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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Brass French Hall | 10/09/12 |
| Brass French Hall | 10/09/12 |
| Brass French Hall | 10/10/12 |
| Flesh rebellious preventive strike | 10/10/12 |
| bonkers mustard coldplay fan | 10/10/12 |
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| Vengeful Slippery Piazza | 10/10/12 |
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| Vengeful Slippery Piazza | 10/10/12 |
| Jet school cafeteria factory reset button | 10/10/12 |
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| Brass French Hall | 10/10/12 |
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| bright supple sound barrier school | 10/10/12 |
| exhilarant ruddy degenerate rehab | 10/29/12 |
| Apoplectic shimmering corn cake resort | 05/14/23 |
| gaped mental disorder | 10/29/12 |
| slap-happy business firm | 10/29/12 |
| internet-worthy sanctuary | 05/15/23 |
| startled native private investor | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Brass French Hall http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Brass French Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Brass French Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Flesh rebellious preventive strike lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: bonkers mustard coldplay fan What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: mind-boggling water buffalo messiness http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Vengeful Slippery Piazza dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Lascivious Faggot Firefighter Market Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Vengeful Slippery Piazza cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Jet school cafeteria factory reset button "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Dun field national security agency It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Brass French Hall Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Glassy motley national goyim tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: bright supple sound barrier school 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: exhilarant ruddy degenerate rehab awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Apoplectic shimmering corn cake resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: gaped mental disorder these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: slap-happy business firm Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: internet-worthy sanctuary 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: startled native private investor You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Fantasy-prone wonderful friendly grandma lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Frum aqua stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#49639607) |