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Why cant NATO make a helicopter with an ejection seat? Low IQ engineers?

Russian engineers are humiliating shitlibs with STEM degrees...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/01/23
1. Auto-rotate is the safest landing for a damaged ship 2. ...
obsidian volcanic crater
  09/02/23
Just do autorotate with no tail rotor.
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/02/23
Yeah man, Russian tech sure is proving superior to 30 year o...
Maroon meetinghouse sweet tailpipe
  09/01/23
The US Army cannot offer its helicopter pilots anywhere near...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/01/23
"Russians are taking better care of their troops."...
irradiated geriatric stag film philosopher-king
  09/01/23
Every US Army combat helicopter prays every day that someone...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/01/23
"Russians are taking better care of their troops."...
irradiated geriatric stag film philosopher-king
  09/01/23
Cope.
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/01/23
"Russians are taking better care of their troops."...
irradiated geriatric stag film philosopher-king
  09/01/23
Imagine some shitlib trying to design a helicopter. It would...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/01/23
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Maroon meetinghouse sweet tailpipe
  09/01/23
this war seems to have revealed everyones assumed strengths ...
irate parlor
  09/01/23
cr, and this is basic engineering the US has been experiment...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/01/23
Pulots do extensive "just jump" training rendering...
supple painfully honest trailer park
  09/01/23
Russians still havemt mastered the jump timing. Not surprisi...
Cream Sticky Field
  09/01/23
It's incredible. I've been documenting this for nearly three...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/01/23
Joe Biden's US Army just put in a big order for these folks:...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/01/23
you would think the problem would be hitting the rotor blade...
spruce bonkers forum
  09/02/23
The rotors on the Russian driver helicopter just pop off and...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/02/23
oh, man. don’t mention this to the boeing guys. the ri...
spruce bonkers forum
  09/02/23
Who is this retarded new poster “Tex Avery”? Is...
obsidian volcanic crater
  09/02/23
It’s the schizophrenic guy who makes a dozen posts a d...
soul-stirring adulterous orchestra pit
  09/02/23
After a couple minutes of Internet research, the U.S. lost a...
hateful multi-colored garrison dragon
  09/02/23
The US has not used Apaches against an enemy with SAMs since...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/02/23
And how many were lost in 1991?
obsidian volcanic crater
  09/02/23
They had to do five mile standoff range. We stopped sending ...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/02/23
That’s a feature not a bug.
soul-stirring adulterous orchestra pit
  09/02/23
“US helicopters aren’t as strong as ours because...
obsidian volcanic crater
  09/02/23
By all means believe ejection seats and tail rotors don't ma...
ebony crackhouse indirect expression
  09/02/23
A political battle over legislation that safety advocates sa...
Jared Baumeister
  02/24/26


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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:32 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

Russian engineers are humiliating shitlibs with STEM degrees from Stanford and MIT. Shame on libs for being outsmarted by Russian engineers. Not just Americans but the Brits, the Germans, the Australians, all got beat by Russia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745281)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 1:59 AM
Author: obsidian volcanic crater

1. Auto-rotate is the safest landing for a damaged ship

2. Helicopters that are capable of doing so (i.e., US attack ships) fly at so low above ground that a parachute won’t help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46746020)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 2:36 AM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

Just do autorotate with no tail rotor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46746037)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:36 PM
Author: Maroon meetinghouse sweet tailpipe

Yeah man, Russian tech sure is proving superior to 30 year old NATO tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745297)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

The US Army cannot offer its helicopter pilots anywhere near that level of protection. Russians are taking better care of their troops. They designed an entire helicopter platform from the ground up with primary intent of making it safer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745320)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:48 PM
Author: irradiated geriatric stag film philosopher-king

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745333)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:50 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

Every US Army combat helicopter prays every day that someone will invent something that replaces the helicopter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745336)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:54 PM
Author: irradiated geriatric stag film philosopher-king

"Russians are taking better care of their troops."

"Russians are taking better care of their troops."

"Russians are taking better care of their troops."

"Russians are taking better care of their troops."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745344)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

Cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745348)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:57 PM
Author: irradiated geriatric stag film philosopher-king

"Russians are taking better care of their troops."

"Russians are taking better care of their troops."

"Russians are taking better care of their troops."

