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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine bull headed native azn

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine bull headed native azn



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: erotic theater stage circlehead



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: Vibrant honey-headed school cafeteria



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: erotic theater stage circlehead



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: thirsty soul-stirring shitlib

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: mischievous cruise ship

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Vibrant honey-headed school cafeteria



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: Exhilarant Ruby Party Of The First Part

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: black private investor property

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine bull headed native azn

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: mischievous cruise ship

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: Bossy macaca trump supporter

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Dashing institution



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: odious international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Vibrant honey-headed school cafeteria



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: Vibrant honey-headed school cafeteria



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: mischievous cruise ship

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Rusted hairy legs



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: Vibrant honey-headed school cafeteria



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Ultramarine bull headed native azn



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Dashing institution



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: orange indirect expression house

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: mischievous cruise ship



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Dashing institution



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Supple High-end Jap Stain

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Ultramarine bull headed native azn

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Dashing institution

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: bipolar tanning salon sex offender



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: chest-beating alcoholic quadroon menage

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bateful abusive laser beams

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: marvelous national



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



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