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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan? thank
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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100%. no lackey would write like this.
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initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typ...
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0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)
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Doug Feith to jr. associate: FW: Issues w/Various Countri...
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April 7, 2003 11:48 AM TO: Donald Rumsfeld FROM: Do...
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Maize school filthpig

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Free-loading gaming laptop

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: black kitchen faggot firefighter

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: black kitchen faggot firefighter

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Provocative blue sound barrier

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
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Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Histrionic sanctuary

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: filthy brunch kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: bateful gaping foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: diverse center psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Hateful national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: alcoholic sadistic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: black kitchen faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Big church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Free-loading gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: zippy temple useless brakes



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: elite location immigrant



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Author: elite location immigrant



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Judgmental Smoky Dog Poop

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: elite location immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone olive lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Nubile Carmine Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: jade persian business firm



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: titillating pea-brained lodge people who are hurt



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Hateful national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Umber half-breed



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Exciting Background Story Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Hateful national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Marvelous pale box office quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Hateful national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring milky striped hyena

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Hateful national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: stimulating state

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring milky striped hyena

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Copper field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Frum fortuitous meteor incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Talented Community Account

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Azure Tantric Son Of Senegal

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Pocket Flask

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling stage

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Sick skinny woman

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: high-end locale

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Provocative blue sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Supple mexican

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: multi-colored nofapping space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Hilarious Antidepressant Drug

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: godawful trust fund codepig

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: bronze trip jew

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: shivering shaky place of business wagecucks

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: black kitchen faggot firefighter

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: rose fragrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: stimulating state

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: dashing piazza gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: bateful gaping foreskin

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Amber library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: cracking opaque idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone olive lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Electric mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Hateful national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Lascivious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: rose fragrant dragon

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: rose fragrant dragon

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Brindle nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Vermilion pit bbw

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: bronze trip jew

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: rose fragrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Boyish water buffalo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: vibrant messiness

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Frozen Wonderful Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: duck-like crackhouse newt

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Boyish water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Frum fortuitous meteor incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: bronze trip jew

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: duck-like crackhouse newt

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: chest-beating crimson telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring milky striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: autistic floppy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed legal warrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Exciting Background Story Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Beta Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Lascivious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Glittery mustard stage personal credit line

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: chest-beating crimson telephone

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Frum fortuitous meteor incel

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: chest-beating crimson telephone

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Provocative blue sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: startled hairy legs chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: maroon gas station

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: duck-like crackhouse newt

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: black kitchen faggot firefighter

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: duck-like crackhouse newt

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Amethyst sticky site

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Lascivious abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Appetizing garrison

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser citrine tanning salon

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Brindle nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Useless karate

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Useless karate

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good point

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: 180 heaven athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: contagious theater

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: contagious theater

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: galvanic resort

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Firm#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Amber library



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Author: Crusty home boltzmann



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone olive lay



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: effete fantasy-prone organic girlfriend

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Brindle nursing home

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: sapphire violent plaza boistinker

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Cerebral dilemma scourge upon the earth

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: sapphire violent plaza boistinker

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: burgundy stubborn juggernaut alpha

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

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Author: Hairraiser citrine tanning salon



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke

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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Histrionic sanctuary

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: burgundy stubborn juggernaut alpha

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: rose fragrant dragon



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: passionate sickened university liquid oxygen

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant Brethren Elastic Band

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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Razzle Indian Lodge



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac adulterous hunting ground yarmulke



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Arousing Potus Becky



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: flirting office mother

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

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Author: elite location immigrant



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone olive lay

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: idiotic garnet milk

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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Arousing Potus Becky



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone olive lay



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone olive lay



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: drunken property

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: elite location immigrant

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone olive lay



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: pink menage fanboi

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Rambunctious forum sex offender

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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed legal warrant spot

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Laughsome fuchsia theatre

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Electric mental disorder

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Emerald painfully honest market ratface

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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