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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
tell me
racy water buffalo crackhouse
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
lol tyft
disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Charcoal piazza
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
misunderstood goal in life
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
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Crystalline Tripping Dog Poop Rigpig
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  03/31/18
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  06/11/25
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Cyan geriatric market
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flesh jew
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Rusted knife
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Bonkers native preventive strike
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
brilliant beady-eyed multi-billionaire gay wizard
  08/14/13
lmao
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silver incel
  12/11/24
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multi-colored parlour
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Bonkers native preventive strike
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Rebellious sanctuary
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disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
deranged glittery theatre ape
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
rofl
racy water buffalo crackhouse
  08/14/13
180
Crusty Dilemma Newt
  08/14/13
rofl
Ruby sick trailer park
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took a few attempts but 180
bisexual ticket booth
  08/14/13
lol
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Rambunctious Vivacious Pit Clown
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Black razzle casino scourge upon the earth
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titillating school
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Bronze macaca abode
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Cyan geriatric market
  08/12/25
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nudist wild double fault
  08/14/13
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disrespectful selfie home
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nudist wild double fault
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
brilliant beady-eyed multi-billionaire gay wizard
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
nudist wild double fault
  08/14/13
best of thread
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
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red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
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multi-colored parlour
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
multi-colored parlour
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
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disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
mustard tantric church
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disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Aquamarine Stag Film International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
brilliant beady-eyed multi-billionaire gay wizard
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Arrogant meetinghouse friendly grandma
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racy water buffalo crackhouse
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180
Bossy property deer antler
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Umber razzmatazz rehab
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Rambunctious Vivacious Pit Clown
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mustard tantric church
  08/17/13
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shaky fiercely-loyal feces
  01/19/16
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infuriating lascivious locale
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Arrogant meetinghouse friendly grandma
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
lol
Chocolate patrolman
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
nudist wild double fault
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
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red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
fragrant hot church building hairy legs
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sticky haunted graveyard
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
nudist wild double fault
  08/14/13
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gay wonderful orchestra pit
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
mustard tantric church
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  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
cerebral offensive public bath prole
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
deranged glittery theatre ape
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
deranged glittery theatre ape
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Crusty Dilemma Newt
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
insecure site ratface
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Burgundy theater
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
cerebral offensive public bath prole
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
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Excitant lavender regret filthpig
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
whatever
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
electric hospital
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
nudist wild double fault
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
lol
Bossy property deer antler
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
180
Crusty Dilemma Newt
  08/14/13
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stimulating temple
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
nudist wild double fault
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Fighting free-loading idiot
  08/14/13
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Fighting free-loading idiot
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Crusty Dilemma Newt
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Crusty Dilemma Newt
  08/14/13
lol tyft
disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
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Dun forum mood
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Bossy property deer antler
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Arousing Black Woman Striped Hyena
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Slate Spot
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Crusty Dilemma Newt
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Crusty Dilemma Newt
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Crusty Dilemma Newt
  08/14/13
165
apoplectic puppy
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
lmao
disrespectful selfie home
  08/14/13
...
Excitant lavender regret filthpig
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
massive corner police squad
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Narrow-minded Brass Address Generalized Bond
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
mustard tantric church
  08/14/13
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Fighting free-loading idiot
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
Pics?
demanding library
  08/14/13
link?
silver incel
  08/17/13
...
racy water buffalo crackhouse
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Thriller Shrine Background Story
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
plum point
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
metal wagecucks national
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Heady trust fund cruise ship
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Heady trust fund cruise ship
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Heady trust fund cruise ship
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Dashing gaped state crotch
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
galvanic beta becky
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Heady trust fund cruise ship
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
pink institution wrinkle
  08/14/13
Underrated
apoplectic puppy
  08/15/13
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Black razzle casino scourge upon the earth
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
galvanic beta becky
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
pink institution wrinkle
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Ocher zombie-like parlor therapy
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
red nursing home candlestick maker
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
bipolar gas station
  08/14/13
lol
razzle-dazzle internal respiration legal warrant
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
bipolar gas station
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
razzle-dazzle internal respiration legal warrant
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
bipolar gas station
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
galvanic beta becky
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
vigorous sexy set love of her life
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
cerebral offensive public bath prole
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Splenetic ungodly coffee pot nowag
  08/14/13
180
Talented round eye stage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
razzle-dazzle internal respiration legal warrant
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Rambunctious Vivacious Pit Clown
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
razzle-dazzle internal respiration legal warrant
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impertinent dark voyeur
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Poppy bateful mad-dog skullcap hunting ground
  08/14/13
180
Heady trust fund cruise ship
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pink institution wrinkle
  08/15/13
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metal wagecucks national
  08/17/13
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Disturbing main people
  09/11/13
Lmao
Pearly Resort Quadroon
  06/07/17
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Cyan geriatric market
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Trip Pozpig
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
impertinent dark voyeur
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
milky business firm
  08/14/13
lol
Heady trust fund cruise ship
  08/14/13
...
Adventurous Space Sex Offender
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Slap-happy exhilarant foreskin
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Jet garrison
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Rose location
  08/17/13
poignant
french university
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
sepia vibrant box office dragon
  08/17/13
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impertinent dark voyeur
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Disturbing main people
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
avocado comical brunch
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Ocher zombie-like parlor therapy
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
misunderstood goal in life
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
soul-stirring stock car death wish
  12/28/13
...
puce self-absorbed community account boistinker
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Passionate principal's office potus
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
violet floppy windowlicker electric furnace
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
swashbuckling chartreuse den factory reset button
  03/10/14
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shaky fiercely-loyal feces
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
fragrant hot church building hairy legs
  05/12/15
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supple effete trump supporter range
  01/19/16
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Rambunctious Vivacious Pit Clown
  10/25/17
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silver incel
  11/29/15
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silver incel
  12/23/15
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shaky fiercely-loyal feces
  01/05/16
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silver incel
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Costumed Pocket Flask Kitchen
  06/07/17
...
supple effete trump supporter range
  09/22/17
...
mustard tantric church
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Twinkling associate
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
vengeful provocative menage dingle berry
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Twinkling associate
  07/18/18
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titillating school
  04/30/19
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silver incel
  06/21/20
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silver incel
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bat-shit-crazy stead twinkling uncleanness
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titillating school
  12/16/21
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titillating school
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: mustard tantric church



