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JJC first date failure at 45

https://x.com/westsidelaguy/status/2029423913294581982?s=46&...
chandler (retired)
  03/05/26
To be fair, He can tell within the first 5 minutes how the ...
my dog has more potential dates than I do
  03/05/26
JJC is the gift that keeps on giving https://x.com/Westside...
fatty nigger
  03/05/26
the gut instincts of a veteran tp
my dog has more potential dates than I do
  03/05/26
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Kenneth Play
  03/05/26
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propecia mathematica
  03/05/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  03/05/26
still stuck in DAT DANCING MONKEY FRAME, wonder if he called...
The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT
  03/05/26
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MAHA Movement
  03/05/26
He hit her with dat “anyways, gotta go”
Judas Jones
  03/05/26
NOT NOW CHIEF, I'M IN THE ZONE -Shitshow Rage Bar TP
The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT
  03/05/26
Westside L.A. Guy @WestsideLAGuy A company like OpenAI obv...
Judas Jones
  03/05/26
This guy might be an actual weirdo
fulano
  03/05/26
Hey, you watch your tone when you address a 50 year old NOWA...
The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT
  03/05/26
Cr he needs to take down the "pussy eating expert"...
Kenneth Play
  03/05/26
I am nearly 100% certain I saw him on campus at Columbia bac...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  03/05/26
I found him on FB long time ago. I had two common friends wi...
michael doodikoff
  03/05/26
wtf lol
cowgod
  03/05/26
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MAHA Movement
  03/05/26
regarding blaine anderson, i absolutely would
Kenneth Play
  03/05/26
Not sure who she is, but Westside LA Guy goes after her cons...
Judas Jones
  03/05/26
Is this an actual Post
michael doodikoff
  03/05/26
Westside L.A. Guy @WestsideLAGuy Mar 2 The 2 most impre...
Judas Jones
  03/05/26
oh shiiiiiiiiiiit
computer online
  03/05/26
lmao
fulano
  03/05/26
Doodikoff and SECmos absolutely mogged
Judas Jones
  03/05/26
we need a WWE SmackDown style live event where JJC takes on ...
fulano
  03/05/26
I am, indeed, enraged. And would raise JJC Tim Cook (Aub...
michael doodikoff
  03/05/26
Westside L.A. Guy @WestsideLAGuy · Feb 12 A fol...
Judas Jones
  03/05/26
of course he capitalizes "white"
academy awards
  03/05/26
and he also capitalizes Brown!
John Poaster
  03/05/26
A follower A follower A follower A follower A follower
fatty nigger
  03/05/26
JJC doing this to doodikoff is the xo equivalent of Iran sho...
academy awards
  03/05/26
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computer online
  03/05/26
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academy awards
  03/05/26
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MAHA Movement
  03/05/26
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propecia mathematica
  03/05/26
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...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  03/05/26
And then the talk before we started was awkward and contrive...
MAHA Movement
  03/05/26
omg.
jonathan penis
  03/05/26
Can’t believe a 45 year old man is caring about colleg...
chandler (retired)
  03/05/26
He Ivy Maxxed and is prestige mogging state schoolers
Judas Jones
  03/05/26
...
computer online
  03/05/26
...
propecia mathematica
  03/05/26
holy shit. did rach open up registration?
jonathan penis
  03/05/26
...
propecia mathematica
  03/05/26
...
Candy Ride
  03/05/26
Not to sound arrogant, but as an ivy league alum, he just do...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
  03/05/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  03/05/26
I’ve officially lost the ability to distinguish betwee...
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/05/26
"Your reality is already half zozo hallucination. If yo...
academy awards
  03/05/26
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/05/26
...
John Poaster
  03/05/26
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A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/05/26
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nu metal turntablist
  03/05/26
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A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:
  03/05/26
tfw you read every single disco fries post
computer online
  03/05/26
...
fatty nigger
  03/05/26
Not a "xo lore" guy, is this confirmed actual JJC?
rear naked choke
  03/05/26
Unless you think someone has been made literally 100,000+ po...
propecia mathematica
  03/05/26


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Date: March 5th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

https://x.com/westsidelaguy/status/2029423913294581982?s=46&t=hofMNkWXXAXhWbkDRTml7w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716533)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:20 AM
Author: my dog has more potential dates than I do (and he’s neutered!)

To be fair,

He can tell within the first 5 minutes how the date is gonna go. He has the gut instincts of a veteran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716679)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: fatty nigger (βœ…πŸ‘)

JJC is the gift that keeps on giving

https://x.com/WestsideLAGuy/status/2029467974042832903?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716681)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:50 AM
Author: my dog has more potential dates than I do (and he’s neutered!)

the gut instincts of a veteran tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716682)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:57 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716808)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716811)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717865)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT

still stuck in DAT DANCING MONKEY FRAME, wonder if he called into sick to work again after getting NOWAG'd this hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716691)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: MAHA Movement



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716788)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 6:05 AM
Author: Judas Jones

He hit her with dat “anyways, gotta go”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716696)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 6:08 AM
Author: The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT

NOT NOW CHIEF, I'M IN THE ZONE -Shitshow Rage Bar TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716700)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 6:57 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Westside L.A. Guy

