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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Exhilarant fuchsia senate roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49925889) |
Date: June 9th, 2026 4:08 PM Author: Ocher Institution Sneaky Criminal terrible day for black people and the affluent white shitlibs who enable them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49925895) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman Bro you never watched my CA9 argument this morning? It's around $1B exposure for the defensemos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49925904) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: Ocher Institution Sneaky Criminal context? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49925913) |
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We're suing OnlyFans for automatically-renewing subscriptions, going back to 2018. |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: fishy soul-stirring reading party gas station Did they make any decent offers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49925927) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman Not yet; they had persuaded our kindly judge that $400M/year in financial transactions isn’t “minimum contacts.”
Kinda fine, since it just adds two more year$ of tran$action$ to the claim. |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: Flickering Rose Personal Credit Line Weird! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926601) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: Ocher Institution Sneaky Criminal wow, finally you do sth worthwhile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49925961) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Ocher Institution Sneaky Criminal BTW Perplexity AI does this too. found out i been subscribed post free trial for over a year even tho i havent logged in since i initially tried it. pls sue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49925963) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman What’s the monthly charge, and are you in CA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926030) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:13 PM Author: obsidian boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926063) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:19 PM Author: Ocher Institution Sneaky Criminal $20/mo. The company is based in SF, so is that enough? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926074) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman Yeah, that should do it. I don’t know this outfit, but I assume they have plenty VC funding? Could you do me a solid and go through the registration process again and take screenshots at each page? Then Email Me Brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926097) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Ocher Institution Sneaky Criminal whats your email? they never even sent me an email when i somehow subscribed. the only time they emailed was months latter suggesting i upgrade to the higher priced plan and then when i canceled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926149) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman Perfect. Failure to send a confirming email with directions how to cancel is a violation on its own. xoxolawyer at gmail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926179) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:09 PM Author: Ocher Institution Sneaky Criminal sent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926217) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:31 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman Replied with a question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926258) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:13 PM Author: Ocher Institution Sneaky Criminal i don't see the question, just saw your response that you're reviewing it.
i only recently realized i was subscribed when i was reviewing my CC statement for another AI charge and was like when/how the fuck did i subscribe to this? |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman Right on. You answered my question with your “Also” email.
This is gonna be great content. |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 1:38 AM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman Just walked through the Perplexity sign-up process, and these guys are fucked. If any other posters in other states that have an ARL have been victimized by these deceitful practices, pls email me brothers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49927032) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:33 AM Author: Honey-headed friendly grandma nowag 180000000
you're still a fucking retard for your AI takes
but 180 on the lawyering front |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:25 AM Author: 180 jewess bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49927325) |
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Date: June 11th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: Jet ticket booth indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49930601) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Honey-headed friendly grandma nowag AI MFE EPAH has never heard of Perplexity?????? lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926336) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Ocher Institution Sneaky Criminal EPAH and I are gonna take down the whole AI racket. Goy Superstar is gonna be very upset, i think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926341) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman ? All I know about “AI” is that it’s all a fucking fraud, and that if users had to pay the true token cost of their AI GFs, they’d console themselves with IRL sewer skunks instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926348) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: Honey-headed friendly grandma nowag idk what you're trying to say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926551) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: Jet ticket booth indirect expression lmao good work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926032) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:20 PM Author: Curious public bath Nice job. You probably saw how well it was going with the lady judge's first comment "did you see this case that helps you too! ❤️"
I like your style of just being like "well I submitted a brief so I basically rest on the papers any qs for me?" |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:23 PM Author: Curious public bath Rofl nice save when she asked you what analysis COA should apply to reach the issue in the first instance: "Whatever u want IDRC". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926081) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman Irritating part is that the en banc case came out five days after our opening brief, so we immediately filed a motion for remand that they punted on. I’ll be pissed if they made us wait 18 months just to send it back to the dc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926113) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Curious public bath Is the issue basically, does it count for purposeful availment for SJ if a defendant purposely directs its actions towards Ps, and those Ps happen to be in California, which is what I'm guessing you are arguing? And Defbro is saying, 'No the intention of Defbro must be to direct the action to California, and its not enough that it directs its actions towards people who so happen to be in California? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926100) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:35 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman Basically. The real problem is that some dummies on CA9 15 years ago created this insane distinction between tort and contract claims to determine whether the defbro has minimum contacts with CA. I feel bad for the shortmo on the other side, bc in light of the intervening en banc case he was basically on a suicide mission going in |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: Curious public bath the shortmo is kind of right about these internet cases really just looking for a low grade general jurisdiction by taking a small action and multiplying it by all the users but every "tech" company with a "webpage" should be subject to jurisdiction in all 50 states and beyond anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926164) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman He’s not right at all; his argument is idiotic. It’s like saying “but the plaintiff only bought ONE Ford Pinto with an exploding gas tank over the course of TEN years!”
Obv he knows this. His main tactical problem is that he doesn’t seem to have listened when Judge Nguyen said Briskin changes everything, so he just stuck to his script of saying Briskin changes nothing. A very high percentage of these biglolyers are purely drones who can’t adjust to anything on the fly. They just pull the string and spout their stupid pre-planned arguments regardless of what’s happening around them. You see this at trial ALL THE TIME. |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: 180 jewess bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926338) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: stirring fat ankles school Would you agree that most lolyers arent very good at it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926515) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Ungodly razzmatazz patrolman I’d say the distribution is about the same as people who regularly play basketball or tennis or bowling. Most are serviceable, but there’s a huge gulf between them and “good” lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926571) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 2:53 AM Author: Silver irradiated center And a good percent of lawyers are too scared to even pick up a ball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49927046) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 1:49 AM Author: lemon church building can you sue frontier airlines too on their all you can fly slop pass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49927037) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 9:01 PM Author: Green abode sounds like a pretty good day for EPAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5872532&forum_id=2Firm#49926567) |