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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

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swashbuckling hot church building jewess
  07/17/22
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canary learning disabled quadroon point
  07/17/22
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Cheese-eating feces travel guidebook
  07/17/22
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nubile rehab prole
  07/18/22
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swashbuckling hot church building jewess
  09/29/22
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swashbuckling hot church building jewess
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Aquamarine irradiated market nibblets
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Aquamarine irradiated market nibblets
  01/07/23
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nubile rehab prole
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Shimmering Rigpig Spot
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Shimmering Rigpig Spot
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
flesh hell
  03/18/23
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swashbuckling hot church building jewess
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Shimmering Rigpig Spot
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Pearl harsh scourge upon the earth
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Wild tan corn cake jew
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
insecure macaca
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
insecure macaca
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
insecure macaca
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
pale turdskin
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
insecure macaca
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
insecure macaca
  08/23/24
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insecure macaca
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
insecure macaca
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
insecure macaca
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
insecure macaca
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
know-it-all slimy persian background story
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Flushed titillating senate
  09/28/24
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swashbuckling hot church building jewess
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
insecure macaca
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
insecure macaca
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
Goy de Maupassant
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot church building jewess

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: canary learning disabled quadroon point



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating feces travel guidebook



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: nubile rehab prole



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling hot church building jewess



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot church building jewess



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated market nibblets

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine irradiated market nibblets

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: nubile rehab prole



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Shimmering Rigpig Spot

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Shimmering Rigpig Spot

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: flesh hell

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: swashbuckling hot church building jewess



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Shimmering Rigpig Spot

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Pearl harsh scourge upon the earth

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Wild tan corn cake jew

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: insecure macaca

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: insecure macaca

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: insecure macaca

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: pale turdskin

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: insecure macaca

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: insecure macaca

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: insecure macaca



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: insecure macaca

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: insecure macaca

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: insecure macaca

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: know-it-all slimy persian background story

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Flushed titillating senate

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling hot church building jewess



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: insecure macaca

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: insecure macaca

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Goy de Maupassant

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Firm#49932244)