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We are going to need all hands on deck tonight. Thanks.

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  11/12/14
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Dear Team, I want to extend my sincere thanks to all of y...
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just glad to be part of the team
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Great. See you at 7:30 PM--my office. We need to get thro...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
sounds good (the pepperoni too)
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Knew you'd be down with that. Could you pick up some sod...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
The store only has Pepsi products. Is Diet Pepsi okay? Th...
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tripping brilliant property mental disorder
  11/12/14
What store? I'm fine with you being a few minutes late if it...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
The client is here and would prefer Diet Coke. It matters a ...
stirring wild legal warrant center
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*brings diet coke but client has already left to go to resta...
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I fucking hate you guys 180
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Agreed. Waiting to hear back from The Master; frankly, I'm b...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
i think he's at dinner with his wife for their 5th anniversa...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Disappointing. Contact Jason. The Master clearly is out-...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Twist: The associate is Jason Voorhees
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
just touched base with jason. they're in the middle of the ...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Get him up to speed. Since Rudolph is only a few months in, ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
You got it. Have a good night.
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Love your willingness to take on a leadership role in this m...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Thanks. Much appreciated. Thanks again.
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Apologies for another e-mail but Partner Y just reached out ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
unfortunately, i'm not sure i will have the bandwidth (need ...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Just spoke with Partner Q--his assignment can wait until Fri...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
I'm copying Associate K in on this; he can explain some of t...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Partner Q just reached out to me and told me that he would s...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
I don't see a conflict. The assignment is not due until earl...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
there's a chance that client Q may want some immediate follo...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Look forward to seeing the results. But first thing firs...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
it's progressing jason just got in and i'm bringing him u...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
He'll sober up soon enough. Rudolph just provided an upd...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
i can have jason check on rudolph's docs if i don't respo...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
We are paying you the big bucks for a reason. You're one of ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Do i know u lol
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180
Racy Copper Step-uncle's House Gaping
  11/13/14
Sr. Associate: I saw that Jr. Associate is overwhelmed by...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Weekend is irrelevant. Work needs to be done ASAP. Jr. Assoc...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Thank you for the consideration. Thank you,
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Just work on responsiveness. You do great work otherwise. ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Will do, htansk
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
"what store" is teh best part about this one.
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Appetizing flushed hall
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Beady-eyed rambunctious reading party hospital
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Lol that was me, im OP btw
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  04/10/23
not a problem. thanksz
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
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Learning Disabled Galvanic Kitty Cat Clown
  07/08/21
I was pepperoni threading back in 2014 boys
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  04/13/22
Dear Sr. Associate: Thank you for this opportunity. I am ...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Love your enthusiasm.
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Sr. Associate; I came to your office to hand in some pre...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Actually just had PTSD from this one
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No need to wait for me. I'm at a charity event the rest of t...
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180 drunken boltzmann
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stirring wild legal warrant center
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Dear Sr. Associate: According to IT my computer was hacke...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
The system is functioning fine for me. Go to the office next...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
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stirring wild legal warrant center
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Dear Sr. Associate: Attached please find the memorandum. ...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Meanwhile, another associate's BB blinks: Jr Assoc. Ma...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Dear Sr. Associate: Thank you for having Jr. Associate po...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Inter-Gender, The pizza has been consumed. FYI--check...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Jr. Assoc, Unfortunately, the pizza has been consumed. We...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Sr. Associate: Thank you for your assistance. I have so...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
We're going to need you to give Jason that granola and juice...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Will do. I am heading up the stairs. Floor 50, correct?
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
I believe so. If you see viswanathan, tell him to dispatch C...
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Racy Copper Step-uncle's House Gaping
  07/08/21
Dear Sr. Associate: Apologies if I misunderstood your req...
irradiated crackhouse
  11/12/14
Thanks for your response. I'll explain to partner why you ne...
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tripping brilliant property mental disorder
  11/12/14
All fifty banks confirmed non-responsive. Please let partner...
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Viswanathan, The partner is busy wife-swapping right now,...
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lol
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180 drunken boltzmann
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Sounds good. I was planning on reading some medical records ...
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Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
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Thanks.
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Listen, my dad died an hour ago, so I'll stay tonight to fin...
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  11/12/14
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180 drunken boltzmann
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Sorry man, we cool?
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OK. We down.
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Sounds good. I'm reserving a stack of 1K documents for your ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
My sincerest apologies. I though those were left over slices...
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  11/18/14
We're looking at a quick burn on this deal.
Contagious Doobsian Round Eye
  11/12/14
FROM BOOMER PARTNER BEFORE HE LEAVES AT 6:35 PM TO SENIOR AS...
180 drunken boltzmann
  11/12/14
Shitlaw boomer partner suggesting the "nancies boy"...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Has anyone ever seen the film Masters of Madness? It's from ...
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  11/12/14
this thread is giving me hives
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  11/12/14
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180 drunken boltzmann
  11/12/14
180billiom all around
Mentally Impaired Box Office Toaster
  11/12/14
Team: please provide status updates. It's early but I want t...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
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irradiated crackhouse
  11/12/14
i should have an initial rough draft of my preliminary findi...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Take another 30 minutes or so. No need for a rough draft if ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
can you please give me a call when you have a few minutes. ...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
I'm currently indisposed. Just provide me with a polished up...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
sorry we kept missing each other, was trying to coordinate w...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Rudolph is currently giving me some trouble. Might need you ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Sorry. I'm on it. Dad identified. What do you need? I am ful...
180 drunken boltzmann
  11/12/14
Already told you in another correspondence. Go through your ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
See my response below.
180 drunken boltzmann
  11/12/14
nothing major, just figured you'd want to be involved as yor...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
oh fuck PTSD
tripping brilliant property mental disorder
  11/12/14
I am attempting to keep myself from eating the documents. Is...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Team: is another pizza in order? My treat. Any preference...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Team? This offer is going to expire unless one of you sp...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Yes please!
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
And do you have a preference? I'm ordering Domino's Pepperon...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Domino's Pepperoni is perfect, thanks Thanks
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Done. Being delivered to Floor 50, Conference Room D. Ex...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
thanks but I'm good--found some leftover bagels and flat die...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
hippo, That was the kosher breakfast for the clients on t...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
My apologies, I was not aware. Long day! Brain is turning a ...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
That's what I wanted to hear. Unfortunately, The Master ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
sorry i missed your call, had to run down to the lobby to gr...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
This matter is getting out of hand. You're being very respon...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Will do. I'll have duplicating get started on printing th...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