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: racy water buffalo crackhouse

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Charcoal piazza

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: misunderstood goal in life

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: shaky fiercely-loyal feces

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: godawful ruddy roommate

so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Newt



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Bronze macaca abode



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Rusted knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Cyan geriatric market



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: flesh jew



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Rusted knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bonkers native preventive strike

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: brilliant beady-eyed multi-billionaire gay wizard

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: racy water buffalo crackhouse

lmao

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: silver incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bonkers native preventive strike

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Rebellious sanctuary

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: deranged glittery theatre ape

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: racy water buffalo crackhouse

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Ruby sick trailer park

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: bisexual ticket booth

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Rambunctious Vivacious Pit Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Black razzle casino scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: titillating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Bronze macaca abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Cyan geriatric market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: nudist wild double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: nudist wild double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: brilliant beady-eyed multi-billionaire gay wizard

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: nudist wild double fault

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: multi-colored parlour

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Aquamarine Stag Film International Law Enforcement Agency

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: brilliant beady-eyed multi-billionaire gay wizard

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Arrogant meetinghouse friendly grandma

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: racy water buffalo crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Bossy property deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Umber razzmatazz rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Rambunctious Vivacious Pit Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: mustard tantric church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: shaky fiercely-loyal feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: infuriating lascivious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Arrogant meetinghouse friendly grandma

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Chocolate patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: nudist wild double fault

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: fragrant hot church building hairy legs

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: sticky haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: nudist wild double fault

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: gay wonderful orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: avocado comical brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: avocado comical brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: titillating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: cerebral offensive public bath prole

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: deranged glittery theatre ape

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: deranged glittery theatre ape

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Newt

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: insecure site ratface

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Burgundy theater

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: cerebral offensive public bath prole

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Excitant lavender regret filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Drab Skinny Woman Travel Guidebook

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: electric hospital

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: nudist wild double fault

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Bossy property deer antler

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Newt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: stimulating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: nudist wild double fault

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Fighting free-loading idiot

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Fighting free-loading idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Newt

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Newt

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Dun forum mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Bossy property deer antler

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Arousing Black Woman Striped Hyena

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Slate Spot

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Newt

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Newt

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Crusty Dilemma Newt

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: apoplectic puppy

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: disrespectful selfie home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Excitant lavender regret filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: massive corner police squad

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Brass Address Generalized Bond

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: mustard tantric church

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Fighting free-loading idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: demanding library

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: silver incel

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: racy water buffalo crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Thriller Shrine Background Story

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: plum point

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: metal wagecucks national

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Heady trust fund cruise ship

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Heady trust fund cruise ship

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Heady trust fund cruise ship

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Dashing gaped state crotch

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: galvanic beta becky

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Heady trust fund cruise ship

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: pink institution wrinkle

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: apoplectic puppy

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Black razzle casino scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: galvanic beta becky

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: pink institution wrinkle

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Ocher zombie-like parlor therapy

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: red nursing home candlestick maker

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: bipolar gas station

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: bipolar gas station

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration legal warrant

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: bipolar gas station

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: galvanic beta becky

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: vigorous sexy set love of her life

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: cerebral offensive public bath prole

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Splenetic ungodly coffee pot nowag

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Talented round eye stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle internal respiration legal warrant

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Firm#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Rambunctious Vivacious Pit Clown

pizza doesn't cut itself

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: impertinent dark voyeur



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Heady trust fund cruise ship

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: pink institution wrinkle



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Disturbing main people



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Pearly Resort Quadroon

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Trip Pozpig

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: impertinent dark voyeur

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: milky business firm

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Heady trust fund cruise ship

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Adventurous Space Sex Offender



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Slap-happy exhilarant foreskin

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: pearl anal center jap

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Jet garrison

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Rose location

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: french university

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: sepia vibrant box office dragon

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: impertinent dark voyeur



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Disturbing main people

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: avocado comical brunch

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Ocher zombie-like parlor therapy

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: misunderstood goal in life

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring stock car death wish

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: puce self-absorbed community account boistinker



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Passionate principal's office potus

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: violet floppy windowlicker electric furnace

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling chartreuse den factory reset button

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: shaky fiercely-loyal feces



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: fragrant hot church building hairy legs

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: supple effete trump supporter range



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Rambunctious Vivacious Pit Clown



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: silver incel



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: silver incel



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: shaky fiercely-loyal feces



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: silver incel



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Costumed Pocket Flask Kitchen

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: supple effete trump supporter range



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Twinkling associate

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: vengeful provocative menage dingle berry

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Twinkling associate

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: silver incel



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: silver incel



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
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