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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| fragrant preventive strike | 10/09/12 |
| fragrant preventive strike | 10/09/12 |
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| Razzle Haunted Graveyard Step-uncle's House | 10/10/12 |
| Snowy rough-skinned locus elastic band | 10/10/12 |
| hairraiser green office | 10/10/12 |
| comical poppy karate | 10/10/12 |
| Brindle Duck-like Den Trump Supporter | 10/10/12 |
| comical poppy karate | 10/10/12 |
| lascivious sinister chapel hissy fit | 10/10/12 |
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| fragrant preventive strike | 10/10/12 |
| puce party of the first part | 10/10/12 |
| Kink-friendly abode | 10/10/12 |
| coral friendly grandma address | 10/29/12 |
| canary patrolman half-breed | 05/14/23 |
| floppy dopamine | 10/29/12 |
| Garnet Irradiated Macaca Hell | 10/29/12 |
| Cruel-hearted locale | 05/15/23 |
| indigo fiercely-loyal home kitty cat | 05/15/23 |
| Misunderstood excitant queen of the night | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: fragrant preventive strike http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: fragrant preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: fragrant preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Razzle Haunted Graveyard Step-uncle's House lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Snowy rough-skinned locus elastic band What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: hairraiser green office http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: comical poppy karate dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Brindle Duck-like Den Trump Supporter Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: comical poppy karate cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: lascivious sinister chapel hissy fit "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Ungodly laughsome roast beef It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: fragrant preventive strike Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: puce party of the first part tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Kink-friendly abode 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: coral friendly grandma address awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: canary patrolman half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: floppy dopamine these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Garnet Irradiated Macaca Hell Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Cruel-hearted locale 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: indigo fiercely-loyal home kitty cat You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Misunderstood excitant queen of the night lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Umber low-t persian idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Firm#49639607) |