzmatazz friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: bull headed laser beams step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Confused angry wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: excitant rehab

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Heady cowardly knife

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: learning disabled selfie nursing home

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Pearly contagious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: provocative jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: provocative jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Pearly contagious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: transparent property international law enforcement agency

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Crawly Domesticated School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Shaky Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Appetizing site famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: useless headpube hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: marvelous range persian

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Curious milk location

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Pearly contagious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: aqua theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: provocative jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: aqua theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Talking Institution Rigor

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: odious violet stain circlehead

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: blathering space

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Razzle Salmon Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: supple thirsty fortuitous meteor voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: blathering space

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: supple thirsty fortuitous meteor voyeur

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: blathering space

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: blathering space

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Sick Rambunctious Business Firm Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Canary bisexual people who are hurt



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: provocative jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: concupiscible pungent police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle idea he suggested national

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone ticket booth internal respiration

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser Personal Credit Line Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Confused angry wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: electric indirect expression

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: garnet charismatic indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Corn Cake

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: mischievous theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Anal fanboi office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Vivacious bbw genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Big amber forum

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Confused angry wagecucks

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Vermilion multi-colored crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Big amber forum



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Firm#49777531)