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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Diverse principal's office hominid

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Exciting lay filthpig

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: free-loading black woman

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender persian

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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: slimy toaster

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored zippy spot nowag

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia Center Multi-billionaire

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: pungent cuckold



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed place of business

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia Center Multi-billionaire

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: nighttime outnumbered range



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: lemon church building hairy legs

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: underhanded motley shrine tattoo

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: bateful walnut corner

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Emerald theater stage goal in life

This makes it funnier

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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Lime aphrodisiac antidepressant drug headpube

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling nofapping cuck

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender persian

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: sinister wonderful base

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Pontificating laser beams



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Brindle wrinkle address

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: burgundy people who are hurt fat ankles

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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Stubborn pervert casino

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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: bat shit crazy athletic conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: free-loading black woman

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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: wild thriller garrison



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed place of business

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: 180 indian lodge



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Author: Seedy milk hospital



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant dopamine

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: dashing know-it-all doctorate



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: arrogant appetizing chapel



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Maize swollen kitchen police squad



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: wild thriller garrison

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: wild thriller garrison

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: vigorous doobsian keepsake machete



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Impressive galvanic native

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Stubborn pervert casino

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"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: wild thriller garrison



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: vermilion dysfunction

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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: slimy toaster

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: copper giraffe

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: slimy toaster

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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Scarlet Irradiated Parlor



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Wine floppy roommate

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: vermilion dysfunction



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Charismatic Elite Gas Station Water Buffalo



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Stubborn pervert casino

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Wine floppy roommate

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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Talented round eye



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Fuchsia Center Multi-billionaire



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: coral rebellious coffee pot point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Talented round eye

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Charismatic Elite Gas Station Water Buffalo

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Talented round eye

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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lavender persian



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Author: Coiffed mad-dog skullcap temple



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Drab bipolar senate circlehead

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Wine floppy roommate

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: free-loading black woman

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Wine floppy roommate

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: abnormal puce idiot jap

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone lascivious son of senegal

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: cracking background story cruise ship

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: vigorous doobsian keepsake machete



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: stirring topaz pit mental disorder

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: slimy toaster

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: stirring topaz pit mental disorder

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: slimy toaster



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Seedy milk hospital

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: twisted milky office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: slimy toaster

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: henna ladyboy

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: yellow boyish ape

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: slimy toaster

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: slimy toaster

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: slimy toaster

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Emerald theater stage goal in life



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: slimy toaster

Cr

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: dashing know-it-all doctorate



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Federal cowardly trump supporter



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Maize swollen kitchen police squad



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: histrionic half-breed

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: vigorous doobsian keepsake machete

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: rambunctious french library mexican

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: mint hell

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: cracking background story cruise ship



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: slimy toaster

Estimate this man's dick size.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored zippy spot nowag

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: mint hell

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: chrome national selfie



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: wild thriller garrison



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Pontificating laser beams



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: bossy windowlicker depressive

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: pearl confused den death wish

love the response time

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: provocative gold nibblets



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: slimy toaster



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: racy duck-like heaven



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Carnelian cerebral gaping juggernaut



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Razzle splenetic crackhouse national security agency

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Aromatic Love Of Her Life



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Carnelian cerebral gaping juggernaut



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Maize swollen kitchen police squad

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: peach thirsty resort

CRIMINALLY underrated.

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: racy duck-like heaven



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Maize swollen kitchen police squad



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Maize swollen kitchen police squad



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Aromatic Love Of Her Life



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Love Of Her Life



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Aquamarine titillating business firm

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Aromatic Love Of Her Life

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Maize swollen kitchen police squad



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Violent vivacious psychic stead

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

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Author: 180 indian lodge



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser forum

Check you emails.

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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Aromatic Love Of Her Life



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Deer Antler



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Love Of Her Life



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: bonkers rehab

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Aromatic Love Of Her Life



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Aromatic Love Of Her Life



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: drunken bawdyhouse

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: laughsome fear-inspiring idea he suggested boiling water



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: flushed fragrant whorehouse

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: histrionic half-breed

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready masturbator

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: garnet soul-stirring theatre

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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
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