*prints and revises status update email 5 times before sendi...
Racy Copper Step-uncle's House Gaping
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Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
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Mentally Impaired Box Office Toaster
  11/12/14
god dammit
Provocative School Cafeteria
  11/12/14
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High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Almost done. Dad still dead. Peperoni is ingested.
180 drunken boltzmann
  11/12/14
How thoroughly did you review the records? I only ask becaus...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Can do. But if I go through again and find something this pa...
180 drunken boltzmann
  11/12/14
Just get it done.
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Are you telling me to destroy evidence?
180 drunken boltzmann
  11/12/14
I'm telling you to do your job. CCing Assigning Partner.
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
this thread is the reason why i joined autoadmit. also, it i...
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Supple Apoplectic Temple
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Just made it home. Didn't have a signal on the train. How ca...
Dark orchestra pit
  11/12/14
Thanks for getting in touch but I have already assembled a t...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
BCE, give me a call when you get a chance. *extends phone...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
hippo, I've finally got my head in the game here. One qu...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
looping in Jason Jason-see below
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Hi Jason, Thanks for your help on this. I may be tempora...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
hippo, The words are swimming before my eyes and reassem...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
i think we should hold off until we can connect with mainlin...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Sure thing. Got it. Tanks,
stirring wild legal warrant center
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Mainlining, Just realized I'm "The Master" and...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
BCE, Good to hear from you. In the future, consider ridin...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Will do. Thanks,
Provocative School Cafeteria
  11/12/14
No need. Enough people have stepped up. I'll let you know if...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Calm--what is your status? You awake? Might need some assist...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Calm, you there, buddy? Things are getting a little hect...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Sorry, I was under attack by a pack of wild dogs. My leg is...
Provocative School Cafeteria
  11/12/14
I'm 5 minutes away from the office. Can you be there the...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
u r gonna say exactly the same damn thing in 8 yrs, when u r...
concupiscible rebellious church building half-breed
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Team, Just spoke with Hippo and he appraised me of the si...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
*apprised
concupiscible rebellious church building half-breed
  11/12/14
Will do, kthans. By the way, hippo just told me that ther...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
10 minutes away. Status on that coffee? Also, can someone...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Ignore previous message. Calm apparently changed his name si...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
The Keurig machines appear to have developed sentience and a...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
180
irradiated crackhouse
  11/13/14
Mainlining, As you may have already heard from Partner Y...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
What? You're my go-to associate on this project. Is it a...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
appreciate the kind words, but I'm sure that you and the res...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfTXghv8mi4&list=UUrl7TNj...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Sr. Associate: I apologize for my absence. I pulled my ha...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Are the blood-stained documents originals? Did you make ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
I did not. See below.
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Sr. Associate: I am sorry but I am losing it here. Are we...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Please respond.
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
You were each given a certain number of documents to review ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Is this because of my recent Workers Compensation claim from...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/12/14
Jr. Associate, While we are greatly concerned with the we...
underhanded casino fat ankles
  11/12/14
All, Larry in IP just sent out an APB letting us know you w...
tripping brilliant property mental disorder
  11/12/14
Bison, Once I stop bleeding from my eyes I would be happ...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Sounds good. Where do you sit again? bison
tripping brilliant property mental disorder
  11/12/14
Floor 33, office 33-88, although the placard outside the doo...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Will be up in a few. bison
tripping brilliant property mental disorder
  11/12/14
Sorry, forgot about your eyes. How are they? Should I come u...
tripping brilliant property mental disorder
  11/12/14
Team, I'm 3 minutes away. I appreciate the initiative but...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Mainlining, Sorry, I just learned about this matter a few...
tripping brilliant property mental disorder
  11/12/14
Bison, Just arrived in the office. Hippo is no longer par...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Update
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Sorry about that. I should have your coffee ready when y...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
The Master, Putting you in charge the rest of the night. ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
I think I should be okay, but on the off-chance I pass away ...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
*dgaf and went to sleep 20 minutes ago* *won't respond ag...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
Jr. Associate, This is Carrie from HR. We need to speak ...
underhanded casino fat ankles
  11/12/14
Carrie, I apologize sincerely for that mistake. I believe...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
I appreciate the note but we will still need to have a meeti...
underhanded casino fat ankles
  11/12/14
I have a discrete research assignment I'm finishing up then....
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Both Mentoring Partner and Managing Partner have engagements...
underhanded casino fat ankles
  11/12/14
Auto-reply: *I am away from the thread this evening liste...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
Carrie, I understand what you're saying, but the researc...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/13/14
bison, I'm not sure whether we're supposed to review or r...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
*turns over in bed, farts loudly and goes back to sleep*
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
tyft
underhanded casino fat ankles
  11/12/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmDZz5pDOQ
Adulterous address
  11/13/14
Team, Outstanding work ITT. Exceeded my expectations. Wil...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Glad to help. Really enjoyed working on this matter and lear...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
*zzzzzzz*
High-end puce principal's office
  11/12/14
180s all around.
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
180s all around except hippo, who gets a 181.
underhanded casino fat ankles
  11/12/14
CR, hippo flipped the script
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/12/14
thread makes me want to killself
Bipolar coiffed idea he suggested
  11/12/14
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Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/12/14
Holy shit, poasting in classic thread. Approaching "he...
Comical mauve karate
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  11/13/14
Don't forget "are you in the document?" thread, wh...
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  11/13/14
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vermilion boyish heaven headpube
  11/18/14
Dear Sr. Associate: I apologize for my outburst yesterday...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/13/14
Dear Sr. Associate: I am sorry but it appears my compute...
Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig
  11/13/14
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Racy Copper Step-uncle's House Gaping
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irradiated crackhouse
  11/13/14
Mainlining, Sorry I missed your calls last night and thi...
High-end puce principal's office
  11/13/14
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Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/13/14
Do we have a server share setup? I received about 3k physic...
trip deep shrine famous landscape painting
  11/13/14
Status on the scan? Please link if on the server.
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/13/14
Mainlining, Attached please find the link to the document...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/13/14
Where is._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.? I know it ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/13/14
Thanks for the kind words. I will attempt to reach him on th...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/13/14
I think you should be fine; sounds like something you should...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/13/14
Sounds good, thanks for the kind words. It's an honor and pr...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/13/14
I just got pulled onto another deal that is closing tonight,...
trip deep shrine famous landscape painting
  11/13/14
No need. One of the early bird associates took care of it. ...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/13/14
Alright, let me know if you need more help. I find this dea...
trip deep shrine famous landscape painting
  11/13/14
*CCs entire team* I've got about 2/3 of the way through a...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/13/14
Team, First of all, thank you again for all your hard wor...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/13/14
Mainlining, I have some bandwidth this evening, and I ca...
stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/13/14
Same drill as last night. Thanks.
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/13/14
Also, no need to be in the office for this. I know it's late...
Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary
  11/13/14
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stirring wild legal warrant center
  11/13/14
Apologies. I briefly left my Blackberry on the patio outside...
stirring wild legal warrant center
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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:12 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:14 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2022 4:33 PM
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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:09 PM
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Date: October 1st, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Dear Team,

I want to extend my sincere thanks to all of you for your continued efforts on this project for our high-profile client. Your hard work and dedication have been instrumental in keeping things on track.

