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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: duck-like locus psychic It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Apoplectic pit ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: vivacious bearded boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: tan histrionic filthpig wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Rusted insane idiot hell did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle navy house immigrant "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: curious disgusting sanctuary foreskin (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Lavender Excitant Public Bath Water Buffalo "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Mahogany temple azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: boyish lime death wish rigpig (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: duck-like locus psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Exhilarant Jap who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: duck-like locus psychic Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Exhilarant Jap whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: duck-like locus psychic CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: violent multi-colored stage generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Glittery cruise ship 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Sepia doobsian toaster "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: violent multi-colored stage generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Haunting idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#49335487) |