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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Cracking Rehab It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Wild Toilet Seat "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: alcoholic casino striped hyena (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: talented base multi-billionaire (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Cracking Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: brilliant sickened area preventive strike who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Cracking Rehab Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#30492630) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Comical yapping dysfunction "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Firm#32250229) |
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