I am taking note of those who have made particularly significant contributions, and I will ensure that the Managing Partner is informed.

Thank you again for your commitment and focus.

Best regards,

-Mainlining

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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:02 AM
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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:13 AM
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:40 PM
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:27 AM
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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:16 AM
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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

just glad to be part of the team

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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Great. See you at 7:30 PM--my office.

We need to get through approx. 5K medical records by tomorrow 9 AM.

Take-out is on me. Do you like pepperoni?

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704810)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

sounds good (the pepperoni too)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704825)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Knew you'd be down with that.

Could you pick up some soda on the way? Diet Coke, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704828)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

The store only has Pepsi products. Is Diet Pepsi okay?

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704833)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: tripping brilliant property mental disorder



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

What store? I'm fine with you being a few minutes late if it means you can get the proper beverage for the team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704841)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

The client is here and would prefer Diet Coke. It matters a lot to us if you could make the extra effort here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704846)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

*brings diet coke but client has already left to go to restaurant instead and then will head back to hotel to be well rested for the next day*

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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:28 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:00 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:19 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:14 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:25 PM
Author: Odious lavender location

fuck 180 subthread

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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:26 PM
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Date: November 13th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: crystalline pit

lol

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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:16 AM
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Date: June 11th, 2021 7:43 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Haunted Graveyard Locale

I fucking hate you guys 180

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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Agreed. Waiting to hear back from The Master; frankly, I'm beginning to doubt his commitment to this matter.

Do we need to get in touch with Jason? I know his work-product is questionable but he is always willing to help.

Thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704880)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

i think he's at dinner with his wife for their 5th anniversary but he should be able to free up after that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704897)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Disappointing.

Contact Jason. The Master clearly is out-of-pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704904)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Twist: The associate is Jason Voorhees

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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:36 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

just touched base with jason. they're in the middle of the entrees but he said they can skip dessert. he'll head in as soon as he puts his wife in a cab home.

should he head directly to your office when he gets in or should i bring him up to speed first?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704922)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Get him up to speed. Since Rudolph is only a few months in, I decided to cut him some slack. Can't scare away the new associate so soon!

I have no doubt you and Jason can handle the rest.

I'll be up early to review the flagged documents and submit results to Partner X.

Of course, I'll make sure credit is given where due.

Thanks again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704947)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

You got it. Have a good night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704949)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Love your willingness to take on a leadership role in this matter.

You've got a bright future.

Thanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704951)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

Thanks. Much appreciated. Thanks again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704963)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Apologies for another e-mail but Partner Y just reached out to me.

Client Z has gotten into some very serious trouble. Discrete criminal issue.

Are you able to take on another matter or will the document review take up your entire night? I think the research could wait until early tomorrow afternoon, if necessary. Should only take an hour or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704974)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

unfortunately, i'm not sure i will have the bandwidth (need to get something out for Partner Q by early afternoon tomorrow)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704992)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Just spoke with Partner Q--his assignment can wait until Friday AM.

Attaching Partner Y's research question.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705005)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

I'm copying Associate K in on this; he can explain some of the tax aspects of the matter to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705019)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

Partner Q just reached out to me and told me that he would still like me to join the call with client Q at 9:30 am tomorrow (which could go until noon or so), which could pose a conflict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705020)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

I don't see a conflict. The assignment is not due until early tomorrow afternoon and should only take an hour or so. Late afternoon might even be OK if you have some bumps in the research. CCing Partner Y so he know you've got a full plate.

I really appreciate this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705041)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

there's a chance that client Q may want some immediate follow-up done on some issues discussed on the call, but i will try my best to manage their expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705050)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Look forward to seeing the results.

But first thing first - how is the document review going? Is Jason in yet?

Just want to make sure the team is fully assembled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705052)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

it's progressing

jason just got in and i'm bringing him up to speed (i think he may have had a bit too much wine at dinner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705066)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

He'll sober up soon enough.

Rudolph just provided an update--he's plowed through 300 records already. To be honest, I'm doubting if he is thoroughly reviewing the documents. May consider having you double-check his review if you have the time.

I'll be in touch. Finishing up something with the wife but will be checking e-mail periodically (have the alarm set for 2 and 4 AM to check on the team's status updates).

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705080)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

i can have jason check on rudolph's docs

if i don't respond immediately when you check in, i'm probably grabbing some coffee from the pantry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705137)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

We are paying you the big bucks for a reason. You're one of the good ones. Thanks so much.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705166)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: trip deep shrine famous landscape painting

Do i know u lol

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Date: January 27th, 2015 7:31 AM
Author: irradiated crackhouse



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: Racy Copper Step-uncle's House Gaping

180

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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Sr. Associate:

I saw that Jr. Associate is overwhelmed by the work load. I can take up the slack. I have no plans for the remaining weekend. Please let me know. Love to help.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705008)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Weekend is irrelevant. Work needs to be done ASAP. Jr. Associate has already "claimed" the assignment.

Will certainly keep you in mind, though. Thaks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705013)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Thank you for the consideration.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705018)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:52 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Just work on responsiveness. You do great work otherwise.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705026)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Will do, htansk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705038)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 8:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling mewling area

"what store" is teh best part about this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27195597)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Appetizing flushed hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#33091410)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 10:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed rambunctious reading party hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#46167093)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Lol that was me, im OP btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#46168743)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

not a problem.

thanksz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704836)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Galvanic Kitty Cat Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#42752376)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

I was pepperoni threading back in 2014 boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#44330266)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Dear Sr. Associate:

Thank you for this opportunity. I am excited to be able to contribute.

Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704809)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Love your enthusiasm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704814)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Sr. Associate;

I came to your office to hand in some preliminary research on the subject matter, but saw you were away. Please let me know when you return and I will come up to the 23rd floor.

FYI- the elevators are out so please give me a few extra minutes, I apologize in advance for the delay.

Thank you again!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704842)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:24 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Actually just had PTSD from this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704850)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:26 PM
Author: underhanded casino fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705660)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

No need to wait for me. I'm at a charity event the rest of the evening.

Please e-mail a concise summary of your findings. Also, attach a memorandum discussing the results in greater depth.

No need to cite everything precisely--I know this is short notice.

