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FYI spaceporn is probably who is responsible for the board slowdown

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant ...
peach glittery dysfunction private investor
  05/13/26
Sounds like a federal crime imo
Honey-headed university
  05/13/26
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Flesh famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
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light house
  05/13/26
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impressive vivacious stag film place of business
  05/13/26
SPACEPORN CAN FLY
Appetizing rose water buffalo reading party
  05/13/26
And become invisible at will.
supple bull headed center
  05/13/26
INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDO...
Appetizing rose water buffalo reading party
  05/14/26
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE
Concupiscible corner
  05/13/26
just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally fi...
ebony motley shrine
  05/13/26
wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just...
Curious Mentally Impaired Home
  05/13/26
Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/...
light house
  05/13/26
it's the Korean version of a "learing center"
Curious Mentally Impaired Home
  05/13/26
He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than ...
Flesh famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of...
ebony motley shrine
  05/13/26
...
Trip whorehouse
  05/13/26
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Flesh famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused th...
titillating public bath
  05/13/26
great time for lawtism
Flesh famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
Big if true
deep flushed meetinghouse
  05/13/26
i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the bo...
Disgusting ruddy double fault blood rage
  05/13/26
That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread woul...
deep flushed meetinghouse
  05/13/26
eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structure...
Flesh famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup bet...
titillating public bath
  05/13/26
I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if s...
deep flushed meetinghouse
  05/13/26
I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million po...
Flesh famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess t...
deep flushed meetinghouse
  05/13/26
can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the ...
Irradiated Cruise Ship
  05/13/26
cq i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and...
peach glittery dysfunction private investor
  05/13/26
Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save a...
deep flushed meetinghouse
  05/13/26
Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data...
deep flushed meetinghouse
  05/13/26
The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU You...
odious bronze sanctuary boiling water
  05/13/26
...
Flesh famous landscape painting
  05/13/26
many dick in asshole gay men are saying this
Irradiated Cruise Ship
  05/14/26
i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the l...
Disgusting ruddy double fault blood rage
  05/14/26
Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh And all your financial pro...
Racy Prole
  05/13/26
is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?
Curious Mentally Impaired Home
  05/13/26
hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" an...
peach glittery dysfunction private investor
  05/13/26
Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In ...
supple bull headed center
  05/13/26
...
Histrionic slimy native
  05/13/26
hes such a badass
Gaped skinny woman
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: peach glittery dysfunction private investor

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant cycle. same slowdown was happening last year when he was active on the board, before he went dormant

he probably looked up some way to soft DDOS this site and had something vibe coded to do it with

not sure if maximally humiliating him or ignoring him is the better way to get rid of him this time. just putting this out there as an FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883445)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed university

Sounds like a federal crime imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883458)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Flesh famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883619)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: light house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883641)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: impressive vivacious stag film place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883976)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Appetizing rose water buffalo reading party

SPACEPORN CAN FLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883459)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: supple bull headed center

And become invisible at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883937)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Appetizing rose water buffalo reading party

INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49885138)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible corner

SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883468)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: ebony motley shrine

just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally figured out how to “save” a website for evidentiary purposes. i would guess that even script kiddy ddos attacks are beyond his ken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883477)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Home

wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just stopped diddling that poor young azn boy he purchased at that "adoption agency"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883479)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: light house

Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/human trafficking front in Busan, “adoption agency,” but w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883644)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Home

it's the Korean version of a "learing center"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883673)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Flesh famous landscape painting

He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than boomers when it comes to tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883645)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: ebony motley shrine

how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of him hit on a soft 17?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883739)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Trip whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883777)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Flesh famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883908)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: titillating public bath

I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused the Great Cutoffs, except this time around rach doesn't care enough to patch things up. The last one was in 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883742)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Flesh famous landscape painting

great time for lawtism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883917)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: deep flushed meetinghouse

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883902)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Disgusting ruddy double fault blood rage

i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the boart locks on that query for some reason, and for about the same length of time these "slowdowns" each seem to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883914)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: deep flushed meetinghouse

That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread wouldn't cause any issues I don't think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883918)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Flesh famous landscape painting

eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structured & whether the tables are indexed. My guess is that it's poor queries + zero indexing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883920)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: titillating public bath

traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup better indexes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883924)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: deep flushed meetinghouse

I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if someone were running a script to scrape all the threads individually I think the hamster could handle that. Just checked and I don't have any time delays in the scripts that I've used. I've never scraped the WHOLE site though, only a couple weeks or months at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883925)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Flesh famous landscape painting

I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million poasts archived, but I did it over the course of like 10 years. My scripts run daily and are rate limited so that there are no more than 10 requests/minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883950)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: deep flushed meetinghouse

Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess the parsing I was doing could've spaced out the requests a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883954)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Irradiated Cruise Ship

can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the fuck is the point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49884010)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: peach glittery dysfunction private investor

cq

i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and threatening of spaceporn in the op, given this revelation that there are apparently *multiple* deranged individuals who are scraping and archiving this board

who knows how many other people are doing the same thing but who just aren't admitting to it. maybe spaceporn is included, maybe not. but obviously these people need to stop. fuck you guys, jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49884015)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: deep flushed meetinghouse

Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save anything. See below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49884024)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: deep flushed meetinghouse

Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data on anyone except when I made a heatmap of a week of arkan's poasts because I was genuinely curious if he ever slept. The other times were to search recent poasts for mentions of certain things related only to me, not other poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49884018)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: odious bronze sanctuary boiling water

The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU

You know, the spirit of the day for modern humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49884028)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Flesh famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49884395)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Irradiated Cruise Ship

many dick in asshole gay men are saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49885077)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Disgusting ruddy double fault blood rage

i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the login bug happens - which also suggests search bombing, or some other exploit that requires a poaster to be logged in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49884909)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: Racy Prole

Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh

And all your financial problems are caused by magical Jews.

Does that help, Navdeep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883932)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: Curious Mentally Impaired Home

is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883945)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: peach glittery dysfunction private investor

hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" and stop fucking with the board please?

how are we going to be able to give you the attention you crave if we can't even load the xo webpage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49883951)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: supple bull headed center

Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In fact, we operate in tandem from a colony on Jupiter’s South Pole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49884272)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Histrionic slimy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49884312)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Gaped skinny woman

hes such a badass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2Firm#49885132)