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Accidentally called USA coach a "wifeguy" during World Cup watch party
| just look at dario amodei's fucking face | 06/13/26 |
| just look at dario amodei's fucking face | 06/13/26 |
| need tokens | 06/13/26 |
| icanseemyneurons | 06/13/26 |
| Nippon Professional Baseball | 06/13/26 |
| Cool friend | 06/13/26 |
| crime lord | 06/13/26 |
| just look at dario amodei's fucking face | 06/13/26 |
| crime lord | 06/13/26 |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: just look at dario amodei's fucking face It was just an absentminded offhand comment because the guy is kinda chubby and slovenly and poorly dressed and beta looking. Shitty haircut too. I was hoping no one would notice but one of the wives asked "what's that supposed to mean?" and I kind of semi panicked and said "well he looks like the kind of guy who would be good at getting a wife"
By that point everyone in the room was listening and one of the husbands (around 5'8") started walking toward me and said in a loud-ish voice "you got a problem with wifeguys or something?" I said no of course not I think it's cool to be married and have a wife and stuff because you can have sex whenever you want and that seems pretty nice. Then another woman burst out laughing and all of the guys in the room started looking really pissed and I excused myself to go use the bathroom and just left
Walking around on my phone now poasting and stuff might try to find a bar or something to finish watching the game |
Date: June 13th, 2026 6:27 PM Author: just look at dario amodei's fucking face One of the wives just texted me (she has my number because I helped her jailbreak her son's android phone) and apologized for her husband's behavior and said I'm welcome to come back if I want to. I think he must have been the short guy who got mad
I asked if she had asked him if that's okay and she said "no of course not why would I ask him? This is my household and I can invite whoever I want." I guess I might head back over there but I'm gonna wait another 20 minutes so those guys can "cool off." Marriage can be stressful sometimes but it's a 2 way street like they always say and you have to be understanding |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: need tokens lmaoooo I like this twist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Firm#49936462) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 6:28 PM Author: icanseemyneurons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Firm#49936312) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball Might be better to go back over when he’s at work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Firm#49936401) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:08 PM Author: Cool friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Firm#49936411) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: crime lord your mistake was panicking. you should've just responded, "you know, a dull, timid dweeb who struggles to get female attention so when he finally does manage to get married his identity is subsumed by his role as a husband" or something like that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Firm#49936416) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:25 PM Author: just look at dario amodei's fucking face That seems kinda mean and messed up man. Nothing wrong with being a wifeguy or even a girldad and keeping the women in your life happy or at least trying to 24/7 even if you completely fail at this one task that you've chosen to devote your entire life to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Firm#49936459) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: crime lord i don't think i implied there's anything wrong with it. if a dude is 5'8", it's pretty impressive a woman would be willing even to let him try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873889&forum_id=2Firm#49936475) |