Appreciate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704865)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704886)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704889)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Dear Sr. Associate:

According to IT my computer was hacked and crashed. I have the memorandum in hardcopy. I can come to the charity event to drop it off. IT has advised me that my e-mail is sending out the virus.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704892)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

The system is functioning fine for me. Go to the office next door, if necessary.

I need this ASAP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704898)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704900)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Dear Sr. Associate:

Attached please find the memorandum. My fob was not working so I was forced to break the window to enter the next door office. The police are demanding I go with them to the station. I may be away from my blackberry temporarily. I will be back within the hour.

Please let me know if you need anything further. Again, than you for this opportunity.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704914)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Meanwhile, another associate's BB blinks:

Jr Assoc.

Mainlining has been arrested by the police; we need you to go and post bail. You can charge it to this client and matter number.

Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704917)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Dear Sr. Associate:

Thank you for having Jr. Associate post bail. I am back in the office and IT has fixed my computer.

I also saw a chain regarding pizza? Is there any left, the food at the station was sub-par.

Please let me know what else I can do to assist.

Thank you for understanding,

Jr.Jr. Associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704982)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Inter-Gender,

The pizza has been consumed.

FYI--check the fridge on floor 41. I heard they have some leftover Panera from the client meeting.

Best,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704998)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Jr. Assoc,

Unfortunately, the pizza has been consumed. We're going to need you to stay here for now. We have other associate doing a 50-floor survey of the elevator banks; I'll have him pick you up something to eat from the vending machines.

Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705001)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Sr. Associate:

Thank you for your assistance. I have some granola left in my office and a veggie juice.

I am in my office and have my pager fully charged. Please let me know what else I can do.

Thank you,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705015)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

We're going to need you to give Jason that granola and juice to sober him up. Thsank,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705085)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Will do. I am heading up the stairs. Floor 50, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705093)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

I believe so. If you see viswanathan, tell him to dispatch Cheerful the Chipmunk to assist you all on this matter. The hallucinatory, friendly animals are a new addition on the team and this is a good chance to get them involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705113)



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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#48341084)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Racy Copper Step-uncle's House Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#42752435)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: irradiated crackhouse

Dear Sr. Associate:

Apologies if I misunderstood your request. As concisely as possible, the elevators are out (Elevator bank, 12th Fl 2014).

Please see attached for a discussion in greater depth.

Thank,

Wormfood

-- elev_memo.txt --

On November 12th, 2014, an Adderall-addled junior associate with no semblance of a love life (hereafter "I") and very little to live for followed the creepy-crawlings of the shiny insects he saw out of the corners of his eyes to the elevator bank outside his office on least important floor of the second least-important regional office of one of the bottom 25 Vault 100 law firms in the nation. When I pressed the "Up" button, it did not light up. When I tried "Down" instead, it did not light up either. No change in circumstance obtained from waiting for seventeen minutes, during which I reflected on the banality of the research I had been doing, the chubbiness of the girl for whom I had planned to buy dinner instead of working, and my likelihood of premature death by heart attack. I proceeded to call the building maintenance number provided in the employee handbook. They said the elevators were out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704957)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Thanks for your response. I'll explain to partner why you needed the extra turnaround time for this explanation.

In the meantime, could you do a fifty-floor survey of the elevator banks? Assuming the fire escapes are working, it shouldn't take you very long. Feel free to stop by the vending machines and get yourself something to eat; you can bill it to the matter.

Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704988)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: tripping brilliant property mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704995)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: irradiated crackhouse

All fifty banks confirmed non-responsive. Please let partner know that I am available to continue working on this matter this weekend. If I appear to be out of pocket please contact at: curled up in enormous potted plant nibbling wood chips and hallucinating small friendly animals, 50th Fl, our building.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705048)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Viswanathan,

The partner is busy wife-swapping right now, but he asked me to tell you how much he appreciates this. We understand you've got a lot on your plate; if you need to, feel free to loop in one of the small friendly animal hallucinations to assist you on the matter. I understand Cutsey the Bunny Rabbit has some bandwidth available.

Tshank,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705061)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: irradiated crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705077)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705274)



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Date: July 8th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#42752158)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: tripping brilliant property mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704993)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704885)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: irradiated crackhouse

Sounds good. I was planning on reading some medical records for fun anyway. Glad to get paid to do what I love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704843)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704854)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: irradiated crackhouse

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704862)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:59 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705949)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710173)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:51 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27693741)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann

Listen, my dad died an hour ago, so I'll stay tonight to finish up, but I'll need to take 15 minutes to identify the body. And yes, peperoni sounds good.

Thanks and make sure you check you email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704895)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704899)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704910)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Sorry man, we cool?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704921)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann

OK. We down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704934)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704939)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:35 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Sounds good. I'm reserving a stack of 1K documents for your review.

Please report to Conference Room B. I will leave 3 slices next to the records (I think you can find the microwave!).

The Master was supposed to bring Diet Coke but apparently something came up. I'm going to let Partner X know about your willingness to assist first thing tomorrow AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704919)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

My sincerest apologies. I though those were left over slices. I ate them. I am sure he can review 1k documents without eating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704930)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: vermilion boyish heaven headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26747955)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Contagious Doobsian Round Eye

We're looking at a quick burn on this deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704935)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann

FROM BOOMER PARTNER BEFORE HE LEAVES AT 6:35 PM TO SENIOR ASSOCIATES:

All,

We don't have secretarial support after 11 PM; can we get some of the female junior associates to make copies and prepare the filings? Wasn't sure if that is kosher nowadays. If not, get some of the nancy boys to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704959)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Shitlaw boomer partner suggesting the "nancies boy" perform clerical work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26704967)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Has anyone ever seen the film Masters of Madness? It's from the 60s or 70s, and is about some syncretic cult in West Africa which engaged in bizarre rites; however, the main focus of these rituals was the use of the tropes and appearances and totems of the former British colonial powers, in a sort of parody/appropriation of their masters' authority and strength.

This thread is the Biglaw version of that, and I love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705049)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:02 PM
Author: histrionic onyx liquid oxygen

this thread is giving me hives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705092)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705236)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Box Office Toaster

180billiom all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705112)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Team: please provide status updates. It's early but I want to make sure we are all on track.

I know several of you have obligations and I'm doing my best to make sure the partners are properly appraised of your hard work on this important matter.

CCing Partner Y and Q.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705133)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: irradiated crackhouse

gbljblmblrblkbbfbthanl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705147)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

i should have an initial rough draft of my preliminary findings for you in the next hour or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705169)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:18 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Take another 30 minutes or so. No need for a rough draft if it means you can provide a more polished product.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705203)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

can you please give me a call when you have a few minutes. something came up and i think it would be best to discuss live

*plays phone tag for 45 minutes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705216)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

I'm currently indisposed. Just provide me with a polished update and you're be fine.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705234)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

sorry we kept missing each other, was trying to coordinate with Jason and BCE

apparently there's going to be a call in half an hour or so that would make sense for you to join as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705263)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Rudolph is currently giving me some trouble. Might need you all to pick up his slack.

