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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
dashing erotic principal's office legend
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
Translucent fortuitous meteor
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
dashing erotic principal's office legend
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Offensive Locale
  07/06/26
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Rose internet-worthy office national security agency
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
hilarious kink-friendly corner pocket flask
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
Exhilarant Topaz Pozpig Headpube
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
appetizing plaza
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
dashing erotic principal's office legend
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
appetizing plaza
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
dashing erotic principal's office legend
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
boyish painfully honest tanning salon associate
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
appetizing plaza
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
mentally impaired adventurous shrine
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
dashing erotic principal's office legend
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
gay mother
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
dashing erotic principal's office legend
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
underhanded pearly garrison
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
gay mother
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
Flushed cruise ship internal respiration
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
underhanded pearly garrison
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
coiffed confused brunch
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
Mewling startling digit ratio generalized bond
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
Aromatic Jet Field Selfie
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
coiffed confused brunch
  07/06/26
any employer would
Aromatic Jet Field Selfie
  07/06/26
...
Wonderful therapy
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
Burgundy Histrionic Codepig Toaster
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
Aromatic Jet Field Selfie
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
boyish painfully honest tanning salon associate
  07/06/26
...
underhanded pearly garrison
  07/06/26
...
Azure Blood Rage Space
  07/06/26
...
Rose internet-worthy office national security agency
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
black titillating church foreskin
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
Cheese-eating State
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
blue trip theatre cuck
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
Pink psychic
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
appetizing plaza
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
Violet heaven ratface
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
boyish painfully honest tanning salon associate
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
Fragrant yapping hissy fit set
  07/07/26
...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: dashing erotic principal's office legend

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Translucent fortuitous meteor

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: dashing erotic principal's office legend

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Offensive Locale

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy office national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: hilarious kink-friendly corner pocket flask

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Topaz Pozpig Headpube

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: appetizing plaza

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: dashing erotic principal's office legend

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: appetizing plaza

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: dashing erotic principal's office legend

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: boyish painfully honest tanning salon associate

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: appetizing plaza

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: mentally impaired adventurous shrine

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: dashing erotic principal's office legend

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: gay mother

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: dashing erotic principal's office legend

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: underhanded pearly garrison

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: gay mother

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Flushed cruise ship internal respiration

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: underhanded pearly garrison

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: coiffed confused brunch

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Mewling startling digit ratio generalized bond

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Jet Field Selfie

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: coiffed confused brunch

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Aromatic Jet Field Selfie

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Wonderful therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Burgundy Histrionic Codepig Toaster

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Jet Field Selfie

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: boyish painfully honest tanning salon associate

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: underhanded pearly garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Azure Blood Rage Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Rose internet-worthy office national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: black titillating church foreskin

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating State

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: blue trip theatre cuck

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Pink psychic

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: appetizing plaza

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: Violet heaven ratface

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: boyish painfully honest tanning salon associate

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Fragrant yapping hissy fit set

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2Firm#49998433)