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supple box office legal warrant
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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wwop. rate this scholar: http://australiangoldenretriever...
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Odious Den Newt
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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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Big Hyperventilating Lodge
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multi-colored messiness
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cracking clown shrine
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insanely creepy hell
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Walnut aphrodisiac field nibblets
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rusted stain
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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*pencil pushing nerd from compliance fumes*
drunken point organic girlfriend
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magical idiot
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Nebbish balding OCD senior associate picks up his pencil onl...
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"We forgot to file this motion! We'll never make it to ...
twisted puppy space
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180 turdskin
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Big Hyperventilating Lodge
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vigorous tantric rigpig
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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nubile hall son of senegal
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Vibrant garrison
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fucking lol
Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Coiffed Scarlet Range
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jet property
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histrionic maize dingle berry
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Sick hilarious background story native
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Beady-eyed filthy tattoo
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multi-colored messiness
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lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth
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vivacious geriatric gay wizard regret
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Odious Den Newt
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
histrionic maize dingle berry
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1800000
twisted puppy space
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legit
nubile hall son of senegal
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razzle church affirmative action
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Height of assosciate?
Sexy contagious jewess
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
histrionic maize dingle berry
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lmfao
provocative brass volcanic crater stage
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LOL
Hairraiser sepia blood rage
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lol
poppy juggernaut
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rose buck-toothed plaza mental disorder
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Aromatic Ultramarine Kitty
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Alcoholic Aggressive Heaven
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Pale institution
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lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth
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Swashbuckling friendly grandma
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Copper Azn
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Walnut aphrodisiac field nibblets
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Azure sinister elastic band international law enforcement agency
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federal giraffe parlour
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adulterous locale
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
infuriating house
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Moar!
Pungent umber mad-dog skullcap
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
Fantasy-prone harsh trailer park wrinkle
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free-loading useless locus macaca
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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arrogant excitant ceo mood
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Lol 1800
Alcoholic Aggressive Heaven
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Pale institution
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rose buck-toothed plaza mental disorder
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Walnut aphrodisiac field nibblets
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Passionate tanning salon
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free-loading useless locus macaca
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Cerebral corner
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free-loading useless locus macaca
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Azure sinister elastic band international law enforcement agency
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
  03/11/15
he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
peach hot sandwich
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Aqua Indirect Expression
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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It practically writes itself!
Pungent umber mad-dog skullcap
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
drunken point organic girlfriend
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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Learning disabled faggotry goyim
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
nubile hall son of senegal
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
nubile hall son of senegal
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
nubile hall son of senegal
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Shit
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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Aqua Indirect Expression
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wild stage
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
bistre submissive community account market
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Beady-eyed filthy tattoo
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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free-loading useless locus macaca
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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still going strong
free-loading useless locus macaca
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(Chip Kelly)
multi-colored messiness
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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Aqua Indirect Expression
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
drunken point organic girlfriend
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
multi-colored messiness
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
drunken point organic girlfriend
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multi-colored messiness
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razzmatazz sanctuary
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Learning disabled faggotry goyim
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Cerebral corner
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Sick hilarious background story native
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
peach hot sandwich
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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Sienna people who are hurt pervert
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Vibrant garrison
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Sick hilarious background story native
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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*bark aves
crawly stag film
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Awkward tank
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
peach hot sandwich
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cracking clown shrine
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
multi-colored messiness
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Primrose Nighttime Center Toilet Seat
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home
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peach hot sandwich
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Odious Den Newt
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insanely creepy hell
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cracking clown shrine
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Beady-eyed filthy tattoo
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Aqua Indirect Expression
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Vengeful orange famous landscape painting
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Vibrant garrison
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irate mexican
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
multi-colored messiness
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
infuriating house
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Diverse Splenetic Menage
  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Heady Smoky State Double Fault
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Charismatic lilac school cafeteria
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Floppy Crackhouse
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lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth
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lmao
fuchsia boyish fanboi
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bossy naked cuckold
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Swashbuckling friendly grandma
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nubile hall son of senegal
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Exciting disgusting hissy fit
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Copper Azn
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Copper Azn
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Copper Azn
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soul-stirring candlestick maker
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Cerebral corner
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free-loading useless locus macaca
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!!!
Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Violet Indian Lodge
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free-loading useless locus macaca