What call? Why was I not informed of this? CC all parties in the future as a matter of best practice.

Beginning to become concerned this is getting out of control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705283)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:28 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann

Sorry. I'm on it. Dad identified. What do you need? I am fully available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705289)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Already told you in another correspondence. Go through your assigned documents again.

To be frank, there is no way you performed thorough due diligence. I'm leaving the Assigning Partner out of this at the moment because I care about your career but my patience is wearing thin.

I'm basically giving you free hours here--just want you to take this more seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705318)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann

See my response below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705329)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

nothing major, just figured you'd want to be involved as yore closer to issue X than I am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705294)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: tripping brilliant property mental disorder

oh fuck PTSD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705444)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

I am attempting to keep myself from eating the documents. Is there anyway we can get some donuts at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705175)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:16 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Team: is another pizza in order? My treat.

Any preferences? Also, please confirm floor and conference room for delivery purposes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705191)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Team?

This offer is going to expire unless one of you speaks up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705238)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Yes please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705282)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:29 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

And do you have a preference? I'm ordering Domino's Pepperoni in 5 unless one of you offers specifics.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705297)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Domino's Pepperoni is perfect, thanks

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705307)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Done. Being delivered to Floor 50, Conference Room D.

Expect a call in 15.

bon appétit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705326)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:32 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

thanks but I'm good--found some leftover bagels and flat diet sprite in one of the conference rooms on the northside of the 50th floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705322)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

hippo,

That was the kosher breakfast for the clients on the Tel Aviv deal. In the future, please run all after-hours dining requests by me before you do something this rash again. As it is, I think we may be able to pin this on Rudolph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705335)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

My apologies, I was not aware. Long day! Brain is turning a bit to mush at this point!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705355)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:35 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

That's what I wanted to hear.

Unfortunately, The Master (being the mooch that he is) took me up on my offer. My credit card is currently in the other room but I stepped up and ordered another pepperoni for the team.

Please pay the delivery service. I will make sure you are reimbursed.

Thanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705339)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

sorry i missed your call, had to run down to the lobby to grab the pizza

do you still want to speak? if so, let me know when you free up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705376)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

This matter is getting out of hand. You're being very responsive but the rest of the team is borderline insubordinate.

Call me back ASAP.

Also, we need to get Calm on this. Assigning Partner just forwarded me an additional stack of 3K documents that needed to be printed and reviewed.

Please find them attached.

CCing Assigning Partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705407)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

Will do.

I'll have duplicating get started on printing the additional docs, but they've been a bit slow all night because of some financing deal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705435)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Racy Copper Step-uncle's House Gaping

*prints and revises status update email 5 times before sending*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705184)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:18 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705205)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Box Office Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705239)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria

god dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705365)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705381)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann

Almost done. Dad still dead. Peperoni is ingested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705241)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

How thoroughly did you review the records? I only ask because this is a very sensitive matter and we can't risk overlooking anything. Also, more seasoned attorneys have only gotten through 1/3 of the same documentation in a similar time. I'm concerned.

Would you be willing to go through your stack one more time? It would give the assigning partner peace of mind.

CCing Assigning Partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705264)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:30 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann

Can do. But if I go through again and find something this pass it will make my first pass look subpar, so if I find something I will likely delete it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705303)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Just get it done.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705332)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: 180 drunken boltzmann

Are you telling me to destroy evidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705349)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:37 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

I'm telling you to do your job.

CCing Assigning Partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705352)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:11 PM
Author: Talented cyan abode

this thread is the reason why i joined autoadmit. also, it is making my blood pressure shoot way up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705162)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Supple Apoplectic Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705182)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705521)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:29 PM
Author: underhanded casino fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705682)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: Dark orchestra pit

Just made it home. Didn't have a signal on the train. How can I help?

Thanks,

BCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705187)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:19 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Thanks for getting in touch but I have already assembled a top-notch team.

That said, you available to assist? It sounds like some of them might be a little over their heads (though you best talk to them before heading back to the office, they might want the hours, and they have already claimed the work).

Let me know.

CCing The Master, Rudloph, hippo, and Jason.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705217)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

BCE, give me a call when you get a chance.

*extends phone tag to BCE as well*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705248)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:40 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

hippo,

I've finally got my head in the game here. One quick question to you--I keep looking at these documents, and they keep reading "All Work and No Play Makes The Master a Dull Boy." Can you drop by to confirm this? I'll cut you in on the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705371)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

looping in Jason

Jason-see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705388)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:46 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Hi Jason,

Thanks for your help on this. I may be temporarily away from my office in order to scream at the mirror in the restroom, but I'll have my blackberry on me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705408)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

hippo,

The words are swimming before my eyes and reassembling themselves into shapes with non-Euclidean geometries. I'm wondering if you can confirm this, and if so, if what you think mainlining wants us to do about it. I'd ask him myself, but after the soda fiasco I'm walking on eggshells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705402)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:47 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

i think we should hold off until we can connect with mainlining, don't want to go too far down the road on this without his input

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705419)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Sure thing. Got it. Tanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705423)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Mainlining,

Just realized I'm "The Master" and have been inappropriately breaking biglaw roleplay thread protocol. Sorry. Let me know what I can do to assist.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705344)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:23 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

BCE,

Good to hear from you. In the future, consider riding on the roof of the train that's to get a signal. I understand this is difficult sometimes, but this is the quality our clients pay for.

Please pick up a pizza and deliver it to the associates working on Project Babadook; I believe they're mostly on the 50th floor.

It's entirely possible that some of our rockstars on this matter may have had a psychotic break. Please stop by security on the way in to pick up a Taser, just in case.

Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705245)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:18 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria

Will do. Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705206)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

No need. Enough people have stepped up. I'll let you know if we need the help later tonight, though. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705225)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:36 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Calm--what is your status? You awake? Might need some assistance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705342)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:43 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Calm, you there, buddy?

Things are getting a little hectic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705391)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Provocative School Cafeteria

Sorry, I was under attack by a pack of wild dogs. My leg is partially mauled, but I can be in the office in the next 30-40 minutes, depending on traffic. Do I have time to cauterize, or should I take my chances?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705487)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

I'm 5 minutes away from the office.

Can you be there then?

Things are getting out of control. Some heads are going to roll as a result of tonight.