@WestsideLAGuy

A company like OpenAI obviously has very smart employees. But they’re not as versatile, interesting, socially fluent, as a guy working at a top buyside firm. Women thus gravitate to finance bros. This spikes the cortisol of tech bros, resulting in them turning to Blaine Anderson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716743)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:18 AM
Author: fulano

This guy might be an actual weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716749)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:39 AM
Author: The Soo CR SPRING BREAK JUGGERNAUT

Hey, you watch your tone when you address a 50 year old NOWAG virgin who is a self proclaimed "pussy eating expert."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716769)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

Cr he needs to take down the "pussy eating expert" part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716815)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I am nearly 100% certain I saw him on campus at Columbia back around 2014 or 2015. He was running to the business school wearing a backpack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717874)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

I found him on FB long time ago. I had two common friends with him, both COlumbia Biz school people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49718487)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:48 AM
Author: cowgod

wtf lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716790)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: MAHA Movement



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716793)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:01 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

regarding blaine anderson, i absolutely would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716817)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Not sure who she is, but Westside LA Guy goes after her constantly.

https://x.com/WestsideLAGuy/status/2026722900498330099

One of Blaine Anderson’s top matchmakers is a woman named Ash Chubin. Her sister, Stephanie Chubin, lives in Austin & is good friends with Blaine. Stephanie is an executive assistant at Joe Lonsdale’s VC fund.

Is this the main pipeline of Blaine’s rich tech bro clientele?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716917)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

Is this an actual

Post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716869)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Westside L.A. Guy

@WestsideLAGuy

Mar 2

The 2 most impressive CFOs in the U.S. right now are both Asian Americans.

They both went to SEC colleges!

Nah just kidding…one graduated Stanford at 19, the other graduated summa cum laude from Harvard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716906)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: computer online (🧐)

oh shiiiiiiiiiiit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716910)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: fulano

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716975)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Doodikoff and SECmos absolutely mogged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717000)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: fulano

we need a WWE SmackDown style live event where JJC takes on cowgod and someone establishes utter theory dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717175)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

I am, indeed, enraged.

And would raise JJC Tim Cook (Auburn, '82) (not a CFO obviously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717382)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Judas Jones

Westside L.A. Guy

@WestsideLAGuy

·

Feb 12

A follower asked me, "if you want to go to law or med schools, it doesn't matter where you go for undergrad since it's just GPA & test scores, right?"

Wrong! It actually does matter because the bar for admission is a lot higher if you're from a weak undergrad program.

Example. I knew a guy who went to a rival high school, very smart White guy, also charismatic & athletic. He turned down Duke, Dartmouth, Brown, Vanderbilt for undergrad to attend UGA on a prestigious foundation fellowship. His reasoning was that because he wanted to attend law school, it wouldn't matter.

He crushed it at UGA. Perfect 4.0 GPA, 178 LSAT, student government, tons of other leadership stuff. Yet he was rejected at Yale, Harvard, and Stanford law schools. He later told me that going to UGA was his biggest regret in life and joked that if he had Asian parents that would not have happened.

The thing about undergrad prestige is that the ROI is truly long-term and has implications throughout your life in ways that you cannot predict when you're a high school student.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717042)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: academy awards (No Future)

of course he capitalizes "white"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717183)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: John Poaster

and he also capitalizes Brown!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717868)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: fatty nigger (βœ…πŸ‘)

A follower

A follower

A follower

A follower

A follower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49718525)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: academy awards (No Future)

JJC doing this to doodikoff is the xo equivalent of Iran shooting missiles at gulf state hotels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717181)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49718492)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 6:18 AM
Author: academy awards (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716707)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: MAHA Movement



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716789)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716812)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




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Date: March 5th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: MAHA Movement

And then the talk before we started was awkward and contrived. Not to sound arrogant, but as an ivy league alum, i just don't have much in common with her, so the before-sex conversation felt weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49716792)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: jonathan penis

omg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717131)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

Can’t believe a 45 year old man is caring about college prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717108)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Judas Jones

He Ivy Maxxed and is prestige mogging state schoolers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717134)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: computer online (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717135)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717855)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: jonathan penis

holy shit. did rach open up registration?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717136)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717290)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Not to sound arrogant, but as an ivy league alum, he just doesn't have much in common with them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717215)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717880)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

I’ve officially lost the ability to distinguish between reality and performance art, which is to say that I really like it here (Autoadmit and the modern world as a whole)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717414)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: academy awards (No Future)

"Your reality is already half zozo hallucination. If you're not careful, it will become total hallucination."

-Brian XO'Blivion in David XOnenberg's Zozodrome (1983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717854)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717857)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: John Poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717871)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717873)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: nu metal turntablist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717916)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49717918)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)

tfw you read every single disco fries post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49718494)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: fatty nigger (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49718526)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: rear naked choke

Not a "xo lore" guy, is this confirmed actual JJC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49718229)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: propecia mathematica

Unless you think someone has been made literally 100,000+ posts over the last 4 years pretending to be JJC while he coincidentally stopping poasting on XO it is 100% JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841736&forum_id=2Firm#49718542)