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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop
  09/15/13
explain.
insecure big-titted son of senegal
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop
  09/15/13
this is not bad
soul-stirring mad cow disease
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Clear sinister forum masturbator
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
fighting alcoholic principal's office
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
chocolate circlehead whorehouse
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Trip Maroon Native Corn Cake
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
soul-stirring mad cow disease
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Flickering national
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Frisky bearded cruise ship
  09/15/13
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Razzle-dazzle hyperventilating yarmulke
  09/15/13
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insecure big-titted son of senegal
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
soul-stirring mad cow disease
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop
  09/15/13
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buff toaster
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Haunting Meetinghouse Psychic
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
vivacious boltzmann
  09/15/13
its ok.
Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Aquamarine deer antler
  09/25/15
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Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop
  12/03/15
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vigorous public bath
  12/03/15
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Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop
  01/22/16
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Bateful spruce gunner
  01/22/16
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buff toaster
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop
  06/22/16
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vigorous public bath
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Rusted Impertinent Pervert Degenerate
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Rusted Impertinent Pervert Degenerate
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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  02/11/23
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coral generalized bond
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Cream Beady-eyed Rehab Factory Reset Button
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Rambunctious Telephone
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: insecure big-titted son of senegal

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Clear sinister forum masturbator

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: fighting alcoholic principal's office

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: chocolate circlehead whorehouse

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Trip Maroon Native Corn Cake

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Flickering national

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Frisky bearded cruise ship

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hyperventilating yarmulke



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: insecure big-titted son of senegal



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad cow disease

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: buff toaster



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Haunting Meetinghouse Psychic

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: vivacious boltzmann

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine deer antler

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: vigorous public bath

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Bateful spruce gunner



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: buff toaster



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: vigorous public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Rusted Impertinent Pervert Degenerate

do you pay?

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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Rusted Impertinent Pervert Degenerate

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: salmon racy area

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: coral generalized bond

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Cream Beady-eyed Rehab Factory Reset Button

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious Telephone

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Vibrant lay alpha

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2Firm#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: dashing brunch



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Khaki Gaped Gaming Laptop

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