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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month
| Emerald boltzmann | 09/10/24 |
| Zombie-like shaky jew home | 09/10/24 |
| Emerald boltzmann | 09/10/24 |
| Zombie-like shaky jew home | 09/10/24 |
| Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner | 09/10/24 |
| Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner | 09/10/24 |
| Appetizing parlour | 09/10/24 |
| Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner | 09/10/24 |
| Emerald boltzmann | 09/10/24 |
| Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner | 09/10/24 |
| Emerald boltzmann | 09/10/24 |
| Zombie-like shaky jew home | 09/10/24 |
| Light electric juggernaut | 09/10/24 |
| mentally impaired yellow blood rage station | 09/10/24 |
| Zombie-like shaky jew home | 09/10/24 |
| Lemon Chest-beating Ratface Depressive | 09/10/24 |
| zippy pit toaster | 09/10/24 |
| Emerald boltzmann | 09/10/24 |
| bearded soul-stirring travel guidebook son of senegal | 10/22/24 |
| Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner | 09/10/24 |
| odious smoky brunch | 11/26/24 |
| '"'''"'''"""" | 03/12/26 |
| bonkers locus | 10/07/24 |
| bonkers locus | 10/22/24 |
| ruby wild hall background story | 10/23/24 |
| Emerald boltzmann | 10/23/24 |
| Fragrant at-the-ready heaven preventive strike | 11/26/24 |
| clear fear-inspiring goyim | 10/23/24 |
| Amerika's Gutter Trash | 03/12/26 |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM Author: Emerald boltzmann You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068690) |
Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Zombie-like shaky jew home 1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life. Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM Author: Emerald boltzmann No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068705) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Zombie-like shaky jew home in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068729) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068712) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM Author: Appetizing parlour Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068738) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM Author: Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner BANGARANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068700) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM Author: Emerald boltzmann You must say this to many people daily to get the million. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068710) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM Author: Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month
U mad? |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM Author: Emerald boltzmann Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068720) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Zombie-like shaky jew home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068722) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Light electric juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48069177) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM Author: mentally impaired yellow blood rage station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068723) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Zombie-like shaky jew home I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM Author: Lemon Chest-beating Ratface Depressive Brain worm, tumor, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48071493) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM Author: zippy pit toaster Who do I write the check out to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068731) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Emerald boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48068751) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM Author: bearded soul-stirring travel guidebook son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48228378) |
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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM Author: Histrionic School Cafeteria Partner lollercausting HARD ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48071488) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM Author: odious smoky brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48382217) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: '"'''"'''"""" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#49736582) |
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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: bonkers locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48171633) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM Author: bonkers locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48228319) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM Author: ruby wild hall background story Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.
She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.
When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise. |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM Author: Emerald boltzmann OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48230993) |
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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM Author: Fragrant at-the-ready heaven preventive strike The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48382253) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM Author: clear fear-inspiring goyim 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#48232575) |
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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM Author: Amerika's Gutter Trash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Firm#49736580) |