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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3...
Orchid gas station digit ratio
  03/02/26
Size of company? What do you do?
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  03/02/26
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  03/02/26
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I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.
Orchid gas station digit ratio
  03/02/26
We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.
Ruddy Cerebral Bawdyhouse
  03/02/26
Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's s...
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  03/02/26
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aggressive exhilarant point jewess
  03/02/26
Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, ...
Ruddy Cerebral Bawdyhouse
  03/02/26
Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and inc...
Orchid gas station digit ratio
  03/02/26
Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingl...
Ruddy Cerebral Bawdyhouse
  03/02/26
Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically retu...
Orchid gas station digit ratio
  03/02/26
So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?
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  03/03/26
No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happene...
Ruddy Cerebral Bawdyhouse
  03/03/26
This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via ...
Orchid gas station digit ratio
  03/03/26
CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil c...
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Because of ai?
Brindle gaped fat ankles
  03/02/26
Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.
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  03/02/26
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  03/02/26
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  03/02/26
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  03/03/26
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  03/02/26
grindr?
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Orchid gas station digit ratio

At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA.

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: hideous electric becky patrolman

Size of company? What do you do?

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Ruddy Cerebral Bawdyhouse

He poasts

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: aggressive exhilarant point jewess



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Orchid gas station digit ratio

I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company.

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Ruddy Cerebral Bawdyhouse

We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions.

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Orchid gas station digit ratio

Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up.

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: aggressive exhilarant point jewess



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Ruddy Cerebral Bawdyhouse

Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)?

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Orchid gas station digit ratio

Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens.

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Ruddy Cerebral Bawdyhouse

Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country.

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Orchid gas station digit ratio

Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels.

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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: thriller aquamarine sound barrier

So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI?

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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Ruddy Cerebral Bawdyhouse

No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist

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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Orchid gas station digit ratio

This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2Firm#49711484)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Brindle gaped fat ankles

Because of ai?

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Orchid gas station digit ratio

Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape.

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: spectacular avocado lodge

What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss?

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Orchid gas station digit ratio

That would be doxing myself.

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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: spectacular avocado lodge

You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

OP, ANSWER THIS MAN!

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2Firm#49728569)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Have you considered doing something less gay with your life?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: jonathan penis

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: frum parlour

Is anyone bringing in donuts?

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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: fluffy field

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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Effete brass den

Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray.

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Judas Jones

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2Firm#49728378)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: :;;::::;;;:;:;:;;;:;;;;::::


Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐)

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Darnell

lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: irl gay faggot

Like the gay lifestyle?

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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Grandmaster Kike and the Furious 6 Million



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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2Firm#49728522)