CCing Assigning Partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705540)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:44 PM
Author: concupiscible rebellious church building half-breed

u r gonna say exactly the same damn thing in 8 yrs, when u r partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705401)



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Date: February 7th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: gaped hairraiser cumskin legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#35351807)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Team,

Just spoke with Hippo and he appraised me of the situation. Not sure how this spiraled out of control. I was very clear.

Heading to the office now to get this house in order. Save me two slices and have a cup of coffee ready.

Also, I want status updates ready by the time I arrive. See you in 15.

-Mainlining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705445)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: concupiscible rebellious church building half-breed

*apprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705463)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Will do, kthans.

By the way, hippo just told me that there's been a mix-up with duplicating. Apparently the additional documents were sent with the capital markets team to the printers, and we have several thousand pages of their indentures.

Partner M tells me that Senior Associate G is on the way with the documents; I'll keep you posted.

Warmest retards,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705469)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:57 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

10 minutes away. Status on that coffee?

Also, can someone reach out to Calm? He offered to help but I can't get in touch with him. Anyone have his cell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705473)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Ignore previous message. Calm apparently changed his name since we last spoke. He now goes by 11th yr biglaw associate.

Get him in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705484)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

The Keurig machines appear to have developed sentience and are attempting to foment revolt in the building's electronics. This may explain both the duplication services mix-up and the elevator outages, as well as the insouciant attitude from the shredder on Floor 35.

Should I get calm to bring some coffee? I'll call him asap.

tejoenks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705492)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 4:57 AM
Author: irradiated crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26707019)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

Mainlining,

As you may have already heard from Partner Y, next Friday will be my last day with the firm. I'll be joining the bakery litigation department of stroock & fuck. It's been an absolute pleasure working with you. We can discuss my transition off of this project when you get in. We should definitely grab a drink at some point before I head out for good next week.

Bset,

hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705489)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

What? You're my go-to associate on this project.

Is it a matter of compensation? I know for a fact you are due for a very substantial raise.

Also, I'll be straightforward with you (because you're a friend and trusted colleague)- I need you on this right now. I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you are happy.

At the very least, stay for another month. Help ensure a stable transition. This night is already a cluster-fuck; please don't do this to me. You're going to hang me out to dry if you leave now.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705523)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

appreciate the kind words, but I'm sure that you and the rest of the team have it under control. i'll try to help out as needed but will not have much capacity as I need to wrap up some other matters and file a lot of stuff to records. again, it's been great working with you and i've learned a ton!

beast retards,

hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705544)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfTXghv8mi4&list=UUrl7TNjH6qf0ikzd78ooc_w

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705455)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Sr. Associate:

I apologize for my absence. I pulled my hamstring on the stairs and fell I may have dropped blood on some documents. I am so sorry. I am retreating back to my office. I gave my granola to Jason. Can someone bring me pizza I am getting shaky and lightheaded. I am on the 4th floor. Thank you.

Thank you very much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705481)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Are the blood-stained documents originals?

Did you make copies before you began review?

Respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705494)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

I did not. See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705506)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Sr. Associate:

I am sorry but I am losing it here. Are we supposed to be reviewing and summarizing or just reviewing? The directions were not clear. I have spent the last 4 hours in the police station and running up and down the stars. I do not want my reputation staked on this lackluster performance.

I am CC partner.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705503)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Please respond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705541)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

You were each given a certain number of documents to review and summarize.

Please see previous correspondence. The instructions were very clear.

CCing Assigning Partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705546)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Is this because of my recent Workers Compensation claim from my pulled hamstring?

CC Managing Partner

CC: Executive Committee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705551)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:35 PM
Author: underhanded casino fat ankles

Jr. Associate,

While we are greatly concerned with the well being of our associates, emailing both myself and the Executive Committee over a few minor incidents is inappropriate and unacceptable behavior. I will request that Mentoring Partner discuss expectations with you tomorrow. We expect that you will refrain from similar conduct in the future.

Managing Partner

CC: Executive Committee

CC: Jr. Associate's Mentoring Partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705721)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: tripping brilliant property mental disorder

All,

Larry in IP just sent out an APB letting us know you were potentially looking for associates from other groups to pitch in with project babadook? Someone will have to get me up to speed, but I have plenty of capacity the rest of this week, less so over the weekend and early next week. Let me know what I can do.

Regards,

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705504)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Bison,

Once I stop bleeding from my eyes I would be happy to get you up to speed. Come by my office.

Many Yanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705517)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: tripping brilliant property mental disorder

Sounds good. Where do you sit again?

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705526)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Floor 33, office 33-88, although the placard outside the door now reads "Carcosa" in an odd font I've never seen before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705539)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: tripping brilliant property mental disorder

Will be up in a few.

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705543)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: tripping brilliant property mental disorder

Sorry, forgot about your eyes. How are they? Should I come up now or circle back later? Maybe someone else can get me up to speed while you try to stop the bleeding? Please advise.

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705555)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Team,

I'm 3 minutes away. I appreciate the initiative but please make sure to CC all parties as a matter of course in future communications. Not sure Jason is in the loop.

-Mainlining



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705567)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: tripping brilliant property mental disorder

Mainlining,

Sorry, I just learned about this matter a few minutes ago and wasn't sure yet who all was on the team. I'm looping Jason in now. Will be more careful in the future. In any event, is there somewhere for me to jump in?

bison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705593)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Bison,

Just arrived in the office. Hippo is no longer part of the team (for reasons I will explain later) and it looks like you're going to be picking up his slack. Should only be about 700 documents. Dropped them off in your office.

I'll be roaming the halls if you need anything.

Happy hunting!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705608)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center
Subject: Update

Mainlining,

I lost the chess game but I promised the Keurig machines that I would deliver hippo to them to do with what they wish tomorrow, and so they agreed to make you coffee.

On a related note, I may need to block off a little bit of time tomorrow to lure hippo into the supply room to hold up my end of the deal. This might be a good task for a summer associate to help out on. Any chance you can pass this along to the recruiting coordinator?

Many Shanks,

Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705643)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Sorry about that.

I should have your coffee ready when you arrive; I've convinced the Keurig machines to a duel of wits in the form of a chess game to see whether man or machine will rule the office. I'm down a pawn, but I'll get it done.

Jason--are you available to bring bison up to speed? hippo isn't answering my emails.

Many Thank,

Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705613)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:31 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

The Master,

Putting you in charge the rest of the night. I'm retiring in Conference Room C. I'll be up by 4 AM sharp to begin reviewing each summary. Please wake me at that time.

Look forward to seeing what you all come up with. I know it'll be great.

My phone is on silent. Please do not disturb me.

Thanks,

-Mainlining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705692)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

I think I should be okay, but on the off-chance I pass away while catching you up, I've looped hippo in on this.

