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effete university
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
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Stirring Base
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fragrant confused deer antler
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
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fucking lol
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Racy Crackhouse
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
crystalline vibrant heaven dopamine
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lmfao
Aromatic Magical Abode Foreskin
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LOL
abnormal theater pozpig
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lol
provocative partner locus
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brilliant parlour associate
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vigorous native
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Burgundy area
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Moar!
Ebony Lay Selfie
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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Charismatic rehab roommate
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Galvanic principal's office
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Cocky Library
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effete university
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It practically writes itself!
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effete university
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effete university
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
effete university
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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Indigo Soul-stirring Headpube
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
fragrant confused deer antler
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
fragrant confused deer antler
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Shit
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effete university
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still going strong
Vivacious Trump Supporter
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(Chip Kelly)
Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Charismatic rehab roommate
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beady-eyed chapel
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Cocky Library
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beady-eyed chapel
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*bark aves
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
effete university
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Cocky Library
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razzle round eye
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Exhilarant Love Of Her Life Wagecucks
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
sienna passionate people who are hurt
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Charismatic rehab roommate
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Vivacious Trump Supporter
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effete university
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
boyish immigrant black woman
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
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Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Ebony Lay Selfie
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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effete university
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Vivacious Trump Supporter
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike
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(Rick Reilly)
Maniacal fortuitous meteor
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That hurt bro.
Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike
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great thread
Bipolar comical stage
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Burgundy area
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
crystalline vibrant heaven dopamine
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Charcoal sick cuckoldry
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bateful pearl striped hyena ticket booth
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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Charcoal sick cuckoldry
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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maize cheese-eating indian lodge
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Vivacious Trump Supporter
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effete university
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Charcoal sick cuckoldry
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Crimson Den
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effete university
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bump for Buddy
Charcoal sick cuckoldry
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Nofapping contagious shrine ladyboy
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
Bearded Scarlet Death Wish
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
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Plum kitchen mediation
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diverse cruel-hearted office internal respiration
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*makes Buddy partner*
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beady-eyed chapel
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ruh roh
Silver sinister corner
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who's a good associate?
sienna passionate people who are hurt
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Spectacular fluffy stag film
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Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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beady-eyed chapel
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Charismatic rehab roommate
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Aquamarine bat-shit-crazy forum
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holy fucking shit
Wonderful Gay Wizard
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Smoky Step-uncle's House Stock Car
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Startling boltzmann
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arousing pea-brained meetinghouse old irish cottage
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Charismatic rehab roommate
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effete university
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go Get Em!
Vivacious Trump Supporter
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effete university
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180
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180^180
Exhilarant Love Of Her Life Wagecucks
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Silver sinister corner
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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Vivacious Trump Supporter
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effete university
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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high-end location
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Obsidian kitty cat casino
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underrated
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Silver sinister corner
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Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
unholy box office
  06/03/15
Ouch
Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
glittery son of senegal
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effete university
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Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug
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harsh anal lodge ceo
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Aphrodisiac Maroon Pervert
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Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug
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high-end location
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Aggressive turquoise locale mad cow disease
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
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  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
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Happy Friday, brothers.
marvelous state
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Irradiated Salmon Lettuce
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
exciting coiffed cumskin address
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
marvelous state
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Ebony Lay Selfie
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Puce deranged community account roast beef
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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effete university
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effete university
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Nighttime range dingle berry
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needed more golden retrievers
Puce deranged community account roast beef
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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infuriating pisswyrm
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Smoky Step-uncle's House Stock Car
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marvelous state
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CR.
effete university
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Puce deranged community account roast beef
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i really like it here
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effete university
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effete university
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
effete university
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Smoky Step-uncle's House Stock Car
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Puce deranged community account roast beef
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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effete university
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Smoky Step-uncle's House Stock Car
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mentally impaired electric furnace
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Smoky Step-uncle's House Stock Car
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Smoky Step-uncle's House Stock Car
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abnormal theater pozpig
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Peach Cruise Ship
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
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effete university
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Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talen...
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Date: July 10th, 2017 10:26 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: marvelous state

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant heaven dopamine

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 2:13 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Cocky Library

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Ebony Lay Selfie

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: effete university

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Impressive hairy legs

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: fragrant confused deer antler

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: fragrant confused deer antler

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: fragrant confused deer antler

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: boyish immigrant black woman

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Pale supple station mother



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Vivacious Trump Supporter



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: effete university



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Trump Supporter

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Impressive hairy legs

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Impressive hairy legs

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Cowardly Voyeur Bawdyhouse



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed chapel



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Cocky Library

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: judgmental pearly candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: bright outnumbered hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Talking Cuck School Cafeteria

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: effete university

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Cocky Library

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: razzle round eye



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: seedy cerise house filthpig

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: marvelous state

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Cocky Library



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Racy Crackhouse



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating hideous temple



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: razzle round eye



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Pale supple station mother



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: crystalline vibrant heaven dopamine

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: bright outnumbered hall



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: gold goyim organic girlfriend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: misanthropic federal resort



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Burgundy area

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant Love Of Her Life Wagecucks

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: sienna passionate people who are hurt

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: cyan deep crotch dog poop

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553360)



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Author: effete university

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: marvelous state

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
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"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: boyish immigrant black woman

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: emerald bisexual church building

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Ebony Lay Selfie

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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: marvelous state

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike

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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Maniacal fortuitous meteor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Bipolar comical stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Burgundy area

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: crystalline vibrant heaven dopamine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: splenetic alcoholic stain

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Charcoal sick cuckoldry

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: bateful pearl striped hyena ticket booth



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Charcoal sick cuckoldry

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Charcoal sick cuckoldry



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle new version reading party

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Vivacious Trump Supporter

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: effete university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Charcoal sick cuckoldry

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Crimson Den

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: effete university



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Charcoal sick cuckoldry

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Nofapping contagious shrine ladyboy

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Bearded Scarlet Death Wish

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Bearded Scarlet Death Wish

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Indigo Soul-stirring Headpube

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Plum kitchen mediation



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: diverse cruel-hearted office internal respiration



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle new version reading party

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring jet preventive strike



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Pungent electric theatre



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed chapel



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Silver sinister corner

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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: exciting coiffed cumskin address



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: sienna passionate people who are hurt

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Spectacular fluffy stag film

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed chapel



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: haunting becky gas station

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed frum home antidepressant drug

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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: high-end location

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Cracking corn cake



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
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Author: Silver sinister corner



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Wonderful Gay Wizard

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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Trump Supporter

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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: exciting coiffed cumskin address

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
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Buddy: *barks happily*

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Silver sinister corner

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: unholy box office

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Irradiated Salmon Lettuce

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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: unhinged business firm dragon

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Author: exciting coiffed cumskin address

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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: marvelous state

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: exciting coiffed cumskin address

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Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: marvelous state

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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Ebony Lay Selfie

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