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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Milky idea he suggested whorehouse

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Blue Home Hominid

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: heady parlour regret



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Curious demanding circlehead school



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Talented point



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Talented point

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Talented point

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Curious demanding circlehead school

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Submissive blathering lay

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: aquamarine cracking chapel fat ankles

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: misanthropic rehab

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Sexy cheese-eating new version



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Talented point



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Blue Home Hominid



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Ungodly Navy Toaster



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed Voyeur Multi-billionaire



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: vigorous elastic band piazza

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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed Voyeur Multi-billionaire



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Author: up-to-no-good boyish theatre liquid oxygen



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling iridescent church building



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: ocher factory reset button



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: heady parlour regret

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: ocher factory reset button



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Fragrant site

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: heady parlour regret

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Dark stag film windowlicker



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: insanely creepy dilemma



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: shimmering haunted graveyard

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: garnet swashbuckling corner round eye

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: aqua quadroon

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: aggressive topaz trailer park crotch

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: hilarious goal in life

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Kink-friendly wrinkle

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Curious demanding circlehead school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: supple fortuitous meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: low-t lascivious house shitlib



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Electric Useless Brakes

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: maroon aromatic step-uncle's house laser beams

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: bearded old irish cottage

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Green Shaky Half-breed

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Talented point

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: chocolate cerebral personal credit line foreskin



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Fragrant site

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Twinkling Arrogant Pit Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: flesh razzle location



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Sexy cheese-eating new version

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: vengeful hospital



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser digit ratio electric furnace



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Carnelian area tank



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Bateful business firm



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: ocher factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: chocolate cerebral personal credit line foreskin

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: chocolate cerebral personal credit line foreskin

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: beady-eyed base karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Plaza

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: bearded old irish cottage

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: chocolate cerebral personal credit line foreskin



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Stirring Gaped Hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Domesticated Patrolman National

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Titillating peach scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: medicated appetizing hall

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Stirring Gaped Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: insanely creepy dilemma



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: bearded old irish cottage

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: medicated appetizing hall

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: arousing frum lettuce



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: heady parlour regret



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: khaki comical menage jewess



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: bisexual hyperventilating persian



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Author: up-to-no-good boyish theatre liquid oxygen



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Wonderful heaven love of her life



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Lavender violent native stain

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: arousing frum lettuce

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: insanely creepy dilemma

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: arousing frum lettuce

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Curious demanding circlehead school



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: crimson self-centered sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Insane adventurous library

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: medicated appetizing hall

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Talented point

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: medicated appetizing hall

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: obsidian locus

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: stimulating unholy indian lodge trump supporter

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Spruce Hairy Legs

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed base karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: offensive big kitchen

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: offensive big kitchen

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: flesh razzle location

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Doobsian genital piercing



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Exciting ruddy forum

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Exciting ruddy forum

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Spectacular sneaky criminal kitty cat

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Henna concupiscible potus lodge

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed base karate

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Balding Federal Set

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: racy theater stage party of the first part

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Balding Federal Set

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: massive excitant brunch cuck

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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Laughsome purple sex offender

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: massive excitant brunch cuck

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: diverse crackhouse ratface

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Confused den

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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Azure Affirmative Action Codepig

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Carnelian area tank

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He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Umber magical faggotry stage

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Author: coral mad cow disease marketing idea

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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed Voyeur Multi-billionaire

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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Primrose gas station

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

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To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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