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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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she was a bowl of yams
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Appetizing hominid

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Appetizing hominid



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: Electric crystalline university



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Cracking Yapping Love Of Her Life



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Electric crystalline university



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: costumed provocative giraffe

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: ruby theatre famous landscape painting

cr

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Cracking Yapping Love Of Her Life



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: free-loading nibblets lodge



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Comical church

<3 u guys so much

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: bossy pistol

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Appetizing hominid

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: ruby theatre famous landscape painting

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Ruddy Space

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: talented depressive



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: alcoholic vibrant ticket booth mood



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Cracking Yapping Love Of Her Life



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: curious pale address



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Cracking Yapping Love Of Her Life



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: ruby theatre famous landscape painting

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: stirring startled brunch haunted graveyard



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Cracking Yapping Love Of Her Life



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Appetizing hominid



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: talented depressive



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready Opaque People Who Are Hurt Volcanic Crater

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: ruby theatre famous landscape painting



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: beta histrionic nursing home



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: beta histrionic nursing home



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: talented depressive



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Crusty chapel yarmulke

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Appetizing hominid

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: talented depressive

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: beta histrionic nursing home



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Appetizing hominid



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Flesh juggernaut potus



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Motley Jew Sanctuary



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Appetizing hominid



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Heady hall sandwich

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: free-loading nibblets lodge

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Cerebral Candlestick Maker Point



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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