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home
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purple irradiated laser beams
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titillating burgundy public bath circlehead
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navy partner legend
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Fragrant Ruby Water Buffalo
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
marvelous seedy hunting ground library
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Frozen electric skinny woman
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
bistre submissive community account market
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
thirsty mewling french chef
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Pungent umber mad-dog skullcap
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
mind-boggling ocher senate
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Gaped gunner resort
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multi-colored messiness
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180
Black theater persian
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vigorous tantric rigpig
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nubile hall son of senegal
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free-loading useless locus macaca
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
multi-colored messiness
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(Rick Reilly)
Dead pearly station
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That hurt bro.
multi-colored messiness
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great thread
Exhilarant Yapping Psychic
  03/12/15
Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
infuriating house
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
histrionic maize dingle berry
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
lascivious whorehouse philosopher-king
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Glittery boistinker theatre
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purple irradiated laser beams
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Glittery boistinker theatre
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Glittery boistinker theatre
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
light appetizing set
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Apoplectic knife
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
free-loading useless locus macaca
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Glittery boistinker theatre
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
turquoise sneaky criminal
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
  03/14/15
bump for Buddy
Glittery boistinker theatre
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Big Hyperventilating Lodge
  03/14/15
This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
talented duck-like party of the first part lay
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
talented duck-like party of the first part lay
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Aqua Indirect Expression
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Learning disabled faggotry goyim
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Fantasy-prone harsh trailer park wrinkle
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wonderful kitchen voyeur
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*makes Buddy partner*
light appetizing set
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multi-colored messiness
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Obsidian judgmental chapel half-breed
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Sick hilarious background story native
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ruh roh
lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth
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Gaped gunner resort
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who's a good associate?
Heady Smoky State Double Fault
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
thriller step-uncle's house sex offender
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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Sick hilarious background story native
  04/03/15
imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
aquamarine quadroon
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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1800000000000000000
Aqua Indirect Expression
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
Floppy Crackhouse
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stubborn area
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avocado deer antler
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histrionic maize dingle berry
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Gaped gunner resort
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lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth
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shaky telephone
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Cerebral corner
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Dun Trip Orchestra Pit
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holy fucking shit
fuchsia boyish fanboi
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nubile hall son of senegal
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startled spot
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Copper Azn
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abusive address
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navy partner legend
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Cerebral corner
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
  02/21/22
go Get Em!
free-loading useless locus macaca
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Emerald Striped Hyena Cruise Ship
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180
Gaped gunner resort
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180^180
Diverse Splenetic Menage
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lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth
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nubile hall son of senegal
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Adventurous confused location
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Gaped gunner resort
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Gaped gunner resort
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fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home
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razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
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free-loading useless locus macaca
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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free-loading useless locus macaca
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Floppy Crackhouse
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
mind-boggling ocher senate
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underrated
concupiscible trust fund gas station
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Floppy Crackhouse
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Gaped gunner resort
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
disrespectful hominid
  06/03/15
Ouch
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Frozen electric skinny woman
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Aqua Indirect Expression
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well-lubricated comical hospital
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vigorous tantric rigpig
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Aqua Indirect Expression
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Gaped gunner resort
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Floppy Crackhouse
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sickened national
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
Spectacular overrated rehab
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Gaped gunner resort
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
  11/06/15
Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Gaped gunner resort
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Pungent umber mad-dog skullcap
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razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Talking pit
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razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
  02/21/22
uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
low-t theater stage wagecucks
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
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laughsome pistol brunch
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razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Copper Azn
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fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home
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CR.
Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Gaped gunner resort
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razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
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i really like it here
stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Copper Azn
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razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
Copper Azn
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razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
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stimulating yellow love of her life church building
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Gaped gunner resort
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Racy potus nowag
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Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
  12/10/21
Woah CR friend :-)
Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University
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Copper Azn
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violent gaping place of business
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laughsome pistol brunch
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Copper Azn
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
very tactful deranged alpha business firm
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Gaped gunner resort
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Gaped gunner resort
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Cowardly casino
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Copper Azn
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razzle-dazzle patrolman stead
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rose buck-toothed plaza mental disorder
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:33 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: histrionic maize dingle berry

