Jennifer,

I would like to follow up on our recent Zoom meeting to reinforce and solidify some of the points that I expressed during our live conversation. Point of fact, when I said I would like to "jam your tight little puss hole with my cream butter" I was suggesting that you and I might enjoy getting a cup of coffee to advance the ongoing discussion about my value in the marketplace and available litigation opportunities in Q1 2023. Furthermore, my breakaway session remark, which you seem to have inadvertently overheard, that "I would stretch that fucking slut until her Arby's Beef ruptured all over my bed" was made primarily in jest and was intended at most to suggest that we should collaboratively develop a working portfolio of business plans contextualized to the particular segment of firms we are targeting for my lateral move.

I hope this e-mail helps to clear up any confusion that may have come out of our recent Zoom discussion. Thank you for your time.

Nick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5263342&forum_id=2Firm#45729633)

Please don’t apologize; I fear the misunderstanding from the call is my fault more than yours. Any change in demeanor on my side had nothing to do with your assertion that you’d like a to “tongue my fart box while I belt out the Queen of the Night Aria.” Rather, I hadn’t realized until we jumped on the call that you’re a litigator and, well, I’m afraid I haven’t got much of a poker face haha. If you have any friends in corporate who are qualified for the opportunities we discussed please put them in touch with me!

Thanks,

Jennifer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5263342&forum_id=2Firm#45738982)