"Russians are taking better care of their troops."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745353)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 11:18 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

Imagine some shitlib trying to design a helicopter. It would probably look like the V-280 tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745727)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:54 PM
Author: Maroon meetinghouse sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745341)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:55 PM
Author: irate parlor

this war seems to have revealed everyones assumed strengths are mostly imaginary. in the case of the west, that despite outspending russia 15-1 on this crap, their star wars pew pew tech actually isn't really any better at killing people.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745346)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 8:59 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

cr, and this is basic engineering the US has been experimenting with since the 1940s. Contra rotating blades eliminate the need for a tail rotor, which by itself makes these helicopters MUCH safer for the pilots. We can't even do that. We gave up decades ago. The Valor V-280 eliminates the tail rotor but look at the engine placement. Does that look safe at ALL? And it still doesn't have ejection seats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745355)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 9:02 PM
Author: supple painfully honest trailer park

Pulots do extensive "just jump" training rendering traditional ejection seats obsolete.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745360)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Cream Sticky Field

Russians still havemt mastered the jump timing. Not surprising they also suck at basketball. Each culture has its strengths amd weaknesses but ill take old fashioned nigger fast twitch over russian emgineering any day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745793)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

It's incredible. I've been documenting this for nearly three (3) months now and Ukrainecucks still don't believe it's true. They are still in denial. In US helicopters, you pretty much have to expect a missile will kill everyone on board. These Russian choppers let the pilots survive to fly again with that much more experience. Imagine taking a missile in the ass in a helicopter and surviving and getting back in another helicopter. Imagine having pilots like that in your Army. The US never will.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353369&mc=95&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745362)



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Date: September 1st, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

Joe Biden's US Army just put in a big order for these folks:

https://media.wired.com/photos/5a38531177a03325bdaea488/master/w_2240,c_limit/Bell-Helicopter-2.jpg

No, it doesn't have ejection seats. No plans to add 'em. Seems like maybe there's enough room between the rotors but whatevs. Biden knows best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745732)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 12:34 AM
Author: spruce bonkers forum

you would think the problem would be hitting the rotor blades on the way out. as it turns out, the rotor position can be easily referenced with the tech already in place so it’s just a matter of timing the ejection to occur at a moment where there is clearance directly overhead. the tests went well but when they tried it in the field the timing always seemed to be messed up. (it was a pretty big mess.) after a few dozen of these accidents somebody finally figured out that the g-forces necessary to accelerate through the rotor clearance window are much more destructive to the human body than the rotors themselves. i’ll tell you, the team at boeing sure had egg on their face that day! most of them were good enough sports to laugh at themselves because, hey, who could’ve seen that coming?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745865)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 12:39 AM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

The rotors on the Russian driver helicopter just pop off and fall to the earf. The pilot and copilot ejection seats fire a few milliseconds apart from each other so they don't crash into each other in the air. It would be just like American engineers to try to syncronize it with the rotors though, using AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745883)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 12:46 AM
Author: spruce bonkers forum

oh, man. don’t mention this to the boeing guys. the ribbing in the cafeteria was finally dying down but if anybody realizes they never thought about this then it will start over worse than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745901)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: obsidian volcanic crater

Who is this retarded new poster “Tex Avery”? Is it NSAM, or Consuela?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745907)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 2:42 AM
Author: soul-stirring adulterous orchestra pit

It’s the schizophrenic guy who makes a dozen posts a day about the Ukrainian war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46746045)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 1:32 AM
Author: hateful multi-colored garrison dragon

After a couple minutes of Internet research, the U.S. lost around 30 troops in Afghanistan in 2011 when a U.S. military helicopter was hit be a RPG. And I believe that is the only time that the U.S. has lost a military copter in combat (as opposed to accidents) since at least Vietnam. Maybe the reason that Russia has invested in this technology is because Russian copters are TTT pieces of shit that get shot down all the time. Did you ever think about that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745976)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 1:35 AM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

The US has not used Apaches against an enemy with SAMs since 1991.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46745985)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 1:57 AM
Author: obsidian volcanic crater

And how many were lost in 1991?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46746016)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 2:36 AM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

They had to do five mile standoff range. We stopped sending Apaches behind the line 20 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46746039)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 2:42 AM
Author: soul-stirring adulterous orchestra pit

That’s a feature not a bug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46746044)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 2:51 AM
Author: obsidian volcanic crater

“US helicopters aren’t as strong as ours because they only destroy our forces from 2 miles away, whereas our strong helicopters attack only within sight distance.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46746047)



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Date: September 2nd, 2023 3:06 AM
Author: ebony crackhouse indirect expression

By all means believe ejection seats and tail rotors don't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#46746053)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Jared Baumeister

A political battle over legislation that safety advocates say would have prevented a deadly crash between a civilian passenger jet and an Army helicopter last year appears to have stalled in Congress.

A Senate bill that would’ve mandated military aircraft be equipped with specific signaling technology failed to pass the House Tuesday afternoon. The vote came a day after the Pentagon signaled its opposition to the legislation over “budgetary burdens” and alleged national security risks.

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/dc-army-crash-rotor-act/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398239&forum_id=2Firm#49692503)