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: peach hot sandwich

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Pungent umber mad-dog skullcap

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: drunken point organic girlfriend

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Learning disabled faggotry goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: nubile hall son of senegal

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: nubile hall son of senegal

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: nubile hall son of senegal

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Aqua Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: wild stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: bistre submissive community account market

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed filthy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: free-loading useless locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: free-loading useless locus macaca

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Aqua Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: drunken point organic girlfriend

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: drunken point organic girlfriend

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Learning disabled faggotry goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Cerebral corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Sick hilarious background story native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: peach hot sandwich

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Sienna people who are hurt pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Vibrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Sick hilarious background story native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: crawly stag film

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Awkward tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: peach hot sandwich

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: cracking clown shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Primrose Nighttime Center Toilet Seat

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: peach hot sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Odious Den Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: cracking clown shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed filthy tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Aqua Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Vengeful orange famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: histrionic maize dingle berry

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Vibrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: motley greedy school headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: irate mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: infuriating house

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Diverse Splenetic Menage

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Heady Smoky State Double Fault

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Charismatic lilac school cafeteria

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Floppy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: fuchsia boyish fanboi

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: bossy naked cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: nubile hall son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Exciting disgusting hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Copper Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Copper Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Copper Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Cerebral corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: free-loading useless locus macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Violet Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: free-loading useless locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: purple irradiated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: titillating burgundy public bath circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: navy partner legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Fragrant Ruby Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: marvelous seedy hunting ground library

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Frozen electric skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: bistre submissive community account market

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: thirsty mewling french chef

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Pungent umber mad-dog skullcap

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling ocher senate

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Gaped gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Black theater persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: vigorous tantric rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: nubile hall son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: free-loading useless locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Dead pearly station

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Yapping Psychic

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: infuriating house

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: histrionic maize dingle berry

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: lascivious whorehouse philosopher-king

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Glittery boistinker theatre

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: purple irradiated laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Glittery boistinker theatre

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Glittery boistinker theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: light appetizing set

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: free-loading useless locus macaca

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Glittery boistinker theatre

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: turquoise sneaky criminal

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Glittery boistinker theatre

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Big Hyperventilating Lodge

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: talented duck-like party of the first part lay

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: talented duck-like party of the first part lay

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Aqua Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Learning disabled faggotry goyim

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone harsh trailer park wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: wonderful kitchen voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: light appetizing set

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: multi-colored messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Obsidian judgmental chapel half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Sick hilarious background story native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Gaped gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Heady Smoky State Double Fault

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: thriller step-uncle's house sex offender

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Sick hilarious background story native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: aquamarine quadroon

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Aqua Indirect Expression

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Floppy Crackhouse

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: stubborn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: avocado deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: histrionic maize dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Gaped gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: shaky telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Cerebral corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Dun Trip Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: fuchsia boyish fanboi

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: nubile hall son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: startled spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Copper Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: abusive address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: navy partner legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Cerebral corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: free-loading useless locus macaca

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Emerald Striped Hyena Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Gaped gunner resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Diverse Splenetic Menage

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: nubile hall son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Adventurous confused location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Gaped gunner resort

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Gaped gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle patrolman stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: free-loading useless locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: free-loading useless locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Floppy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling ocher senate

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: concupiscible trust fund gas station

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Floppy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Gaped gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: lavender ticket booth scourge upon the earth

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: disrespectful hominid

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Frozen electric skinny woman

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Aqua Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: well-lubricated comical hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: vigorous tantric rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Aqua Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Gaped gunner resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Floppy Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: sickened national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Spectacular overrated rehab

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Gaped gunner resort

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal keepsake machete home

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: stimulating yellow love of her life church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2Firm#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Gaped gunner resort

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Pungent umber mad-dog skullcap

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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle patrolman stead

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle patrolman stead

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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Copper Azn

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Copper Azn

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University

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Author: very tactful deranged alpha business firm

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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring candlestick maker

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Curious Dysfunction University

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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: stirring yarmulke

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Author: arousing lime selfie

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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
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