Hippo--help bison get on board with Project Babadook, please?

Manly Regards,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705578)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

*dgaf and went to sleep 20 minutes ago*

*won't respond again until 10:37 am the next day with emails along the lines of "i'd love to help to the extent i can but availability is severely limited given all of the things that need to be wrapped up" while dicking around online all day and taking long lunches*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705622)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: underhanded casino fat ankles

Jr. Associate,

This is Carrie from HR. We need to speak urgently about a hostile workplace environment claim arising from your usage of the term "manly regards." This was interpreted by a female employee to indicate male favoritism and inherent sexism. She was CC'ed on a recent email chain and is now claiming PTSD. Please respond immediately.

Carrie

CC: Mentoring Partner

CC: Managing Partner

CC: Executive Committee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705765)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Carrie,

I apologize sincerely for that mistake. I believe it may have been a residual result of the mechanical uprising which took place at the firm's offices here this evening. I have spoken with the Keurig machine involved and I expect no further problems.

Thnaks,

Master Purchase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705787)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: underhanded casino fat ankles

I appreciate the note but we will still need to have a meeting. Are you available this Friday at 5pm?

Carrie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705803)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

I have a discrete research assignment I'm finishing up then. How about 7:45 that evening? Please extend my sincerest condolences to my co-worker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705812)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:48 PM
Author: underhanded casino fat ankles

Both Mentoring Partner and Managing Partner have engagements that evening. It will have to be 5pm. Please wrap up your research assignment before that meeting.

Thanks,

Carrie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705825)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Auto-reply:

*I am away from the thread this evening listening to Lazerhawk*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705843)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Carrie,

I understand what you're saying, but the research assignment has to do with our firm's compliance with the federal mandates of the PROBLEMATIC AND NOT OKAY ACT OF 2014, which I believe Partner Epsilon told me that you had requested. I believe that we need this done by tomorrow evening to avoid receiving an injunction from Eric Holder. Please advise.

Tshanks,

The Master Purchase Agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710757)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:35 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

bison,

I'm not sure whether we're supposed to review or review and summarize, so we should probably do the latter. I've almost finished mine; why don't you pick up where hippo and Rudolph left off? I believe some of the documents may be spattered with blood. Ordinarily I'd suggest you get doc processing to chemically restore them, but mainlining told me the client is cost-sensitive on this. I think we should probably do those by hand. I'd help, but my hemorrhaging orifices might do more harm than good. There are some chemicals in one of the janitorial closets on 56, I think.

Let's circle back in 45.

hippo--can you send bison what you have so far on the matter?

transk,

Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705718)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:36 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

*turns over in bed, farts loudly and goes back to sleep*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705729)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: underhanded casino fat ankles

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705806)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Adulterous address

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hmDZz5pDOQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711980)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Team,

Outstanding work ITT. Exceeded my expectations. Will maek sure credit is given where due.

Have a great night.

-Mainlining out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705774)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Glad to help. Really enjoyed working on this matter and learned a lot. Please keep me in mind for any future matters you may have.

Thank,

The Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705799)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

*zzzzzzz*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705836)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705816)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: underhanded casino fat ankles

180s all around except hippo, who gets a 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705857)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

CR, hippo flipped the script

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705864)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Bipolar coiffed idea he suggested

thread makes me want to killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705877)



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Date: November 12th, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26705939)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Comical mauve karate

Holy shit, poasting in classic thread. Approaching "hello, who just joined" levels right here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26706210)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: aqua faggot firefighter office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26706444)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:14 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Don't forget "are you in the document?" thread, which is another crucial piece of Biglaw scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711763)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: vermilion boyish heaven headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26747848)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Dear Sr. Associate:

I apologize for my outburst yesterday and CC'ing both the Managing Partner and Executive Committee. I was a bit frazzled by the torn hamstring and having not been able to eat any of the pizza while having to give away my emergency stash of granola to Jason.

My mentoring partner has spoken with me and I assure you I will not have any more outbursts.

To that end, I have finished reviewing and summarizing the documents. In addition, at or around 4 a.m. I did a final perimeter check and have been assured that the elevators are back in working order. Please let me know the next step. Again I am sorry.

Thank you for graciously letting me work on this fantastic assignment.

Thank you,

P.S. I did find a slice of sausage pizza on the 37th floor emergency exit. I ate it-- did anyone order sausage last night??? I thought we only had pepperoni.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26707447)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Dear Sr. Associate:

I am sorry but it appears my computer is broken again. I have contacted IT.

This computer goes down more than Monica Lewinsky.

Thank,

*accidentally BCC all attorneys **

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26707477)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: Racy Copper Step-uncle's House Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27161264)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: irradiated crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26708801)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 2:55 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

Mainlining,

Sorry I missed your calls last night and this morning. I've been busy wrapping up my other projects (and had to catch some shuteye). Anyway, I hope things worked out and you guys are in good shape.

I'm around if you need me, but I have a commitment uptown at 5:30 so I'll need to head out at around 5. If you don't catch me, I should be free to speak tomorrow from 2:45 pm until 3 pm.

Tjanks,

hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26709284)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 4:20 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26709865)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: trip deep shrine famous landscape painting

Do we have a server share setup? I received about 3k physical documents from the client earlier today. I need to have Betsy scan them in.

Did you have notes for the research I sent out last week? I have reattached for reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710216)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:49 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Status on the scan? Please link if on the server.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710721)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Mainlining,

Attached please find the link to the documents.

Thanks,

The Master



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710735)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Where is._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.?

I know it is after-hours but he should be more responsive. If I didn't have someone like you on this team we would be in a world of hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710760)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Thanks for the kind words. I will attempt to reach him on this. Should I pull any other team members in on this matter? If you think it would help, I'd be happy to post an APB thread to get more people in here.

Tshank,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710809)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

I think you should be fine; sounds like something you should be able to manage.

Let me know if you start to feel over your head and we can discuss.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710814)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:07 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Sounds good, thanks for the kind words. It's an honor and privilege to work with you on this matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710823)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: trip deep shrine famous landscape painting

I just got pulled onto another deal that is closing tonight, and the partner was having me run diligence. I should be able to hit the rest of the documents tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711779)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

No need. One of the early bird associates took care of it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711793)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: trip deep shrine famous landscape painting

Alright, let me know if you need more help. I find this deal structure VERY interesting especially with the erisa angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711933)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:20 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

*CCs entire team*

I've got about 2/3 of the way through and am at home right now. Mainlining, should we set up a call to bring Pumo up to speed and loop him in on the 20,000 foot view of things?

Thanesk,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711798)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:52 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Team,

First of all, thank you again for all your hard work last night. I reviewed all the summaries this morning and they were outstanding. This is an important client and your efforts have gone a long way.

