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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Greedy Spectacular Trump Supporter Point
  11/29/25
Women are 180
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impressive tattoo jewess
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Provocative glassy hospital cuck
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motley self-absorbed chad
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Provocative glassy hospital cuck
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Chrome market
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Greedy Spectacular Trump Supporter Point
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impressive tattoo jewess
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Bright Vivacious Theater Jap
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Greedy Spectacular Trump Supporter Point
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Bright Vivacious Theater Jap
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Curious Jew
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Bronze razzle-dazzle gunner
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Aromatic outnumbered feces fanboi
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Greedy Spectacular Trump Supporter Point
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Sooty roommate
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
bisexual plum knife
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Sooty roommate
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Bright Vivacious Theater Jap
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
big-titted nowag faggotry
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Chrome market
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Beady-eyed crotch
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Chrome market
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
purple hissy fit goyim
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
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Approved
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Is this XO approved?
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Greedy Spectacular Trump Supporter Point

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Provocative glassy hospital cuck

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: impressive tattoo jewess



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Provocative glassy hospital cuck



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: motley self-absorbed chad



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Provocative glassy hospital cuck



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Chrome market

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Greedy Spectacular Trump Supporter Point

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: impressive tattoo jewess



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Theater Jap

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Greedy Spectacular Trump Supporter Point

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Firm#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Bright Vivacious Theater Jap

jesus talk about a crime against women

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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Curious Jew

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Bronze razzle-dazzle gunner

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Firm#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Aromatic outnumbered feces fanboi

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Firm#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Greedy Spectacular Trump Supporter Point

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Firm#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Sooty roommate

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bisexual plum knife

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Sooty roommate

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Bright Vivacious Theater Jap



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: big-titted nowag faggotry

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Firm#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Chrome market

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed crotch

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Firm#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Chrome market

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: purple hissy fit goyim

lol, not flame

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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Firm#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2Firm#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

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