._._._._.._._._._.._._._._.._._._._. notified me that we received some additional records. Only about 3K documents. I'm not sure if he is available to review them tonight or not. In the event he is indisposed, is anyone able to step up?

Waiting to hear back if the documents are scanned in. If not, this may involve returning to the office.

Currently at dinner but will be checking email periodically.

Best,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710734)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Mainlining,

I have some bandwidth this evening, and I can perform a review. Just to clarify, is this a review & summary, or just a review.

Thanks,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710745)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 6:59 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Same drill as last night. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710777)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 7:03 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Also, no need to be in the office for this. I know it's late.

Just review and summarize at your leisure--treat yourself with a glass of wine or something.

You've been working hard and it is not going unnoticed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26710803)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:13 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711259)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:16 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

Apologies. I briefly left my Blackberry on the patio outside while I went in for a moment, and when I came back, a raccoon had seized it. I have wrestled control back from the raccoon.

Review is coming along at an excellent clip. I'll have a full report for you shortly.

Warmest Redguards,

Master

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711281)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Impressive brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711666)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 8:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Sr. Associate,

I have reviewed the relevant documents. Attached please find a summary of the aforementioned documents. I am available to review more. Again, the opportunity to work with this team has been a pleasure.

thanks,

p.s. I dictated a color coded chart of the documents my sectary will have to your desk within the hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26711587)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Adulterous address

i have two responses to this thread:

#1: just threw up a little in my mouth and,

#2: ljl lawyers



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26712060)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26720812)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26721693)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Team,

Hope everyone is having a fantastic Saturday morning. We just received seven (7) boxes that need to be reviewed by Monday 8 AM, no excuses.

Who can make it in today/tomorrow? This is very important to both me and the client. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26721888)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center

I'm still completing paperwork related to my conversation with HR from yesterday; I may have some bandwidth today but I'll definitely be available tomorrow to get some of this done. If there's anything I can do, please let me know.

Thank,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26721901)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 2:29 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center
Subject: RE: Doc Review

Turns out the date I thought I was going to have cancelled on me, so I've decided to fill the void in my weekend by doing doc review to keep the drinking at bay.

As mentioned in the 2014 Albums thread, there is a slight issue with some of the key documents that suggests malfeasance is afott.

Please see an attached link to that thread for your convenience. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2728316&mc=6&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=04690db5924919342de866097f0d1065#26722818

I remain, yr hmbl svt,

Mstr Pse Agmt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26722867)



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Date: November 17th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Dear Sr. Associate:

As you know the yearly billing cycle is coming to a close. I was directed by my team leader that I could reach out to you for some additional work. Please let me know if there are any opportunities to work on any project, big or small!

Thank you,

Thank You,

Jr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26737133)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

A discrete research assignment has appeared on my radar.

Are you free tomorrow afternoon? Let's discuss.

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26747750)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz avocado place of business pozpig

Free sir! I will be by

Thank you for this opportunity again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26747962)



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Date: November 18th, 2014 11:17 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Perfect. See you at 9:30 AM.

Please read both attached cases before our discussion. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26747983)



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Date: November 20th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Talented cyan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26760777)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#26844374)



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Date: January 4th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27056061)



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Date: January 5th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

*sees mainlining across the room at firm holiday party with alumn invites*

*winks and makes gun motion with hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27059573)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27161200)



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Date: January 21st, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27161302)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 9:42 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#43280938)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 7:56 AM
Author: Flickering goyim

this is one of the best threads ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27195591)



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Date: January 27th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27200284)



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Date: January 28th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27206250)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Talented cyan abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27322940)



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Date: February 23rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

Team,

What is your availability over the next week? Important matter, looming deadlines. This project is key to getting everything in smooth working order as we move forward.

Will fill you in tomorrow. I have a call at 10 AM but do not anticipate it will spill over into the afternoon.

Thanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27379508)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27467196)



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Date: March 10th, 2015 11:40 PM
Author: Wine soul-stirring trump supporter corn cake

"Hello . . . h, hello, is anybody still here?"

*50-something Of Counsel Who is Slowly Being Pushed Out of the Firm emerges from his interior office, his appearance now shockingly gollum-like*

"Yes, yes, somebody is here? Hello? I would be happy to assist you on a matter."

*circles floor desperately, peering like a strange bird of prey into every conference room that his pizza-honed nose detects as recently used*

"Anybody? ANYBODY AT ALL??? I can advise you on the implications of (hyper-technical point of law he desperately has been submitting articles about to every obscure industry journal and speaking about at every rats-ass holiday inn CLE event). Would that be OK? PLEASE I BEG YOU. Thansk."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27467762)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27693528)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: house-broken judgmental trailer park

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27693717)



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Date: May 13th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#27887037)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:04 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#28017805)



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Date: June 21st, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#28174451)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Racy Copper Step-uncle's House Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#28199319)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 8:34 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#28338554)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 5:38 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2726147&forum_id=2Firm#28786941)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: November 12th, 2015 8:02 PM
Author: Carmine hunting ground sweet tailpipe

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Date: November 12th, 2015 9:02 PM
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Date: November 13th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: May 12th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: insanely creepy primrose house

This thread needs to be preserved so that future historians can see exactly what it was like to be a biglawyer in the early 21st century.

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Date: July 21st, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: stirring wild legal warrant center



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Date: December 20th, 2016 11:18 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed regret puppy

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But it's locked because Andy is still in it.

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Date: July 21st, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: lascivious chartreuse police squad

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Date: August 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: December 5th, 2016 11:16 PM
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Date: September 18th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: December 5th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Cracking Gas Station

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Date: December 6th, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

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Date: December 20th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: December 20th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: insane khaki kitchen

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Date: January 18th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: January 1st, 2017 11:21 PM
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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:01 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: Cocky Becky Piazza

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Date: February 14th, 2017 11:22 PM
Author: Razzle Turquoise Sandwich

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Date: February 15th, 2017 3:47 PM
Author: Cocky Becky Piazza

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Date: March 19th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:08 AM
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Date: May 24th, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary



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Date: June 5th, 2017 12:51 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2017 11:47 PM
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Date: November 2nd, 2017 8:58 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2018 9:04 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: High-end puce principal's office

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Date: April 14th, 2018 6:07 PM
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Date: October 4th, 2022 6:56 AM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 10:11 PM
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Date: March 27th, 2021 12:38 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2021 6:14 PM
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Date: July 8th, 2021 10:13 PM
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Date: July 9th, 2021 6:37 PM
Author: Deranged duck-like main people sanctuary

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Date: November 30th, 2021 6:48 PM
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Date: December 17th, 2024 2:23 AM
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